Drunken Conference banter 2007/08.

Post by **Spinynorman** » 24 Jul 2007, 19:08

Just as a matter of interest has anybody in the conference not got Ronaldo? Just wondering.

Post by **proudy74** » 24 Jul 2007, 21:40

Tried to go without him in each of my four teams but then realised I was being a nob by omitting him and changed things back. You just need to look at Man U's first two pre-season games in which he's scored in both - if there was a striker available for 6.0m who you reckon would be good for 15-20 goals a season, would you pick him?

There's your answer.

Post by **The Ledge** » 25 Jul 2007, 09:42

League sweeps are in from the following:-

A Barrell Â£10
C Beasley Â£10
C Knott Â£10
G Mitchell Â£10
G Proud Â£10
J Murfitt Â£10
S Finn Â£10
I Herbert Â£10
J Crabb Â£10
R Lee Â£10
M Telford Â£10

Â£110 in to date (46%).

If you still wish to enter the sweeps then you should have payment options on an e-mail somewhere. If you have any problems please contact me.

Post by **The Ledge** » 25 Jul 2007, 09:44

Due to the resignation of K Gordon from the DLA and subsequent promotion of CRABBY'S 2ND, ALMIGHT DLA, managed by andycoull is taken from the waiting list and dumped in the DConf.

Post by **bagpuss** » 25 Jul 2007, 19:34

The Ledge wrote:Due to the resignation of K Gordon from the DLA and subsequent promotion of CRABBY'S 2ND, ALMIGHT DLA, managed by andycoull is taken from the waiting list and dumped in the DConf.

Hows the admin gonna work on that Ledge? Is the DLA website gonna be the place to see the 'official' league table, or are you and Crabby gonna try and get the Telegraph to switch the league he's in?

Post by **crabby** » 25 Jul 2007, 19:37

The Ledge wrote:Due to the resignation of K Gordon from the DLA and subsequent promotion of CRABBY'S 2ND, ALMIGHT DLA, managed by andycoull is taken from the waiting list and dumped in the DConf.

Rog does that mean ive got one team in each league?

Post by **The Ledge** » 26 Jul 2007, 10:28

bagpuss wrote:
The Ledge wrote:Due to the resignation of K Gordon from the DLA and subsequent promotion of CRABBY'S 2ND, ALMIGHT DLA, managed by andycoull is taken from the waiting list and dumped in the DConf.
Hows the admin gonna work on that Ledge? Is the DLA website gonna be the place to see the 'official' league table, or are you and Crabby gonna try and get the Telegraph to switch the league he's in?

All done and dusted

Post by **The Ledge** » 26 Jul 2007, 10:28

crabby wrote:
The Ledge wrote:Due to the resignation of K Gordon from the DLA and subsequent promotion of CRABBY'S 2ND, ALMIGHT DLA, managed by andycoull is taken from the waiting list and dumped in the DConf.
Rog does that mean ive got one team in each league?

Yup. I take it you're now going to be going on how great that it so you can win TWO leagues

Post by **murf** » 26 Jul 2007, 10:38

The Ledge wrote:Due to the resignation of K Gordon from the DLA and subsequent promotion of CRABBY'S 2ND, ALMIGHT DLA, managed by andycoull is taken from the waiting list and dumped in the DConf.

That's a shame. I was looking forward to checking his foresight in saying CRABBY'S 2ND and CRABBY'S 3RD.

Wonder who'll finish runner up to me now?

Post by **robbielee** » 26 Jul 2007, 10:42

murf wrote:
Wonder who'll finish runner up to me now?

Don't delude yourself murf!

You know I've got this in the bag!!

Post by **murf** » 26 Jul 2007, 10:46

robbielee wrote:
murf wrote:
Wonder who'll finish runner up to me now?

Don't delude yourself murf!

You know I've got this in the bag!!

You are forgetting, people don't beat me in amateur FISO TFF Leagues. I've won every Eggcup and every Doubles league (with my pardner) that there has ever been.

OK, I've been beaten in the Â£25 pro league but nobody can beat my record in that of a top 11 place every year.

Oh my god, my ego is turning into Yer Old Da's

Post by **robbielee** » 26 Jul 2007, 10:51

murf wrote:
Oh my god, my ego is turning into Yer Old Da's

See, it's catching!!

Your stats don't scare me......I'm here to take away your proud records!!

I will take you down, I will take you down to Chinatown, Jason.

Post by **crabby** » 27 Jul 2007, 12:12

More importantly Rog it means i can be invloved in the banter of both leagues.

