I've NEVER needed oxygen after a crack on the funny bone.....hard as nailsSurprised wrote:murf wrote:Surprised wrote:A cracked filling and then eating something very cold or very hot.I might have to drop one from the list now. Childbirth?blahblah wrote:A bang on the funny bone?
I'm sure it smarts a bit but a quick bit of oxygen and it's all fine.
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FISO lists are a thing of beauty sometimes.murf wrote:One to get.....
the hurtiest things in the world
1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
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10. childbirth
(2-9 in no particular order)
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Showing off with the kids, swinging on a rope, body heavier than the arm muscles remember......
= rope burns.
(We might need a top 20 to fit childbirth in)
= rope burns.
(We might need a top 20 to fit childbirth in)
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Toddler running into knackers, when head is the right\wrong height
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Playing in goal and getting your palm bent back stopping a particularly fierce shot.
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Agreed, however.....just getting your thumb bent back is worse.foxinthebox2001 wrote:Playing in goal and getting your palm bent back stopping a particularly fierce shot.
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Covered earlier.....modi operandi is irrelevant.blahblah wrote:Toddler running into knackers, when head is the right\wrong height
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murf wrote:One to get.....
the hurtiest things in the world
1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
9.
10. childbirth
(2-9 in no particular order)
There has to be a place in there for accidentally biting your tongue/inside of your cheek/mouth, surely?
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Ouch... Yeah.moonlightdribbler wrote:murf wrote:One to get.....
the hurtiest things in the world
1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
9.
10. childbirth
(2-9 in no particular order)
There has to be a place in there for acidentally biting your tongue/inside of your cheek/mouth, surely?
Childbirth is in relegation trouble.
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Corner of the bed, in the dark. NOTHING worse than that. I defy a nun not to swear like a trooper when that happens.Surprised wrote:You missed stubbing a toe....that hurts a lot!sted wrote:We all know boys that the hurtiest things in the world are:
1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
So fair play to him, it must have stung.
(I'm reliably informed from Mrs Sted that childbirth is probably in the top ten also)
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Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.
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golden bear wrote:I think it's a disgusting act and he should be banned from Wimbledon as punishment.
Accident or not, he has caused injury to an official through his petulant actions.
I genuinely thought your 2nd line was gonna be along the lines of "and they should make sure he is never allowed to officiate again!"
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Nalbandian has lost all his prize money and Ranking Points for the whole Tournament
A stunned and angry McDougall then rolled up his trousers to reveal a bloody gash on his leg before remonstrating with Nalbandian.
Nalbandian was immediately disqualified "due to unsportsmanike behaviour" and Cilic was declared the champion.
The Argentine was stripped of his runners-up cheque, worth €44,945 ($A57,000), and 150 ATP ranking points, which he would have earned as a beaten finalist.
He could also be hit with a €10,000 fine, which will be decided by ATP chiefs at a later date.
But he could also face an eight-week ban having also been fined $8000 for throwing water at an Australian Open tournament worker in January following a five-set defeat to America's John Isner.
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A stunned and angry McDougall then rolled up his trousers to reveal a bloody gash on his leg before remonstrating with Nalbandian.
Nalbandian was immediately disqualified "due to unsportsmanike behaviour" and Cilic was declared the champion.
The Argentine was stripped of his runners-up cheque, worth €44,945 ($A57,000), and 150 ATP ranking points, which he would have earned as a beaten finalist.
He could also be hit with a €10,000 fine, which will be decided by ATP chiefs at a later date.
But he could also face an eight-week ban having also been fined $8000 for throwing water at an Australian Open tournament worker in January following a five-set defeat to America's John Isner.
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Just heard on the news that the line judge has made a complaint of assault to the police .....he must be sniffing compo here
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Should be a 5-year ban from all tennis.
What a jerk.
What a jerk.
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Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bitSurprised wrote:Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.
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I bet its not as bad as this.unc.si. wrote:Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bitSurprised wrote:Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.
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You volunteering to do a comparison?foxinthebox2001 wrote:I bet its not as bad as this.unc.si. wrote:Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bitSurprised wrote:Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.
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Do we know it's him or just some busy body member of the public?kizkiz wrote:Just heard on the news that the line judge has made a complaint of assault to the police .....he must be sniffing compo here
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Good point.Tricky Tree wrote:Do we know it's him or just some busy body member of the public?kizkiz wrote:Just heard on the news that the line judge has made a complaint of assault to the police .....he must be sniffing compo here
Nothing either way fromwhat i've read
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The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal
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To give it any scientific value you would need a cross section of society, maybe we could get 50 Fisoers to step forward, I could suggest 1 or 2.unc.si. wrote:You volunteering to do a comparison?foxinthebox2001 wrote:I bet its not as bad as this.unc.si. wrote:Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bitSurprised wrote:Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.
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He would have two cases here, one against the competition for placing the hoarding too close to his shins etc (unsafe environment) and one against nalbandiankizkiz wrote:
The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal
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Should Queens/ATP have envisaged that hoarding is there to be kicked?Groomyd wrote:He would have two cases here, one against the competition for placing the hoarding too close to his shins etc (unsafe environment) and one against nalbandiankizkiz wrote:
The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal
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Not necessarily kicked but if a player had fallen onto it then it could have had the same result : it's positioning could be argued, albeit creatively, to have been unsafe.
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If the blue bit was the skirt of a stage\platform, ie if his chair was on a platform, then he would have been OK.
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Does it really compare to the huge holes (photographers pits) that, amazingly, sit just behind the goal lines at some modern football grounds (including Citeh??). If a player went down one of them after a tackle they really would have reason to sue.Groomyd wrote:Not necessarily kicked but if a player had fallen onto it then it could have had the same result : it's positioning could be argued, albeit creatively, to have been unsafe.
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On holiday I sat down on what I thought was the sofa but turned out to be the arm which had a very sharp metal corner. Basically my full weight on my coccyx from standing on a 5mm metal spike.moonlightdribbler wrote:Corner of the bed, in the dark. NOTHING worse than that. I defy a nun not to swear like a trooper when that happens.Surprised wrote:You missed stubbing a toe....that hurts a lot!sted wrote:We all know boys that the hurtiest things in the world are:
1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
So fair play to him, it must have stung.
(I'm reliably informed from Mrs Sted that childbirth is probably in the top ten also)
Suffice it to say it's the closest I've come to shedding a tear in pain in many, many years! Two weeks later and I'm still in pain when moving from sitting to standing and vice versa, especially when lifting weights.
p.s. rolling around or not, it deserved the initial punishment and possibly more, especially considering Nalbandian's comments after the incident. I agree that part of the fine should go directly to refunding the supporters who were the other victims.
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I think he'll be very likely to be allowed to play at Wimbledon, I really do. He might even be advised to pull out.
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The principle of Res Ipsa Loquitor says there's a case.murf wrote:Should Queens/ATP have envisaged that hoarding is there to be kicked?Groomyd wrote:He would have two cases here, one against the competition for placing the hoarding too close to his shins etc (unsafe environment) and one against nalbandiankizkiz wrote:
The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal
Bolton v Stone would ask whether it was reasonably foreseeable.
That's just about the extent of my memory of Tort exams. I'm sure a legal eagle would rip that to shreds in no time
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He will probably get a rousing reception from the Wimbledon crowd, while Cilic will be booed for having the audacity to be awarded a default against him...Tacalabala wrote:I think he'll be very likely to be allowed to play at Wimbledon, I really do. He might even be advised to pull out.
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