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ianovich is really alan greenspan, all this time. :lol:

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I wonder what Forum he will put his first post on.?? My money's on the Horse Racing Forum, then again it might be the Health and Fitness, or the Formula 1 Forum. :?

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pa102aw wrote:I wonder what Forum he will put his first post on.?? My money's on the Horse Racing Forum, then again it might be the Health and Fitness, or the Formula 1 Forum. :?
I thought he might post in one of the "granny drivers" or religion threads he started :|

Anyway, what happened to the other driver :?:

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Not sure exactly what happend to the other driver, except to say he walked away from the crash site on his own two legs.

Quite how healthy he is since his insurance company have heard about this is another matter!

So youre 100% to blame here... and the car you destroyed was a Lambo :shock:

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Karrde wrote:Not sure exactly what happend to the other driver, except to say he walked away from the crash site on his own two legs.

Quite how healthy he is since his insurance company have heard about this is another matter!

So youre 100% to blame here... and the car you destroyed was a Lambo :shock:
Ianovich has (had) a lambourgini! :shock:

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SunderlandFan wrote:
Karrde wrote:Not sure exactly what happend to the other driver, except to say he walked away from the crash site on his own two legs.

Quite how healthy he is since his insurance company have heard about this is another matter!

So youre 100% to blame here... and the car you destroyed was a Lambo :shock:
Ianovich has (had) a lambourgini! :shock:

8-) 8-) 8-)

Please don't let there be a new Fiat called the lambo

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Karrde wrote: So youre 100% to blame here... and the car you destroyed was a Lambo :shock:
How about we do a whip around and buy him a nice safe car . . . like a volvo :lol: ... one with the pedals on the columns too ;-)

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pa102aw wrote:I wonder what Forum he will put his first post on.??

if it's not this one, I'm not talking to the git again :evil:

:wink:

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Well if he doesn't get online soon and sort his team out for Saturday, I'll fly over to the UK and break his bloody arms as well.

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SunderlandFan wrote:Well if he doesn't get online soon and sort his team out for Saturday, I'll fly over to the UK and break his bloody arms as well.

surely he'll still be wonky after the ordeal.
i can see him now, giving instructions to his girlfriend
whilst under mild sedation
ian; 'ah yeah, ah ... bench ahh, bramble ... and captain ... ahh, ronaldo - i think? ... ah, who's ronaldo again? ... no wait, swap them around. i'm sure that's how i'd normally do it.' :?

think you better get on the plane. :(

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viddleodge wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:Well if he doesn't get online soon and sort his team out for Saturday, I'll fly over to the UK and break his bloody arms as well.

surely he'll still be wonky after the ordeal.
i can see him now, giving instructions to his girlfriend
whilst under mild sedation
ian; 'ah yeah, ah ... bench ahh, bramble ... and captain ... ahh, ronaldo - i think? ... ah, who's ronaldo again? ... no wait, swap them around. i'm sure that's how i'd normally do it.' :?

think you better get on the plane. :(
Judging by most of his results that's how he normally goes on while he's working on his team. :wink:

:lol:

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SunderlandFan wrote:
Karrde wrote:Not sure exactly what happend to the other driver, except to say he walked away from the crash site on his own two legs.

Quite how healthy he is since his insurance company have heard about this is another matter!

So youre 100% to blame here... and the car you destroyed was a Lambo :shock:
Ianovich has (had) a lambourgini! :shock:
We know he lives at Sandbanks in Poole, which is the single most expensive place to live in Britain, so go figure ...

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'Sandbanks in Poole' is an anagram of 'Spanked ol Ians nob' :shock:

Go figure...

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SunderlandFan wrote:Well if he doesn't get online soon and sort his team out for Saturday, I'll fly over to the UK and break his bloody arms as well.

well,that threat seems to have done the trick - he's obviously lurking, as he's made his transfer for this week.
(he's taken Viddleodge's tip and brought Bramble in by the look of it ) :wink:

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So Ianovich lives in the most expensive area of the UK and he drives a very expensive sports car.

I had no idea he was so attractive. :D

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SunderlandFan wrote:So Ianovich lives in the most expensive area of the UK and he drives a very expensive sports car.

I had no idea he was so attractive. :D
For all we know, 'was' could be the operative word. What if his face is horribly disfigured and he ends up running around opera houses wearing a cloak & mask stalking Sarah Brightman :?

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Marquee_Mark wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:So Ianovich lives in the most expensive area of the UK and he drives a very expensive sports car.

I had no idea he was so attractive. :D
For all we know, 'was' could be the operative word. What if his face is horribly disfigured and he ends up running around opera houses wearing a cloak & mask stalking Sarah Brightman :?
That is a frightening thought. Don't think it will change SF's perception of iani's attractiveness though

:idea: Sarah Brightman: Hot or Not?

edit: Scratch that. We've had too many howlers on there recently.

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Marquee_Mark wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:So Ianovich lives in the most expensive area of the UK and he drives a very expensive sports car.