(as well as winning them both)

Post by **Spinynorman** » 07 Aug 2007, 20:00

Well I've been to a conference and later on got slightly drunk. Could this be an omen?

Post by **The Ledge** » 09 Aug 2007, 14:37

Deadline Day Update

Still awaiting Scott Wilkinson's FK LOGJAM to enter

If they do not enter in time then we will delve into the waiting list to fill the league.

The sweep currently stands at £160, with a further £10 promised.

Post by **robbielee** » 13 Aug 2007, 11:15

Top of the league already.

Post by **The Ledge** » 13 Aug 2007, 11:25

Anyone can feel free to post tables as I'll leave my updates for the Wednesday and post on the DLA website...

...assuming I've not used the rope - I'm last and second last in the Premiership

Post by **murf** » 13 Aug 2007, 11:29

Glad to have risen to mid-table after a 2 point saturday!

1 Mr R Lee I'VE GOT THE RONS 36 36 28516
1 Mr M Heather BOGYPHOBIC BANDICOOT 36 36 28516
3 Mr G Proud PROUDY74 34 34 39049
4 Mr I Herbert NB'S CONFERENCE EAM 33 33 45397
5 Mr A Stewart ALMIGHTY DLA 32 32 52226
5 Mr G Mitchell MITCH THE 1ST 32 32 52226
7 Mr A Barrell ANDY'S ALLSTARS 1 31 31 59477
7 Mr S Finn FC STIGLET 11 31 31 59477
9 Mr C Beasley STAR TREK AWAY TEAM 28 28 84903
10 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 1 26 26 103929
10 Mr C Knott DLA KNOTTY 26 26 103929
10 Mr A Hitchcox ARCTIC'S MONKEYS 26 26 103929
13 Mr J Murfitt MURF'S DRUNKEN MOB 25 25 113798
14 Mr M Telford THE PUDDLOFLAJS 24 24 123927
14 Mr M Heather SENOCULAR GORY DEWS 24 24 123927
16 Mr S Wilson WILKO'S WONDERS 23 23 134100
17 Mr T Crabb CRABBY'S 3RD XI 19 19 173327
18 Mr S Bole MUCKINGFAGIC FC 18 18 182324
19 Mr N Thomson ONLY-ONE JOHN OBI 17 17 190698
19 Mr B Woolcock KILKENNYWITHADAGGER 17 17 190698
21 Mr G Swan FANTASYFUNBAGS FC 15 15 205693
22 Mr B Wheatcroft LOS ROJOS 14 14 212061
22 Mr J Shaw CURLY WURLY TOWN 14 14 212061
24 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 2 13 13 217504

Super League Average 34.20
Super League Position 5035

Post by **The Ledge** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:37

Due to the resignation of FK LOGJAM, please welcome The Woolster and KILKENNYWITHADAGGER.

That's all the leagues present and correct

Post by **The Saint** » 13 Aug 2007, 16:39

I wonder if I can break into the top 100,000 midweek

Post by **proudy74** » 16 Aug 2007, 12:53

-1 point from the midweek fixtures - what a mare!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Spinynorman** » 16 Aug 2007, 14:39

Luckily I managed to get 18 despite having Ronaldo. Of course there's now his suspension to to take into account.

Post by **The Ledge** » 16 Aug 2007, 14:40

After the week 2 midweek games:-

1 Mr S Wilson WILKO'S WONDERS 30 53 12269
2 * Mr I Herbert NB'S CONFERENCE EAM 16 49 23013
3 Mr C Beasley STAR TREK AWAY TEAM 18 46 35187
4 Mr R Lee I'VE GOT THE RONS 9 45 40114
5 Mr A Stewart ALMIGHTY DLA 11 43 51186
6 Mr C Knott DLA KNOTTY 16 42 57298
6 Mr S Finn FC STIGLET 11 11 42 57298
8 Mr A Barrell ANDY'S ALLSTARS 1 9 40 71282
8 Mr G Mitchell MITCH THE 1ST 8 40 71282
10 Mr M Heather BOGYPHOBIC BANDICOOT 3 39 78723
11 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 1 12 38 86659
12 Mr M Telford THE PUDDLOFLAJS 10 34 120324
12 Mr A Hitchcox ARCTIC'S MONKEYS 8 34 120324
14 Mr G Proud PROUDY74 -1 33 129051
14 Mr J Murfitt MURF'S DRUNKEN MOB 8 33 129051
16 Mr M Heather SENOCULAR GORY DEWS 8 32 137930
16 Mr B Wheatcroft LOS ROJOS 18 32 137930
18 Mr N Thomson ONLY-ONE JOHN OBI 12 29 163654
19 Mr G Swan FANTASYFUNBAGS FC 13 28 171751
20 Mr T Crabb CRABBY'S 3RD XI 8 27 179430
20 Mr B Woolcock KILKENNYWITHADAGGER 10 27 179430
20 Mr S Bole MUCKINGFAGIC FC 9 27 179430
23 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 2 12 25 193830
24 Mr J Shaw CURLY WURLY TOWN 7 21 217382
* denotes Chairman

Super League Average 47.20
Super League Position 3867

Post by **Spinynorman** » 17 Aug 2007, 20:26

I think that this week-end could see me slip with so many big guns missing, unless of course everyone else in the conference has them.

