Nalbandian disqualified in final at Queens

[Judio]

The Dramaqueen has filed a complaint with the Police for assault !!!!

I hope he gets charged with wasting Police Time

[Tacalabala]

Lol, clearly wants a pay-off from Nalbandian.

[Groomyd]

One to get.....

the hurtiest things in the world

1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
9.
10. childbirth

(2-9 in no particular order)

FISO lists are a thing of beauty sometimes.

Not happy about only being at number 8

[blahblah]

Do we have any more suggestions now we're all a lil older.

Pulling a bogey out of my nose and plucking a hair in doing so is a weird one as it's a sharp (sometimes eye watering) pain then feels kinda good

[Mystery]

Spending more than the absolute minimum amount of time on Twitter / X?

[Ashers]

Spending more than the absolute minimum amount of time on Twitter / X?

So more than 5 seconds ever.