Drunken Championship 2009/10

[murf]

Aren't there 5 promotion places? - ties decide by the last weeks' scores of course

Only top 3 get money.

Who cares about money, I want glory, the glory of errrrr coming 5th.

[unhappyhoppy]

Aren't there 5 promotion places? - ties decide by the last weeks' scores of course

Only top 3 get money.

Who cares about money, I want glory, the glory of errrrr coming 5th.

If you just want promotion 10th normally does it.

[murf]

I want guaranteed promotion.

I wouldn't mind a double promotion like I got a year or two back. Think that would make me automatic Premier League champion

[The Ledge]

murf, time to take it seriously this year as it's unlikely you'll get promoted to the big boy's league is you finish sixth as the Premier teams tend not to drop out. I look forward to some new challenges next season

[unhappyhoppy]

All very close at the top.

1 Paul Hopkins (LEDGE HOPPING) 28 1254 3752
2 Simon Holman (CiderDrunkWiggsyB) 31 1238 5707
3 Mark Telford (The Puddloflajs) 33 1231 6838
4 Michael Sime (Armitage Shanks) 14 1217 9441
5 Jason Murfitt (murfs drunken mob) 43 1213 10323
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6 Michael Biggs (Drunken Blues) 41 1205 12294
7 Martin Strong (Tijuana Taxi) 18 1182 19009
8 Chris Dowling (Out On A Limb) 29 1170 23192
9 David England (Not From Round Ere) 34 1157 28347
10 David King (ManJester Utd DLA2) 35 1150 31361
11 Gordon Nicole (champoions united) 11 1123 44392
12 David England (Irish Eyes Liver) 16 1111 50759
13 Michael Biggs (Storm in a D Cup) 25 1095 59600
14 Mike Tomlinson (TOMMOS 11) 22 1089 63119
15 David McFarlane (Fudmonkeys FC) 14 1062 78601
16 gary sweeney (FC Gaz) 30 1046 87882
17 Richard Dunn (Ratho Rovers) 22 1024 100024
18 David King (ManJester Utd DLA1) 21 1005 109739
19 David Brealey (Hujanika Bolokov) 24 998 113149
20 Rob Lee (I AM LEGEND) 29 994 115009
21 Gareth Davies (White Hart Wonders) 24 990 116811
22 Lesley Dickson (AC ESKBANK) 24 886 152851
23 James Shaw (FC CURLY WURLY) 13 752 174231

[murf]

Coming to get ya

[The Ledge]

After Week 31

Pos Manager Team Week Pts Total Pts League Pos
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1 Mr Mark Telford The Puddloflajs 76 1307 3210
2 Mr Paul Hopkins LEDGE HOPPING 37 1291 4957
3 Mr Simon Holman CiderDrunkWiggsyB 46 1284 5885
4 Mr Michael Biggs Drunken Blues 54 1259 10528
5 Mr Jason Murfitt murfs drunken mob 45 1258 10757
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6 Mr Michael Sime Armitage Shanks 36 1253 11913
7 Mr Martin Strong Tijuana Taxi 60 1242 14788
8 Mr Chris Dowling Out On A Limb 55 1225 20020
9 Mr David King ManJester Utd DLA2 57 1207 26525
10 Mr David England Not From Round Ere 31 1188 34450
11 Mr Gordon Nicole champoions united 37 1160 47959
12 Mr Michael Biggs Storm in a D Cup 50 1145 55821
13 Mr Mike Tomlinson TOMMOS 11 53 1142 57421
14 Mr David England Irish Eyes Liver 30 1141 57972
15 Mr David McFarlane Fudmonkeys FC 48 1110 75250
16 Mr gary sweeney FC Gaz 35 1081 91256
17 Mr David King ManJester Utd DLA1 74 1079 92386
18 Mr Richard Dunn Ratho Rovers 41 1065 99714
19 Mr David Brealey Hujanika Bolokov 46 1044 110158
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20 Mr Gareth Davies White Hart Wonders 43 1033 115240
21 Mr Rob Lee I AM LEGEND 27 1021 120622
22 Mrs Lesley Dickson AC ESKBANK 33 919 153800
23 Mr James Shaw FC CURLY WURLY 19 771 175293
24 Mr Matthew Doheny Cornish Pasty DLA 38 724 178195

Season Long High Scorers

1 FC Gaz 101
2 CiderDrunkWiggsyB 98
3 Fudmonkeys FC 94
4 CoderDrunkWiggsyB 93
5 champoions united 85

League Stats

Superleague Position ?
Superleague Average 1279.8

Weekly Average 44.6
Overall Average 1122.9

[The Saint]

going without Lampard was going so well.......