Post by **SpioenKOP** » 23 Aug 2007, 12:30

Transfers have been made... so be warned!!!!

i may get my sorry behind off the foot of the table at last!

Post by **SpioenKOP** » 28 Aug 2007, 10:03

rosscraddock wrote:Transfers have been made... so be warned!!!! i may get my sorry behind off the foot of the table at last!

Well, perhaps next weekend? My defensive gambles have really paid off this year so far............

Post by **murf** » 28 Aug 2007, 11:01

Revenge of the Tortoise

I appear to have risen from 14th to 10th. Be afraid, be very afraid

Pos Manager Team Week Pts Total Pts TFF Position
1 Mr C Beasley STAR TREK AWAY TEAM 41 113 11710
2 Mr R Lee I'VE GOT THE RONS 44 108 19608
3 Mr C Knott DLA KNOTTY 43 106 23596
4 Mr M Heather BOGYPHOBIC BANDICOOT 39 104 28264
5 Mr I Herbert NB'S CONFERENCE EAM 32 101 36468
6 Mr A Stewart ALMIGHTY DLA 34 100 39489
6 Mr S Finn FC STIGLET 11 48 100 39489
8 Mr M Telford THE PUDDLOFLAJS 40 98 46035
9 Mr S Wilson WILKO'S WONDERS 30 97 49586
10 Mr J Murfitt MURF'S DRUNKEN MOB 46 95 56925
11 Mr A Hitchcox ARCTIC'S MONKEYS 30 93 64928
12 Mr B Woolcock KILKENNYWITHADAGGER 46 89 82683
13 Mr G Mitchell MITCH THE 1ST 34 88 87421
14 Mr T Crabb CRABBY'S 3RD XI 55 86 97169
15 Mr N Thomson ONLY-ONE JOHN OBI 49 85 102155
16 Mr A Barrell ANDY'S ALLSTARS 1 33 84 107195
17 Mr B Wheatcroft LOS ROJOS 31 79 133064
17 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 1 24 79 133064
19 Mr G Swan FANTASYFUNBAGS FC 36 78 138286
20 Mr M Heather SENOCULAR GORY DEWS 29 77 143460
21 Mr G Proud PROUDY74 28 75 153779
22 Mr J Shaw CURLY WURLY TOWN 31 60 219791
23 Mr S Bole MUCKINGFAGIC FC 16 53 239873
24 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 2 15 44 254849

Post by **The Ledge** » 28 Aug 2007, 11:53

Here's how the sweep breaks down in the Conference:-

In Mr A Stewart ALMIGHTY DLA
In Mr A Barrell ANDY'S ALLSTARS 1
In Mr M Heather BOGYPHOBIC BANDICOOT
In Mr J Crabb CRABBY'S 3RD
In Mr J Shaw CURLY WURLY TOWN
In Mr C Knott DLA KNOTTY
In Mr S Finn FC STIGLETT 11
In Mr R Lee I'VE GOT THE RONS
In Mr B Wheatcroft LOS ROJOS
In Mr G Mitchell MITCH THE 1ST
In Mr S Bole MUCKINGFAGIC F C
In Mr J Murfitt MURF'S DRUNKEN MOB
In Mr I Herbert NB'S CONFERENCE EAM
In Mr G Proud PROUDY74
In Mr M Heather SENOCULAR GORY DEWS
In Mr C Beasley STAR TREK AWAY TEAM
In Mr M Telford THE PUDDLOFLAJS

Out Mr A Hitchcox ARCTIC'S MONKEYS
Out Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 1
Out Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 2
Out Mr G Swan FANTASYFUNBAGS FC
Out Mr B Woolcot KILKENNYWITHADAGGER
Out Mr N Thomson ONLY-ONE JON OBI
Out Mr S Wilson WILKO'S WONDERS

