IANOVICH CAR CRASH THREAD - HE'S OKAY BTW

[Flyman]

Look, let's face facts here; if Stephen 'Where's me WD40' Hawkins can operate heavy machinery I fail to see why ianovich can't blink out a wee 'Hello'.
Hellotfu, ianovich!


If you ask me, the guy's just milking it for the big return.

[Marquee_Mark]

Obviously he will be on asap. But the problem is how do you get a man flat on his back to be able to see the laptop screen and have an angle where he can see the keys in order to type....

Two mirrors

[barry]

here's a cunning plan........can't Gary do the typing for him?

[Adidasandahalf]

Ipod touch

[SunderlandFan]

here's a cunning plan........can't Gary do the typing for him?

What else might Gary have to do for him?

[viddleodge]

varoius states of recline

[viddleodge]

here's a cunning plan........can't Gary do the typing for him?

What else might Gary have to do for him?

respond to your recent 'hellloooooooooooooo, ianobucks' pm, perhaps?

[Adidasandahalf]

here's a cunning plan........can't Gary do the typing for him?

What's Gary meant to type when Ianovich asks him to call soemone a Kyyyeeennntt!!!

[viddleodge]

here's a cunning plan........can't Gary do the typing for him?

What else might Gary have to do for him?

the things adidas couldn't manage.

[DrBunker]

varoius states of recline

Ow! I can feel the RSI from here

[SunderlandFan]

The recent outpouring of concern for Ianovich in his time of dire need reminds me of this..

[viddleodge]

varoius states of recline

Ow! I can feel the RSI from here

and her boss has nothing better to do than sit around and ogle her all day long?

[viddleodge]

The recent outpouring of concern for Ianovich in his time of dire need reminds me of this..

gears of war.

class.

[pa102aw]

varoius states of recline

Ow! I can feel the RSI from here

and her boss has nothing better to do than sit around and ogle her all day long?

It's her pullover made from the skin of a dead Dalmation that's worrying me. !!

[slarty]

varoius states of recline

Ow! I can feel the RSI from here

and her boss has nothing better to do than sit around and ogle her all day long?

Until he's worked out which side of his monitor is for displaying porn, she's all he's got

[viddleodge]

varoius states of recline

Ow! I can feel the RSI from here

and her boss has nothing better to do than sit around and ogle her all day long?

Until he's worked out which side of his monitor is for displaying porn, she's all he's got

[Marquee_Mark]

How about that dirty b*gger in the background trying to look up her skirt.

Does he not know she's wearing trousers!!

[viddleodge]

ok, what's the latest on the 'idol' layabout?

we need an ianofix.

[anon6]

he online. But I dear not open a chat window

[barry]

he online.

well that'll be my peace shattered

[SunderlandFan]

Is anyone else wondering if Ianovich is just beginning to milk the fact he's been absent? He's probably not had this amount of love shown in the real world and probably doesn't want it to end now.

I'm glad he's not posting if he can't HTFU already

[beglee]

Update:

There was a setback yesterday, he had to have his ankle re-set

Yowza!

They must have only spun it back 720 degrees the first time, and then realised it needed another 360 to get it 100% of the way back to normal. Rookie error

[uncsi]

Update:

There was a setback yesterday, he had to have his ankle re-set.

ankle reset - reminds me of the bionic man. 'hold on, we've just got to reboot your ankle'

Is he Steve Austin?

[Vannie]

Is anyone else wondering if Ianovich is just beginning to milk the fact he's been absent? He's probably not had this amount of love shown in the real world and probably doesn't want it to end now.

Maybe it's like Memento and he's having to rebuild his memory by re-reading his FISO posts. He's probably worked out that he likes punk and has a few quid though he could end up growing a Chopper tache and setting sail for Buenos Aires

[Spencer4]

Is anyone else wondering if Ianovich is just beginning to milk the fact he's been absent? He's probably not had this amount of love shown in the real world and probably doesn't want it to end now.

Maybe it's like Memento and he's having to rebuild his memory by re-reading his FISO posts. He's probably worked out that he likes punk and has a few quid though he could end up growing a Chopper tache and setting sail for Buenos Aires

Vannie takes it to another level

[Flyman]

Brilliant, Vannie. Concept.

[murf]

Is anyone else wondering if Ianovich is just beginning to milk the fact he's been absent? He's probably not had this amount of love shown in the real world and probably doesn't want it to end now.

Maybe it's like Memento and he's having to rebuild his memory by re-reading his FISO posts. He's probably worked out that he likes punk and has a few quid though he could end up growing a Chopper tache and setting sail for Buenos Aires

Can't wait for the moment that he finds out he supports Derby

[Spencer4]

Is anyone else wondering if Ianovich is just beginning to milk the fact he's been absent? He's probably not had this amount of love shown in the real world and probably doesn't want it to end now.

Maybe it's like Memento and he's having to rebuild his memory by re-reading his FISO posts. He's probably worked out that he likes punk and has a few quid though he could end up growing a Chopper tache and setting sail for Buenos Aires

Can't wait for the moment that he finds out he supports Derby

Can't wait for the moment he finds out he loves Bros

[murf]

Did his confessional thread about his 7-year homosexual affair with darkspidey get deleted in the end?

[Marquee_Mark]

Can't wait til he finds out his name's Duane Dibley!