[murf]

going without Lampard was going so well.......

I take it you are the Puddlywotsits?

Eased my worries about not getting promotion

1 Paul Hopkins (LEDGE HOPPING) 88 1413 2944
2 Simon Holman (CiderDrunkWiggsyB) 65 1391 5105
3 Mark Telford (The Puddloflajs) 28 1387 5638
4 Jason Murfitt (murfs drunken mob) 80 1380 6602
5 Michael Biggs (Drunken Blues) 91 1375 7356
6 Martin Strong (Tijuana Taxi) 51 1344 13297
7 Chris Dowling (Out On A Limb) 71 1326 17865
8 Michael Sime (Armitage Shanks) 26 1323 18742
9 David King (ManJester Utd DLA2) 76 1314 21445
10 David England (Not From Round Ere) 72 1297 27146

[unhappyhoppy]

Really tight up the top. 1 or two Tevezes.

1 Paul Hopkins (LEDGE HOPPING) 94 1419 3503
2 Simon Holman (CiderDrunkWiggsyB) 90 1416 3775
3 Mark Telford (The Puddloflajs) 43 1402 5309
4 Jason Murfitt (murfs drunken mob) 95 1395 6231
5 Michael Biggs (Drunken Blues) 97 1381 8338
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6 Martin Strong (Tijuana Taxi) 76 1369 10500
7 Chris Dowling (Out On A Limb) 92 1347 15439
8 Michael Sime (Armitage Shanks) 32 1329 20439
9 David King (ManJester Utd DLA2) 84 1322 22639
10 David England (Not From Round Ere) 96 1321 22954
11 Gordon Nicole (champoions united) 53 1249 52160
12 David England (Irish Eyes Liver) 80 1248 52624
13 David McFarlane (Fudmonkeys FC) 99 1235 58923
14 Michael Biggs (Storm in a D Cup) 35 1207 72840
14 Mike Tomlinson (TOMMOS 11) 34 1207 72840
16 David King (ManJester Utd DLA1) 57 1178 87507
17 gary sweeney (FC Gaz) 75 1174 89460
18 Richard Dunn (Ratho Rovers) 61 1168 92373
19 Gareth Davies (White Hart Wonders) 30 1104 120974
19 David Brealey (Hujanika Bolokov) 39 1104 120974
21 Rob Lee (I AM LEGEND) 27 1091 125963
22 Lesley Dickson (AC ESKBANK) 98 1035 144208
23 James Shaw (FC CURLY WURLY) 25 813 177161
24 Matthew Doheny (Cornish Pasty DLA) 21 791 178263

[The Saint]

going without Lampard was going so well.......

I take it you are the Puddlywotsits?

Yes. Just as well I have 20 transfers left.

[unhappyhoppy]

going without Lampard was going so well.......

I take it you are the Puddlywotsits?

Yes. Just as well I have 20 transfers left.

Did you stop playing for 3 months or something, all your teams (that I know about) seem to be playing transfer catch up. Wanna lend some to me ! (PS great day Sunday did you go ?)

[The Saint]

Fair to say that 20 was a bit of an exaggeration

I moved house end of November so my teams went through a period of neglect in the run up to Christmas. Meant I played a lot more tortoise like than usual!

I couldn't make the final on Sunday but it is great to have a bit of a feel-good factor about the club back in the city again. Hopefully we don't lose the momentum on the league and get a good win this week. We probably need to win about 7 or 8 of our games to stand a chance of the play-offs. A tough ask but possible.

[Chief Wiggsy]

Really tight up the top. 1 or two Tevezes.

Yeah .. I had two of him in this team.

[murf]

All getting a bit interesting at the top!

1 Simon Holman (CiderDrunkWiggsyB) 59 1535 3840
2 Paul Hopkins (LEDGE HOPPING) 43 1523 4971
3 Mark Telford (The Puddloflajs) 63 1521 5197
3 Jason Murfitt (murfs drunken mob) 64 1521 5197
5 Michael Biggs (Drunken Blues) 50 1494 8811
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6 Martin Strong (Tijuana Taxi) 60 1492 9163
7 Chris Dowling (Out On A Limb) 37 1451 17847
8 David England (Not From Round Ere) 45 1440 20775
9 David King (ManJester Utd DLA2) 42 1434 22491
10 Michael Sime (Armitage Shanks) 34 1401 33406
11 David England (Irish Eyes Liver) 53 1352 53031
12 Gordon Nicole (champoions united) 39 1349 54371
13 David McFarlane (Fudmonkeys FC) 47 1344 56552
14 Michael Biggs (Storm in a D Cup) 42 1305 74146
15 David King (ManJester Utd DLA1) 25 1302 75533
16 gary sweeney (FC Gaz) 61 1293 79675
17 Mike Tomlinson (TOMMOS 11) 37 1290 81008
18 Richard Dunn (Ratho Rovers) 30 1254 96727
19 Gareth Davies (White Hart Wonders) 35 1211 114376
20 David Brealey (Hujanika Bolokov) 40 1181 125360
21 Rob Lee (I AM LEGEND) 29 1150 135231
22 Lesley Dickson (AC ESKBANK) 33 1110 146024
23 James Shaw (FC CURLY WURLY) 40 884 176952
24 Matthew Doheny (Cornish Pasty DLA) 34 881 177117