Total Sweep £170
League Pot £120

First £60
Second £35
Third £25

To D Cup £25
To TeeTotal Trophy £25

Post by **The Ledge** » 21 Sep 2007, 10:50

Week 6 Stats

Pos Manager Team Week Pts Total Pts TFF Position
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1 Mr C Knott DLA KNOTTY 56 195 11482
2 Mr C Beasley STAR TREK AWAY TEAM 35 184 23430
3 Mr A Hitchcox ARCTIC'S MONKEYS 46 181 27895
4 Mr S Finn FC STIGLET 11 36 180 29559
5 Mr A Stewart ALMIGHTY DLA 30 173 42574
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6 Mr R Lee I'VE GOT THE RONS 32 163 66499
7 Mr I Herbert NB'S CONFERENCE EAM 30 160 74868
7 Mr N Thomson ONLY-ONE JOHN OBI 39 160 74868
7 Mr G Mitchell MITCH THE 1ST 37 160 74868
10 Mr T Crabb CRABBY'S 3RD XI 38 159 77839
11 Mr M Heather BOGYPHOBIC BANDICOOT 27 158 80811
12 Mr B Woolcock KILKENNYWITHADAGGER 29 157 83747
13 Mr M Heather SENOCULAR GORY DEWS 36 156 86745
14 Mr A Barrell ANDY'S ALLSTARS 1 36 155 89923
14 Mr J Shaw CURLY WURLY TOWN 58 155 89923
16 Mr M Telford THE PUDDLOFLAJS 28 150 106004
17 Mr J Murfitt MURF'S DRUNKEN MOB 30 147 115895
18 Mr G Proud PROUDY74 50 145 122610
19 Mr S Wilson WILKO'S WONDERS 21 135 156059
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20 Mr G Swan FANTASYFUNBAGS FC 25 132 165739
21 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 2 31 125 187121
22 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 1 16 119 203707
22 Mr B Wheatcroft LOS ROJOS 26 119 203707
24 Mr S Bole MUCKINGFAGIC FC 20 87 255817

High Scorers

1 CURLY WURLY TOWN 58
2 DLA KNOTTY 56
3 CRABBY'S 3RD XI 55
4 BUNT WANDERERS 2 50
4 PROUDY74 50

League Stats

Superleague Position 3,067th
Superleague Average 182.6

Weekly Average 33.8
Overall Average 152.3

Post by **The Ledge** » 26 Sep 2007, 16:43

Week 7 Stats

Pos Manager Team Week Pts Total Pts TFF Position
-----------------------------------------------------------
1 Mr C Knott DLA KNOTTY 60 255 4782
2 Mr A Hitchcox ARCTIC'S MONKEYS 56 237 14185
3 Mr C Beasley STAR TREK AWAY TEAM 43 227 23731
4 Mr A Stewart ALMIGHTY DLA 48 221 31450
5 Mr S Finn FC STIGLET 11 36 216 38834
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6 Mr T Crabb CRABBY'S 3RD XI 44 203 62907
7 Mr J Shaw CURLY WURLY TOWN 46 201 67222
7 Mr A Barrell ANDY'S ALLSTARS 1 46 201 67222
9 Mr I Herbert NB'S CONFERENCE EAM 36 196 78679
10 Mr G Mitchell MITCH THE 1ST 35 195 81001
11 Mr M Heather BOGYPHOBIC BANDICOOT 35 193 85880
12 Mr M Heather SENOCULAR GORY DEWS 34 190 93543
13 Mr M Telford THE PUDDLOFLAJS 36 186 103911
14 Mr J Murfitt MURF'S DRUNKEN MOB 38 185 106651
14 Mr R Lee I'VE GOT THE RONS 22 185 106651
14 Mr B Woolcock KILKENNYWITHADAGGER 28 185 106651
17 Mr N Thomson ONLY-ONE JOHN OBI 22 182 114707
18 Mr G Proud PROUDY74 21 166 157488
19 Mr S Wilson WILKO'S WONDERS 23 158 177962
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20 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 2 28 153 189938
21 Mr R Craddock BUNT WANDERERS 1 32 151 194536
22 Mr G Swan FANTASYFUNBAGS FC 13 145 207530
23 Mr B Wheatcroft LOS ROJOS 20 139 219225
24 Mr S Bole MUCKINGFAGIC FC 9 96 261895

High Scorers

1 DLA KNOTTY 60
2 CURLY WURLY TOWN 58
3 ARCTIC'S MONKEYS 56
3 DLA KNOTTY 56
5 CRABBY'S 3RD XI 55

League Stats

Superleague Position 2,145th
Superleague Average 231.2

Weekly Average 33.8
Overall Average 186.1

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Drunken Conference banter 2007/08.