Drug Peddling Slave Trading Inc Vs The Upside Down Eggchasing Sailor Boys

[forestfan]

After we failed to review one hitting middle and leg halfway up…

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Was that Broad round the wicket?

[forestfan]

Was that Broad round the wicket?

Potts I think.

[unc.si.]

The Sailor Boys were just getting back into it, when they suffered the unluckiest of wickets (their 5th)

He just wanted to get his mate in

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The Sailor Boys were just getting back into it, when they suffered the unluckiest of wickets (their 5th)

He just wanted to get his mate in

And made a great job of making it look like an accident

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Another wicket in the last over of a session

Is this Stokes being a Captain with a few ideas or the Egg Chasers being a bit stupid, or lost at sea?

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Boult is bowling awesome stuff, with 3 wickets in 4 overs and not a batsman to blame......

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Stokes and Bairstow decided that he best defence was attack and got to 55 in the 11th over and Bairstow is still there with, but now 6 down in the 12th.

This would be shite in T20.....

[forestfan]

Stokes and Bairstow decided that he best defence was attack and got to 55 in the 11th over and Bairstow is still there with, but now 6 down in the 12th.

This would be shite in T20.....

What they did after that wouldn’t…

[blahblah]

Not a clue as I hit Glastonbury

Get your rocks off

[forestfan]

Well, Bairstow smashed another run-a-ball hundred, and debutant fast bowler Overton looks set to join him on three figures!

[blahblah]

I hit Glastonbury etc a lil but after Stokes was out.

That is so far from unbelievable.....

[Bob Newhart]

So, Leach, you're not bowling to the Black Craps, now.

Game looks a bit different for England when they're bowling to someone who can actually bat

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I'd start a new thread, but I'm lacking words for the Caste thing

[forestfan]

I'd start a new thread, but I'm lacking words for the Caste thing

Hard to come up with a humorous epithet without sounding racist, I suppose…

Didn’t we used to have a generic England cricket thread (or two)?

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There was one about Root, but he's not Capt ....

I'll think of something

[Bob Newhart]

Death, taxes and Zak Crawley edging a drive...

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Yep. He doesn't remind me of a Test batsman....

[Bob Newhart]

Shrubman could be on gardening leave the next time India play.

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The Drug and Slave Traders can't do it again, shirley?

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3 wickets for 2 runs bring the proper batsmen to the wicket......

[forestfan]

Root obviously decided it was Jonny time with that call… “OK Alex, you’ve had your bit of fun, now leave it to me and the Ginger Ninjas…”

[forestfan]

Can we get McCullum and Stokes in charge of the white ball team right now, please?