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A cautionary tale

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It was the summer of 2013 and Robin van Persie was coming off the back of an elite season where he scored 262 FPL points. Because of this he was given a record £14.0m price tag for the 13/14 season. However, there was a changing of the guard in the dugout with longtime legendary manager SAF being replaced by David Moyes. van Persie would go on to have a poor 13/14 season only scoring 112 points and proving to be dismal value for money at that price tag.

Fast forward 13 years later and Haaland is given a record £15.5m price tag for the 26/27 season with legendary longtime Man City manager Pep Guardiola being replaced by Enzo Maresca in the summer of 2026. This season will show those who are willing to learn from history and those who are not if Haaland continues to underperform.

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Nice try one Haaland is only 26 and still very much at his peak and will be for a few more years . Van Persie was good player but was about 30 or 31 and was bit injury prone .

When are you going to pick your FPL squad and post it in the rounded keeper ?

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There's a more pertinent cautionary tale here but I think you've already worked it out arnold!

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thebillfella wrote: 24 Aug 2026, 20:42There's a more pertinent cautionary tale here but I think you've already worked it out arnold!
It's not rocket science, and yet, Arnie keeps overlooking it.

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Dr. Giggles wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 07:50
thebillfella wrote: 24 Aug 2026, 20:42There's a more pertinent cautionary tale here but I think you've already worked it out arnold!
It's not rocket science, and yet, Arnie keeps overlooking it.
I tried to get him to be a more useful Fiso member but i have decided to give up on him and i will never bother responding to any of his posts in the future .

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Learn from history? RVP didn't play for half of that season as he was injured. If there's anything to learn here it's to take no notice of you as your posts are misleading.

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itslikebrandnew wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 09:21 Learn from history? RVP didn't play for half of that season as he was injured. If there's anything to learn here it's to take no notice of you as your posts are misleading.
True i think it is best to just to ignore him sadly . I don"t understand why he is like this .

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itslikebrandnew wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 09:21 Learn from history? RVP didn't play for half of that season as he was injured.
And Citeh are injured by Mascara.

I'd expect most FF managers who watched that banal, ponderous, tepid dirge from Citeh are wondering what they could do with the Haaland cash. (And Bruno F:s if they were daft enough to go there.)

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blahblah wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 10:17
itslikebrandnew wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 09:21 Learn from history? RVP didn't play for half of that season as he was injured.
And Citeh are injured by Mascara.

I'd expect most FF managers who watched that banal, ponderous, tepid dirge from Citeh are wondering what they could do with the Haaland cash. (And Bruno F:s if they were daft enough to go there.)
There’s a lack of obvious reliable goalscorers at the moment. I can’t remember a time where the PL looked so thin on the ground in terms of actual strikers. Haaland’s the only active player even in the 100 goals club!

They did discuss it on MNF last night, the way the world’s elite attacking players in particular want to be in Madrid and Barcelona (and, increasingly, Paris and Munich too) rather than the more physical PL. Even the Saudi cash is tempting some in their prime. More goals, fewer injuries, better weather, in all said cases. England is becoming a case of quantity over quality.

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blahblah wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 10:17
itslikebrandnew wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 09:21 Learn from history? RVP didn't play for half of that season as he was injured.
And Citeh are injured by Mascara.

I'd expect most FF managers who watched that banal, ponderous, tepid dirge from Citeh are wondering what they could do with the Haaland cash. (And Bruno F:s if they were daft enough to go there.)
I dont know how he got the job at City. I went Haaland and Bruno with the idea to downgrade Bruno in w3. i thought about going without Haaland but there's just too much inconsistency with the other options that there's no way i could trust players like Saka and Palmer. Maybe that changes in a few weeks as both had good starts.

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arnold wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 08:38I tried to get him to be a more useful Fiso member
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You're an optimist, Arnie, can't say any other than that :D
arnold wrote: 25 Aug 2026, 08:38I will never bother responding to any of his posts in the future .
Wise desision IMO.

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Is this about drugs

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NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08 Is this about drugs
It would be more interesting if it were 🤷‍♂️

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NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08 Is this about drugs
They don’t work. They just make you worse…

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NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08Is this about drugs
forestfan wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 20:31They don’t work. They just make you worse…
Unless you're competing in the Tour le médicament...