[The Ledge]

After Week 37

Pos Manager Team Week Pts Total Pts League Pos
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1 Mr Mark Telford The Puddloflajs 95 1616 2484
2 Mr Jason Murfitt murfs drunken mob 69 1596 3939
3 Mr Simon Holman CiderDrunkWiggsyB 46 1581 5457
4 Mr Paul Hopkins LEDGE HOPPING 46 1569 6860
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5 Mr Michael Biggs Drunken Blues 51 1545 10556
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6 Mr Martin Strong Tijuana Taxi 43 1535 12405
7 Mr David King ManJester Utd DLA2 63 1497 21268
8 Mr David England Not From Round Ere 52 1492 22661
9 Mr Chris Dowling Out On A Limb 35 1486 24372
10 Mr Michael Sime Armitage Shanks 42 1443 38774
11 Mr David McFarlane Fudmonkeys FC 50 1394 58405
12 Mr David England Irish Eyes Liver 39 1391 59654
13 Mr gary sweeney FC Gaz 82 1375 66455
14 Mr David King ManJester Utd DLA1 60 1368 69620
15 Mr Michael Biggs Storm in a D Cup 57 1362 72310
16 Mr Gordon Nicole champoions united 10 1359 73592
17 Mr Richard Dunn Ratho Rovers 88 1347 78801
18 Mr Mike Tomlinson TOMMOS 11 50 1340 81754
19 Mr Gareth Davies White Hart Wonders 66 1279 106960
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20 Mr Rob Lee I AM LEGEND 59 1220 127827
21 Mr David Brealey Hujanika Bolokov 36 1219 128123
22 Mrs Lesley Dickson AC ESKBANK 47 1165 143380
23 Mr Matthew Doheny Cornish Pasty DLA 95 976 173162
24 Mr James Shaw FC CURLY WURLY 65 954 174853

Season Long High Scorers

1 FC Gaz 101
2 Fudmonkeys FC 99
3 CiderDrunkWiggsyB 98
3 AC ESKBANK 98
5 The Puddloflajs 97
5 Drunken Blues 97

League Stats

Superleague Position 419th
Superleague Average 1581.4

Weekly Average 56.1
Overall Average 1379.5

[murf]

Typical, I overtake the 2 teams above me but my moment in the sun of top spot is wrecked by The Saint steaming past

Still, in the nasty world of modern fantasy football, ensuring promotion is far more important than a second class trophy, and in that respect I appear to have a lessening of the squeakiness in the bum department.

[The Ledge]

...and you've managed a Champions League spot, unlike your real team

[The Ledge]

After Week 38

Pos Manager Team Week Pts Total Pts League Pos
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1 Mr Jason Murfitt murfs drunken mob 48 1644 2879
2 Mr Mark Telford The Puddloflajs 25 1641 3077
3 Mr Simon Holman CiderDrunkWiggsyB 30 1611 5776
4 Mr Michael Biggs Drunken Blues 47 1592 8303
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5 Mr Paul Hopkins LEDGE HOPPING 18 1587 8996
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6 Mr Martin Strong Tijuana Taxi 44 1579 10305
7 Mr David King ManJester Utd DLA2 39 1536 19359
8 Mr David England Not From Round Ere 43 1535 19629
9 Mr Chris Dowling Out On A Limb 41 1527 21684
10 Mr Michael Sime Armitage Shanks 9 1452 46840
11 Mr David England Irish Eyes Liver 40 1431 55239
12 Mr David McFarlane Fudmonkeys FC 33 1427 56871
13 Mr Michael Biggs Storm in a D Cup 48 1410 63826
14 Mr gary sweeney FC Gaz 31 1406 65580
15 Mr Gordon Nicole champoions united 31 1390 72347
16 Mr David King ManJester Utd DLA1 6 1374 79177
17 Mr Mike Tomlinson TOMMOS 11 22 1362 84199
18 Mr Richard Dunn Ratho Rovers 12 1359 85418
19 Mr Gareth Davies White Hart Wonders 29 1308 105796
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20 Mr David Brealey Hujanika Bolokov 29 1248 126917
21 Mr Rob Lee I AM LEGEND 24 1244 128144
22 Mrs Lesley Dickson AC ESKBANK 29 1194 142166
23 Mr James Shaw FC CURLY WURLY 40 994 173455
24 Mr Matthew Doheny Cornish Pasty DLA 11 987 174019

