The Rounded Keeper - FPL Pub Talk & Matchday Banter 2019/20

[From4corners]

Trossard against Norwich this weekend might make a nice differential

[Pirlo's Beard]

Andreas Pereira making another appearance just to confirm he's still absolute dog turd.

[raoul]

How many others praying for a Brighton goal?

[Joccki_10]

Brighton’s xG must be about the same as United’s by now.

[raoul]

Captain Bruno

I am genuinely delighted for you!

[Malrom]

Another disappointing evening on every level......

[From4corners]

Who will take out Rashford for Greenwood and will miss Marcus his goals this weekend?




Me perhaps? I might have had Greenwood been taken off..

[Stevieste]

Captain Bruno

I am genuinely delighted for you!

Cheers Raoul, ive cried him home since Saturday night haha

[Stevieste]

Who will take out Rashford for Greenwood and will miss Marcus his goals this weekend?




Me perhaps? I might have had Greenwood been taken off..

Rashford Captain for me next game, he is due a couple of goals himself, although Bournemouth poor defence could suit Martial

[eastcentral1]

I'm thinking of bringing him in, but he's playing very wide

[Stevieste]

Greenwood stole the 3BPS now as well

[Pirlo's Beard]

Dan James must have Mat Ryan in his FPL team with all these lovely easy saves he's giving him.

[ALAN1289]

Another captain pick

[math!]

Messi just scored his 700th career goal with a panenka penalty. Co commentator described his touch as "soft as a slug's beer belly".

[Kris_fiso]

Anybody here know which Man United striker to pick from now and until the end season as i have not got a clue

[Pirlo's Beard]

Messi just scored his 700th career goal with a panenka penalty. Co commentator described his touch as "soft as a slug's beer belly".

Was it Ray Hudson?

[Pirlo's Beard]

Anybody here know which Man United striker to pick from now and until the end season as i have not got clue

Ighalo.

[math!]

Messi just scored his 700th career goal with a panenka penalty. Co commentator described his touch as "soft as a slug's beer belly".

Was it Ray Hudson?

The one and only. He's on top form tonight.

[Stevieste]

Anybody here know which Man United striker to pick from now and until the end season as i have not got clue

Ighalo.

[Pirlo's Beard]

Was it Ray Hudson?

The one and only. He's on top form tonight.

MAGISTEEEEEEERIAL!!!

I've just switched it on. lol @ Costa scoring an own goal and missing a penalty within the space of five minutes.

[math!]

Was it Ray Hudson?

The one and only. He's on top form tonight.

MAGISTEEEEEEERIAL!!!

I've just switched it on. lol @ Costa scoring an own goal and missing a penalty within the space of five minutes.

Four goals so far, three of them are penalties and the fourth is an OG. No normal goals allowed.

[Pirlo's Beard]

Costa still an absolute diving wailing theatrical shitbag even in an empty stadium.

[Joccki_10]

Was it Ray Hudson?

The one and only. He's on top form tonight.

MAGISTEEEEEEERIAL!!!

I've just switched it on. lol @ Costa scoring an own goal and missing a penalty within the space of five minutes.

Four goals so far, three of them are penalties and the fourth is an OG. No normal goals allowed.

And not one of them should have stood as a penalty. Bizarre.

[Pirlo's Beard]

Own goal from Costa, missed pen, booked, and subbed off. A -3 in FPL.

[murf]

Bruno Fernandes now the highest scoring 'Bruno' in premier league history... not really fair as Bruno N'Gotty had to score them from CB.

Helped by the fact Bruno Cheyrou scored 60% of his Liverpool goals in other comps.

[Finisher1]

Own goal from Costa, missed pen, booked, and subbed off. A -3 in FPL.

The missed pen was turned over because ter Stegen had stepped off his line.

[Stevieste]

I had a dream last night that Vardy scored 2 goals away at Everton, it felt that real that i opened the FPL app when woke up to check if it was true

[Joccki_10]

I had a dream last night that Vardy scored 2 goals away at Everton, it felt that real that i opened the FPL app when woke up to check if it was true

Only to find out DCL bagged a hat-trick.

[Britinus]

grrrrr!! transferred Ings out and Greenwood on the bench...25 points

[From4corners]

Ritchie benched, what a pity.

Saka and Nketiah as well.