Nalbandian disqualified in final at Queens

[sted]

A cracked filling and then eating something very cold or very hot.

A bang on the funny bone?

I might have to drop one from the list now. Childbirth?

I'm sure it smarts a bit but a quick bit of oxygen and it's all fine.

I've NEVER needed oxygen after a crack on the funny bone.....hard as nails

[sted]

One to get.....

the hurtiest things in the world

1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
9.
10. childbirth

(2-9 in no particular order)

FISO lists are a thing of beauty sometimes.

[sted]

Showing off with the kids, swinging on a rope, body heavier than the arm muscles remember......



= rope burns.


(We might need a top 20 to fit childbirth in)

[blahblah]

Toddler running into knackers, when head is the right\wrong height

[foxinthebox2001]

Playing in goal and getting your palm bent back stopping a particularly fierce shot.

[sted]

Playing in goal and getting your palm bent back stopping a particularly fierce shot.

Agreed, however.....just getting your thumb bent back is worse.

[sted]

Toddler running into knackers, when head is the right\wrong height

Covered earlier.....modi operandi is irrelevant.

[moonlightdribbler]

One to get.....

the hurtiest things in the world

1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
9.
10. childbirth

(2-9 in no particular order)

There has to be a place in there for accidentally biting your tongue/inside of your cheek/mouth, surely?

[sted]

One to get.....

the hurtiest things in the world

1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin
4. Paper cut
5. Stubbing a toe
6. Testing to see if a square battery has any charge with your tongue only to find its brand new
7. Watching England at a major fooball tournament
8. Having an internet argument with Groomyd
9.
10. childbirth

(2-9 in no particular order)

There has to be a place in there for acidentally biting your tongue/inside of your cheek/mouth, surely?

Ouch... Yeah.

Childbirth is in relegation trouble.

[moonlightdribbler]

We all know boys that the hurtiest things in the world are:

1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin

So fair play to him, it must have stung.

(I'm reliably informed from Mrs Sted that childbirth is probably in the top ten also)

You missed stubbing a toe....that hurts a lot!

Corner of the bed, in the dark. NOTHING worse than that. I defy a nun not to swear like a trooper when that happens.

[Surprised]

Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.

[moonlightdribbler]

I think it's a disgusting act and he should be banned from Wimbledon as punishment.

Accident or not, he has caused injury to an official through his petulant actions.

I genuinely thought your 2nd line was gonna be along the lines of "and they should make sure he is never allowed to officiate again!"

[Judio]

Nalbandian has lost all his prize money and Ranking Points for the whole Tournament

A stunned and angry McDougall then rolled up his trousers to reveal a bloody gash on his leg before remonstrating with Nalbandian.
Nalbandian was immediately disqualified "due to unsportsmanike behaviour" and Cilic was declared the champion.
The Argentine was stripped of his runners-up cheque, worth €44,945 ($A57,000), and 150 ATP ranking points, which he would have earned as a beaten finalist.

He could also be hit with a €10,000 fine, which will be decided by ATP chiefs at a later date.
But he could also face an eight-week ban having also been fined $8000 for throwing water at an Australian Open tournament worker in January following a five-set defeat to America's John Isner.


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[kizkiz]

Just heard on the news that the line judge has made a complaint of assault to the police .....he must be sniffing compo here

[Bert.]

Should be a 5-year ban from all tennis.

What a jerk.

[unc.si.]

Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.

Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bit

[foxinthebox2001]

Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.

Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bit

I bet its not as bad as this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[unc.si.]

Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.

Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bit

I bet its not as bad as this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You volunteering to do a comparison?

[Tricky Tree]

Just heard on the news that the line judge has made a complaint of assault to the police .....he must be sniffing compo here

Do we know it's him or just some busy body member of the public?

[kizkiz]

Just heard on the news that the line judge has made a complaint of assault to the police .....he must be sniffing compo here

Do we know it's him or just some busy body member of the public?

Good point.
Nothing either way fromwhat i've read
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... jured.html#" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal

[foxinthebox2001]

Poking yourself in the eye hurts too.

Accidentally rubbing Ralgex on your knackers stings a bit

I bet its not as bad as this.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You volunteering to do a comparison?

To give it any scientific value you would need a cross section of society, maybe we could get 50 Fisoers to step forward, I could suggest 1 or 2.

[Groomyd]

The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal

He would have two cases here, one against the competition for placing the hoarding too close to his shins etc (unsafe environment) and one against nalbandian

[murf]

The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal

He would have two cases here, one against the competition for placing the hoarding too close to his shins etc (unsafe environment) and one against nalbandian

Should Queens/ATP have envisaged that hoarding is there to be kicked?

[Groomyd]

Not necessarily kicked but if a player had fallen onto it then it could have had the same result : it's positioning could be argued, albeit creatively, to have been unsafe.

[blahblah]

If the blue bit was the skirt of a stage\platform, ie if his chair was on a platform, then he would have been OK.

[murf]

Not necessarily kicked but if a player had fallen onto it then it could have had the same result : it's positioning could be argued, albeit creatively, to have been unsafe.

Does it really compare to the huge holes (photographers pits) that, amazingly, sit just behind the goal lines at some modern football grounds (including Citeh??). If a player went down one of them after a tackle they really would have reason to sue.

[DrBunker]

We all know boys that the hurtiest things in the world are:

1. A kick in the knackers.
2. Stepping on LEGO (barefoot)
3. Banging your shin

So fair play to him, it must have stung.

(I'm reliably informed from Mrs Sted that childbirth is probably in the top ten also)

You missed stubbing a toe....that hurts a lot!

Corner of the bed, in the dark. NOTHING worse than that. I defy a nun not to swear like a trooper when that happens.

On holiday I sat down on what I thought was the sofa but turned out to be the arm which had a very sharp metal corner. Basically my full weight on my coccyx from standing on a 5mm metal spike.

Suffice it to say it's the closest I've come to shedding a tear in pain in many, many years! Two weeks later and I'm still in pain when moving from sitting to standing and vice versa, especially when lifting weights.

p.s. rolling around or not, it deserved the initial punishment and possibly more, especially considering Nalbandian's comments after the incident. I agree that part of the fine should go directly to refunding the supporters who were the other victims.

[Tacalabala]

I think he'll be very likely to be allowed to play at Wimbledon, I really do. He might even be advised to pull out.

[unc.si.]

The ridiculous part is, this was clearly an accident. He kicked the hoarding. You could maybe shoehorn a bit of reckless in there, but it's marginal

He would have two cases here, one against the competition for placing the hoarding too close to his shins etc (unsafe environment) and one against nalbandian

Should Queens/ATP have envisaged that hoarding is there to be kicked?

The principle of Res Ipsa Loquitor says there's a case.
Bolton v Stone would ask whether it was reasonably foreseeable.

That's just about the extent of my memory of Tort exams. I'm sure a legal eagle would rip that to shreds in no time

[forestfan]

I think he'll be very likely to be allowed to play at Wimbledon, I really do. He might even be advised to pull out.

He will probably get a rousing reception from the Wimbledon crowd, while Cilic will be booed for having the audacity to be awarded a default against him...