Season Long High Scorers

1 FC Gaz 101
2 Fudmonkeys FC 99
3 CiderDrunkWiggsyB 98
3 AC ESKBANK 98
5 The Puddloflajs 97
5 Drunken Blues 97

League Stats

Superleague Position 406th
Superleague Average 1615.0

Weekly Average 30.4
Overall Average 1409.9

[murf]

11th after Week 15. Just taken me 23 weeks to climb those 10 places.......

[unhappyhoppy]

11th after Week 15. Just taken me 23 weeks to climb those 10 places.......

Well timed run.

Badly timed run for me. Be lucky to get promoted now.

Holding yesterdays team with no transfers to slip in tomorrows team.

[murf]

Well timed run.

[Chief Wiggsy]

I have four injured players and no transfers remaining ... so I'd give you a chance (u)hh.

[unhappyhoppy]

I have four injured players and no transfers remaining ... so I'd give you a chance (u)hh.

I have 3 out and have been carrying Fabregas, Modric and Rooney for ages. No transfers for a month or so.

[murf]

I still had 5 transfers at the start of April, first was the injured Fab to Malouda, wonder how many points that was worth? Also needed them so I could flog Rooney, Torres, Vermaelen and Insua.

Think I still have another 18 appearances to get points from

How many years have you boys been playing yet you still don't embrace that tortoise.....

[unhappyhoppy]

I still had 5 transfers at the start of April, first was the injured Fab to Malouda, wonder how many points that was worth? Also needed them so I could flog Rooney, Torres, Vermaelen and Insua.

Think I still have another 18 appearances to get points from

How many years have you boys been playing yet you still don't embrace that tortoise.....

It's shocking isn't it . But then if there hadn't been such a glut of injuries you would have had transfers left with no home, it's a balancing act but next year it will be different I tell ye !

[Chief Wiggsy]

Years ago I did normally have transfers by end of play, but I seem to of gotten worse and worse as the seasons go by. Though, this season has been a bit of a injury hit last couple of months, where the players injured just could not be repalced if other players were not touched, ie having the likes of Defoe, Drogba and Tevez up front needed the likes of Dann and Insua. I'm rambling rubbish. I burnt those trannies so long ago that the smokes gone away.

[murf]

FINAL TABLE

1 Jason Murfitt (murfs drunken mob) 21 1744 1886
2 Mark Telford (The Puddloflajs) 7 1698 4918
3 Michael Biggs (Drunken Blues) 9 1669 8222
3 Simon Holman (CiderDrunkWiggsyB) 13 1669 8222
5 Martin Strong (Tijuana Taxi) 11 1639 12953
5 Paul Hopkins (LEDGE HOPPING) 9 1639 12953
7 David King (ManJester Utd DLA2) 15 1623 16155
8 Chris Dowling (Out On A Limb) 19 1608 19458
9 David England (Not From Round Ere) 15 1602 20884
10 David England (Irish Eyes Liver) 9 1497 54874
11 Michael Biggs (Storm in a D Cup) 15 1495 55652
12 Michael Sime (Armitage Shanks) 10 1486 59077
13 gary sweeney (FC Gaz) 20 1479 61814
14 David McFarlane (Fudmonkeys FC) -1 1467 66486
15 Gordon Nicole (champoions united) 18 1455 70998
16 Mike Tomlinson (TOMMOS 11) 29 1431 80444
17 David King (ManJester Utd DLA1) 2 1386 97605
18 Richard Dunn (Ratho Rovers) -3 1375 101661
19 Gareth Davies (White Hart Wonders) 13 1362 106393
20 David Brealey (Hujanika Bolokov) 29 1322 120010
21 Rob Lee (I AM LEGEND) 12 1294 128496
22 Lesley Dickson (AC ESKBANK) 8 1229 145035
23 James Shaw (FC CURLY WURLY) 23 1085 168504
24 Matthew Doheny (Cornish Pasty DLA) 0 999 175786

[unhappyhoppy]

Very well played Murf and an excellently timed run and use of late transfers.

Hopefully I get promoted in joint 5th ?

Not that I deserve to with that appalling national position, maybe another year in the championship will do me good.

[The Saint]

Congratulations Murf. I was full Villa block for the tail end of the season so the late Dunne own-goal put pay to my chances (though you would have won anyway).

See you in the top division next year