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Is it safe to eat uncooked toast?

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Having sought and secured Admin's permission first, here is another one of those shameless self-promoting plugs;

I want to tell a story
About a boy called me
But nerves are funny things
And they can make you pee

I have some news to tell you
News you may not want to hear
So I've written a little poem
And this is it right here

It seems I've done something stupid
And not really a great boast
But I've published a book on Kindle
Titled "Is it safe to eat uncooked toast?"

Now I know what you're all thinking;
Is it an exposé?
A sordid little kiss-and-tell
Just the icky shades of grey?

Or perhaps a rambling memoir?
Of people that I have met
And all their little secrets
Tell me... are you worried yet?

No dear friends it's neither
Just the silly stuff I post
I'm serious here; it really is on Kindle
Called "Is it safe to eat uncooked toast?"

Now the whole thing is scary
And I'll admit I did choke
Which is why the author isn't "Sheldon"
But my nickname; "EzBloke"

So that is where I've been
Normal service will now resume
Oh my god, how rude of me,
Forgot to ask; and how are you?


This is a collection of blogs, tweets and forum posts that I have exposed to an unsuspecting world over the years.
Hopefully it will make you laugh.

WARNING: Some juvenile humour, one or two adult themes and a lot of swearing.
Do not read this if you are of a sensitive disposition.
Or eating.

The important bit;
http://www.amazon.co.uk/safe-eat-uncook ... B00M8LEPYG" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
or
http://www.amazon.com/safe-eat-uncooked ... B00M8LEPYG" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
For those of you in the US.

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Re: Is it safe to eat uncooked toast?

Post by Vid »

Amusing, some very good bits that made me laugh :D

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EzBloke
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Re: Is it safe to eat uncooked toast?

Post by EzBloke »

Cheers Vid!

:D

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