My Wildcard Squad
O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such people in't.
— William Shakespeare, The Tempest
Martinez (4.5) Speer (4.0)
Lamptey (4.5) Taylor (4.5) James (5.0) Saiss (5.0) Castagne (5.5)
KDB (11.5) Foden (6.5) Son (8.9) Podence (5.5) Burke (4.5)
Kane (10.5) Jesus (9.5) Jimenez (8.5)
1.7m ITB
“We must respect the other fellow's wildcard squad, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
Goalkeepers - I have gone for a minimum spend set-and-forget combination. Granted Villa do not have the best upcoming fixtures but as I don't plan on spending transfers b*ggering about with my GK that doesn't matter in the long term. What I do have is a fairly defence oriented team with a GK who has passed the eye test. This season has started with a glut of penalties, and if that continues, having a GK who has shown that he can save them is as important as having an outfield player who takes them.
Defenders - Clean sheets have been rarer than a Frenchman's steak so far this season. Is it even worth spending money on the defence at all?
By not having a premium Liverpool def I can squirrel away a bit more budget. Saiss and Lamptey are obviously good picks. James is a bit of a risk but has a big upside if he can establish himself in the team.
I really like having a cheap Burnley defender as Sean Dyche's wards are the only side guaranteed to park the bus against
everybody irrespective of such irrelevant considerations like home ground advantage or strength of the opposition. You simply don't play them against good attacking sides and you have an excellent chance of a CS.
Castagne is a player I really like and know a little about as he was linked with a move to my team Spurs earlier in the window. He is at a convenient price point as I can move him up to a LIV def or down to a CPL cheapie with relative ease. After benching him for the City game he has a nice couple of fixtures so it gives me 3 GWs to decide which direction I am going in.
Midfield - KDB is a must. On penalties and seemingly being utilised further forward this season. He could even be thought of as a perma-captain, and while I wouldn't go that far myself, it does limit the appeal of other midfield super-premiums as without the armband they are unlikely to represent value.
Son is the midfield flavour of the week. I am under no illusions that he is unlikely to face a team that gets their tactics quite so badly wrong as Southampton did again this season but Spurs have a nice run of fixtures and he's clearly in good form.
Podence is something of a game time risk but is a player I had in my pre-fixtures bus team having been very impressed with him post lockdown. While I am aware that having used the wildcard I need to limit my punts, at 5.5m with his current form and Wolves' upcoming fixtures, I simply couldn't resist.
Burke wasn't in my original line up. Instead I had Jorginho who I think is undervalued considering he is Chelsea's penalty taker. The recent links with Arsenal however have put me off. Not only that but I don't like having a 5.0m mid in my squad. It just looks ugly. There's 0.5m just sitting there but it's almost never worth a transfer to go and get it. A 4.5m OOP just looks so much better on my bench.
Foden was my most difficult pick. The reason is I absolutely love James Rodriguez. Partly because he is a great player to watch and partly because he won me a sizeable amount of money during the World Cup
. I like him so much that I had him in my GW1 team and when I mentioned in my last post that I had only kept a single player on my wildcard James was that player. The trouble is James faces cry/BHA/liv in his next 3 fixtures while Foden has LEI/lee/ARS. It's not close
. I have the money ITB to bring him back when the fixtures turn.
Strikers - For Kane see Son. Jimenez is a set-and-forget potential season keeper. The choice was between Werner and Jesus. It is damn hard to kick Werner out of the team when he faces the Baggies this GW but I doubt I would captain him over KDB. You rarely go wrong bringing in a Man City striker when the other one is injured therefore Jesus
.
So there it is; my magnificent wildcard XV. A thing of beauty is a joy forever, or more likely given the capriciousness and tribulations of FPL, what currently shimmers and glistens like a bejeweled diadem, or like the diaphanous wings of mayflies dancing in sunbeams above a Shropshire trout river, will by 7pm on Sunday evening have proven to be made of mere paste and fool's gold, or metamorphosed into a festering, foetid pile of ordure.
Should this happen - and it's odds on it will - I will hopefully refrain from kicking a sleeping feline, breaking crockery, or releasing rabid hounds upon proselytising Jehovah's Witnesses, and instead content myself with a single utterance of the FPL manager's lament ... "Oh bollocks."