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The Elkmaster
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Mate of mine is selling his house, it's got a small kitchen and the ceiling needs a bit of work. He told his wife to get a tub of ready mixed Artex to patch it up.
He had a phone call at the pub, his wife informed him that she'd bought the tub of Semtex for the ceiling :lol:
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Wayward Lad
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Post by Wayward Lad »

imagine her at B&Q...."half a kilo of semtex please" :shock: :lol:
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Post by Beerfuelledman »

:lol: :lol:

"Excuse me, bit of a job on at the weekend. Need some Semtex to sort the problem. What Aisle please?"
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