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Dr. Giggles wrote: 27 Aug 2026, 07:50
NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08Is this about drugs
forestfan wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 20:31They don’t work. They just make you worse…
Unless you're competing in the Tour le médicament...
I don’t think Richard Ashcroft ever did that, though…

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forestfan wrote: 27 Aug 2026, 08:09
Dr. Giggles wrote: 27 Aug 2026, 07:50
NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08Is this about drugs
forestfan wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 20:31They don’t work. They just make you worse…
Unless you're competing in the Tour le médicament...
I don’t think Richard Ashcroft ever did that, though…
Bush's Attorney General?

No, probably not.

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Dr. Giggles wrote: 27 Aug 2026, 12:05
forestfan wrote: 27 Aug 2026, 08:09
Dr. Giggles wrote: 27 Aug 2026, 07:50
NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08Is this about drugs
forestfan wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 20:31They don’t work. They just make you worse…
Unless you're competing in the Tour le médicament...
I don’t think Richard Ashcroft ever did that, though…
Bush's Attorney General?

No, probably not.
He lacked a bit of Verve.

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NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08 Is this about drugs
They say, are made in California...

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RuudTheDudeVanTheMan wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 04:30
NorthBankRedemption wrote: 26 Aug 2026, 18:08Is this about drugs
They say, are made in California...
Where it never rains... at least in the southern part.

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I've gone Haaland as captain tonight

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itslikebrandnew wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 19:58 I've gone Haaland as captain tonight
8-) .
I think he is essential i think i will have the TC chip on him in week 3

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arnold wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:25
itslikebrandnew wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 19:58 I've gone Haaland as captain tonight
8-) .
I think he is essential i think i will have the TC chip on him in week 3
I'm thinking of WCing, so that'll have to wait.

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arnold wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:25
itslikebrandnew wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 19:58 I've gone Haaland as captain tonight
8-) .
I think he is essential i think i will have the TC chip on him in week 3
Be cautious, arnold! Remeber RvP!

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thebillfella wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:41
arnold wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:25
itslikebrandnew wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 19:58 I've gone Haaland as captain tonight
8-) .
I think he is essential i think i will have the TC chip on him in week 3
Be cautious, arnold! Remeber RvP!
:lol:

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blahblah wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:29
arnold wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:25
itslikebrandnew wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 19:58 I've gone Haaland as captain tonight
8-) .
I think he is essential i think i will have the TC chip on him in week 3
I'm thinking of WCing, so that'll have to wait.
wow so late

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SUZYKINS wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 23:27
blahblah wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:29
arnold wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 22:25
itslikebrandnew wrote: 28 Aug 2026, 19:58 I've gone Haaland as captain tonight
8-) .
I think he is essential i think i will have the TC chip on him in week 3
I'm thinking of WCing, so that'll have to wait.
wow so late
I had to BB first 🤷‍♂️

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https://www.premierleague.com/en/match/ ... ter-united

Back in 2013 Robin van Persie scored a brace in a 4-1 victory in David Moyes first away game in charge of Manchester United. Thirteen years later and Erling Haaland scores a brace in a 4-1 victory in Enzo Maresca's first away game in charge of Manchester City. History is repeating itself. You know what happens next.

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BLOCKHEAD wrote: 29 Aug 2026, 07:31 https://www.premierleague.com/en/match/ ... ter-united

Back in 2013 Robin van Persie scored a brace in a 4-1 victory in David Moyes first away game in charge of Manchester United. Thirteen years later and Erling Haaland scores a brace in a 4-1 victory in Enzo Maresca's first away game in charge of Manchester City. History is repeating itself. You know what happens next.
Quite possibly your BEST post.

Mascara isn't even Moyes 🤔

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blahblah wrote: 29 Aug 2026, 11:08
BLOCKHEAD wrote: 29 Aug 2026, 07:31 https://www.premierleague.com/en/match/ ... ter-united

Back in 2013 Robin van Persie scored a brace in a 4-1 victory in David Moyes first away game in charge of Manchester United. Thirteen years later and Erling Haaland scores a brace in a 4-1 victory in Enzo Maresca's first away game in charge of Manchester City. History is repeating itself. You know what happens next.
Quite possibly your BEST post.

Mascara isn't even Moyes 🤔
Moyes didn’t have a front three of Haaland, Cherki and Semenyo though. Fergie left Moyes an ageing team in need of major surgery and he only managed to sign Fellaini.

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