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Does anyone know Beaconsfield ?

Post by The Bear »

Ive got this hot date with this bird from High Wycombe and we are meeting in Beaconsfield tonight! She is 35 years old , 5ft 6 , size 14/16 and 38EE !
Does anyone know Beaconsfield at all and could recommend me a nice bar to go to - its a first date so we need somewhere where we can sit and talk about FF etc lol
Thanks for any help in advance and I will give feedback :P
Last edited by The Bear on 11 Apr 2006, 15:52, edited 4 times in total.

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Post by barry »

don't know Beaconsfield ................but I know the girl :wink:

only joking!

best of luck mate!!

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Why did I know this thread would be about you getting your end away :wink:

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Pictures, Bear, we need pictures :wink:

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Post by Billy Whiz »

Why have you edited your post 3 times, Mr Bear? Is it because her bra size keeps changing? (And how come you already know what it is? :shock: )

PS I've driven through Beaconsfield a few times - pretty village. Can't recommend any pubs though.

PPS Remember - never trust a girl who'll sleep with you on the first date :lol:

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Keep to flat terrain, if she tries walking down hill she'll topple over

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Post by The Bear »

Billy - for one horrible moment I thought you might live there :lol:
Im abit dyslexic so thats why I ammended 3 times - i know her bra size cause I asked her! Met up in bar and could only remember that her boobs were big and thought id be cheeky and ask how big!!

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thelip wrote:Pictures, Bear, we need pictures :wink:
I actually meant to say, "Pictures, bare, we need pictures" :wink:

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Post by paisleypark »

You are half way there as you have already made her laugh - so just carry on the good work and take her to the wine bar in the square by the village green and duck pond. Oh I love fairy tale endings :lol:

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Just got an email from my last acquaintance :?

DIDN`T THINK YOU`D BE LIKE THIS WITH ME THOUGHT YOU WERE A DECENT BLOKE, GUESS YOU DIDN`T MEAN ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID TO ME WHEN YOU STAYED OVER,I`M NOT BOTHERED THAT WE AREN`T GONNA BE A COUPLE BUT CAN`T SEE WHY YOU CAN`T AT LEAST BE POLITE ENOUGH TO SPEAK TO ME, GUESS YOU`VE BLOCKED ME ON MSN AS I NEVER SEE YOU ONLINE? RACHEL





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You are well rid of him imo :oops:

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Post by Billy Whiz »

NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO SPEAKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

Bear - I said I'd driven through Beaconsfield and I said I couldn't recommend a pub, but I didn't actually say I don't live there, did I? :wink:

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Hows about a FISO treasure hunt? Everyone goes out tonight looking for the Bear. If they think they spot him in a pub (more likely to spot his hot date) they unmask him with the words "You are the Bear and I claim my prize!". At which point the Bear produces £25 and gives it to his unmasker. A comp similiar to this was run by the Daily Mirror years ago with someone called Chalkie White and he went around seaside resorts each day dishing out fivers.
Bound to entertain any 35 year old date. Does she like toy boys then? :wink:

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They'll be easy to spot. She's the one with the huge knockers and he's the one in the brown fur coat (or white fur coat, if he's a polar bear).

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Check out the website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.beaconsfield.co.uk/new/forum/

Familiar?

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Post by Billy Whiz »

That's a sad looking forum.

:idea: Why don't we liven it up with threads about fantasy football? (As well as posts about The Bear and his date, obviously.)

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There had better be a camera phone put to good use!

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Post by Madchester »

Karrde wrote:There had better be a camera phone put to good use!

but no pictures of bear's hairy bobbing man ass ...please ...think of the children!

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Post by DixieDean »

Can you find out if she has a sister???...

Sounds like a hot date... good luck :D

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Groomyd wrote:Check out the website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.beaconsfield.co.uk/new/forum/

Familiar?
Check out the weblinks of the memberlist. That's why it's important not to let guests register without any approval.

"Most users ever online was 8 on Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:45 pm" :)

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Post by Billy Whiz »

Went onto the Beaconsfield forum just now and it said, "Number of users online: 1". Then I realised that that 1 was me!

I see the most number of posts anyone has made is five. Obviously murf hasn't discovered this forum yet.

I dare anyone to register under their fiso name and start a thread asking if del Horno is injured :lol:

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Post by Bunners »

DixieDean wrote:Can you find out if she has a sister???...

Sounds like a hot date... good luck :D
more like a god damn guarentee to me, those are the women to know :wink:

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Post by DixieDean »

Billy Whiz wrote:Went onto the Beaconsfield forum just now and it said, "Number of users online: 1". Then I realised that that 1 was me!

I see the most number of posts anyone has made is five. Obviously murf hasn't discovered this forum yet.

I dare anyone to register under their fiso name and start a thread asking if del Horno is injured :lol:
It's going to take ages to get a reply on that site!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Billy Whiz wrote:
I dare anyone to register under their fiso name and start a thread asking if del Horno is injured :lol:
wait for it... i've just spotted dixie on there :lol:

come on dixie - don't let us down!

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Post by DixieDean »

Trying to find a hotel for the bear... just in case he needs it :wink: :wink:

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Post by Madchester »

i'm really tempted to go in there and invade the forum... but it'll give this one a bad name... so i won't

would be funny though

no! must resist...

really

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Post by DixieDean »

My question's had 12, yes that's 12 views, but no replies... that's the most this month probably...

... don't worry, I won't take the biscuit

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Theres the 2 Jugs just by the post office?

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Post by DixieDean »

oooh... just noticed a tricky tree has registered...

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As some-one who runs a forum, I think I'd find your postings a little frustrating...

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