I had no idea he was so attractive. :D
For all we know, 'was' could be the operative word. What if his face is horribly disfigured and he ends up running around opera houses wearing a cloak & mask stalking Sarah Brightman :?
The irony of having Sarah Brightman in such a musical and she's not the one wearing a mask.

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Sarah Brightman sang at one of the major footy/rugby finals in the last couple of years - can't remember which.

I remember she had a naughty look in her eye tho - I wouldn't say no :shock:

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SunderlandFan wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:So Ianovich lives in the most expensive area of the UK and he drives a very expensive sports car.

I had no idea he was so attractive. :D
For all we know, 'was' could be the operative word. What if his face is horribly disfigured and he ends up running around opera houses wearing a cloak & mask stalking Sarah Brightman :?
The irony of having Sarah Brightman in such a musical and she's not the one wearing a mask.
you more of a dame kiri te kawana gal, sf?

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Marquee_Mark wrote:Sarah Brightman sang at one of the major footy/rugby finals in the last couple of years - can't remember which.

I remember she had a naughty look in her eye tho - I wouldn't say no :shock:
she'd make the opera laminated top 5.

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I hate Andrew Lloyd Webber's musicals. Cats was terrible.

I'm hoping to see Avenue Q on Broadway in a couple of weeks. That's more my style :)

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viddleodge wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:Sarah Brightman sang at one of the major footy/rugby finals in the last couple of years - can't remember which.

I remember she had a naughty look in her eye tho - I wouldn't say no :shock:
she'd make the opera laminated top 5.
Katherine Jenkins would be the clear number one, with Pavarotti second.

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Yer Old Da wrote:
viddleodge wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:Sarah Brightman sang at one of the major footy/rugby finals in the last couple of years - can't remember which.

I remember she had a naughty look in her eye tho - I wouldn't say no :shock:
she'd make the opera laminated top 5.
Katherine Jenkins would be the clear number one, with Pavarotti second.
Paul Potts 3rd

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robbielee wrote:
Yer Old Da wrote:
viddleodge wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:Sarah Brightman sang at one of the major footy/rugby finals in the last couple of years - can't remember which.

I remember she had a naughty look in her eye tho - I wouldn't say no :shock:
she'd make the opera laminated top 5.
Katherine Jenkins would be the clear number one, with Pavarotti second.
Paul Potts 3rd
:lol:

Simon Weston would be 4th. Doubt he sings, let alone opera style, but no list is complete without the comedy genius that is (italics) Simon Weston. 8-)

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Yer Old Da wrote:
robbielee wrote:
Yer Old Da wrote:
viddleodge wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:Sarah Brightman sang at one of the major footy/rugby finals in the last couple of years - can't remember which.

I remember she had a naughty look in her eye tho - I wouldn't say no :shock:
she'd make the opera laminated top 5.
Katherine Jenkins would be the clear number one, with Pavarotti second.
Paul Potts 3rd
:lol:

Simon Weston would be 4th. Doubt he sings, let alone opera style, but no list is complete without the comedy genius that is (italics) Simon Weston. 8-)

:lol: :lol:
Weston makes all top 5 lists. No matter what the subject is.

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I would like to offer my technical expertise on this subject and say that the women with the biggest boobies are the best singers. Just look at wee Charlotte or Kiri Givherwana. :D

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barry wrote:
pa102aw wrote:I wonder what Forum he will put his first post on.??

if it's not this one, I'm not talking to the git again :evil:

:wink:

His legs will have mended by the time he finishes reading this .... :lol:

In fact, if we can keep contributing to this thread faster than he can read it he'll never be able to post on FISO again! :twisted:

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Billy Whiz wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:
Karrde wrote:Not sure exactly what happend to the other driver, except to say he walked away from the crash site on his own two legs.

Quite how healthy he is since his insurance company have heard about this is another matter!

So youre 100% to blame here... and the car you destroyed was a Lambo :shock:
Ianovich has (had) a lambourgini! :shock:
We know he lives at Sandbanks in Poole, which is the single most expensive place to live in Britain, so go figure ...
had a lovely walk with the dogs on the beach the other day. does anyone know if he owns a rhodesian ridgeback dog. weve met some americans down sandbanks walking a ridgeback before.
didnt see any signs of a car crash and to be honest its not a very fast road.
allthough theres a nice long sweep around to evening hill.

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Update:

There was a setback yesterday, he had to have his ankle re-set. So is still in a lot of pain. However, this from Gary...
Ianovich says:
by the way, I read a few selected quotes from the 3 threads to Ian this lunchtime - to cheer him up....he did smile....think he misses the fun, it woud be fantastic therapy for him so ive vowed to get him on there either tonight or tomorrow,,we are experimenting with a few things..

Ianovich says:
Pass on his gratitude for the kind words - and the extensive piss taking - it is very much appreciated and welcomed...
Obviously he will be on asap. But the problem is how do you get a man flat on his back to be able to see the laptop screen and have an angle where he can see the keys in order to type...

Ive suggested buying a new wireless keyboard... im sure he will be on very soon.

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