The Rounded Keeper - FPL Pub Talk & Matchday Banter 2022/23

[murf]

Corrected:

Southampton XIV: Bazunu, Salisu, Bednarek, Valery, Walker, Peters, Lavia, Ward, Prowse, Djenepo, Ayodele, Aribo, Romeu, Armstrong

[dellboy30]

Bournemouth XI: Travers, Kelly, Mepham, Lerma, Solanke, Smith, Tavernier, Moore, Pearson, Billing, Zemura.
Aston Villa XI: Martinez, Cash, Carlos, Konsa, McGinn, Ings, Coutinho, Digne, Bailey, Ramsey, Kamara.

Newcastle XI: Pope, Trippier, Schar, Joelinton, Wilson, Saint-Maximin, Targett, Almiron, Willock, Burn, Guimaraes
Forest XI: Henderson, Worrall, Williams, Colback, Lingard, O’Brien, Toffolo, Surridge, Niakhate, Johnson, McKenna

[jacksosi]

Corrected:

Southampton XIV: Bazunu, Salisu, Bednarek, Valery, Walker, Peters, Lavia, Ward, Prowse, Djenepo, Ayodele, Aribo, Romeu, Armstrong

What happens when these double-barrels start marrying other double-barrels?? Serious question….

[dellboy30]

Leeds XI Meslier; Kristensen, Llorente, Koch, Struijk; Roca, Adams; Harrison, Rodrigo, Aaronson; Bamford.
Wolves XI Jose Sa; Collins, Kilman, Gibbs-White; Jonny, Dendoncker, Neves, Ait-Nouri; Neto, Hwang, Podence.

[blahblah]

Corrected:

Southampton XIV: Bazunu, Salisu, Bednarek, Valery, Walker, Peters, Lavia, Ward, Prowse, Djenepo, Ayodele, Aribo, Romeu, Armstrong

What happens when these double-barrels start marrying other double-barrels?? Serious question….

It's time to give up on life?

Are the double-named kids bustards in the biblical sense?

[forestfan]

Corrected:

Southampton XIV: Bazunu, Salisu, Bednarek, Valery, Walker, Peters, Lavia, Ward, Prowse, Djenepo, Ayodele, Aribo, Romeu, Armstrong

What happens when these double-barrels start marrying other double-barrels?? Serious question….

Think I’ve seen a triple-barrelled name before… you might need one to stand out soon! No idea if there’s any limit to how many surnames you can register. I think additional family names people want to retain are often given as middle names instead, as per the older Scottish tradition.

[murf]

Corrected:

Southampton XIV: Bazunu, Salisu, Bednarek, Valery, Walker, Peters, Lavia, Ward, Prowse, Djenepo, Ayodele, Aribo, Romeu, Armstrong

What happens when these double-barrels start marrying other double-barrels?? Serious question….

If you kept it going for a few generations you'd soon spot the in-breeding.

It may be considered sexist but the traditional way is pretty sensible.

Maybe the bride and groom should play rock-paper-scissors to decide on the surname just before saying 'I do'.


(Showing up my old school belief in tradition by suggesting the parents are married!).

[Pirlo's Beard]

Double Liverpool defence perhaps not the wisest investment then.

[andybarrell]

No goal involvement for me ...hurts just a bit....season over????

[Mav3rick]

TAA OUT, Mitrovic IN (-4)

[forestfan]

Corrected:

Southampton XIV: Bazunu, Salisu, Bednarek, Valery, Walker, Peters, Lavia, Ward, Prowse, Djenepo, Ayodele, Aribo, Romeu, Armstrong

What happens when these double-barrels start marrying other double-barrels?? Serious question….

If you kept it going for a few generations you'd soon spot the in-breeding.

As per the cyclist Rigoberto Uran Uran?

[Mo Bot]

Why the dickens is Oliver George Arthur Watkins not starting?

[forestfan]

Why the dickens is Oliver George Arthur Watkins not starting?

That could be a quadruple-barrelled surname… or a law firm.

[Bob Newhart]

What happens when these double-barrels start marrying other double-barrels?? Serious question….

Lock stock and four smoking barrels.

[andybarrell]

Kane hattrick please golfing gods

[Lucky]

Kane hattrick please golfing gods

That could upset Blah

[Pirlo's Beard]

Excited to see what plays we'll be running today under Coach Marsch.

[forestfan]

Excited to see what plays we'll be running today under Coach Marsch.

Are you his assistant, Coach Beard?

[blahblah]

Kane hattrick please golfing gods

That could upset Blah

As if Kane will score in August

[Pirlo's Beard]

Excited to see what plays we'll be running today under Coach Marsch.

Are you his assistant, Coach Beard?

No comment.

3-1 Leeds win with a Neto goal for Wolves, please.

[Bob Newhart]

Bournemouth score

[tarkens]

Lerma 1-0

[Malrom]

UUPS. 1:0 Bournemouth Lerma

[forestfan]

We need Fulham and Bournemouth to be shite

[blahblah]

We need Fulham and Bournemouth to be shite

Villa, Everton, Leeds, Wolves.....

[Pirlo's Beard]

We need Fulham and Bournemouth to be shite

Villa, Everton, Leeds, Wolves.....

Don't forget Brentford and Southampton.

[Lucky]

Kane hattrick please golfing gods

That could upset Blah

As if Kane will score in August

If he does not score today, at least I would have a spot for Mitrovic

[tarkens]

Wolves 1-0 Podence

[Malrom]

Leeds behind..... 0:1 Podence

[Pirlo's Beard]

Podence (Hwang)