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"When I was a young sheep I was heavily criticised for being born out of wedlock"
"Lambasted?"
"Not you too!"
"Lambasted?"
"Not you too!"
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Mormon cats have 9 wives.
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Mormon bees have 9 hives
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Mormon 45s have 9 fives.
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A dog has accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles...
Her next poo could spell disaster!
Her next poo could spell disaster!
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Having no clue about physiology is my Achilles Elbow.
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A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the biscuit.
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UK politics as a whole...unc.si. wrote:Theresa May
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And US politicsforestfan wrote:UK politics as a whole...unc.si. wrote:Theresa May
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Joke is surely on us. The voters who elect these jokes.
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Well, we can only vote for what's in front of us on that ballot paper... some are lucky enough to be in a constituency with sensible candidates like Elmo, Lord Buckethead or Mr Fishfinger, the rest of us have to make do with the jokersmurf wrote:Joke is surely on us. The voters who elect these jokes.
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Yeah, that definitely Trumps ours...unc.si. wrote:And US politicsforestfan wrote:UK politics as a whole...unc.si. wrote:Theresa May
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The Thesaurus had the best vocabulary of all the dinosaurs.
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Mispronouncing words is definitely my forty.
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(It does worry me how bad wednesday and thursday's "jokes of the day" were for you not to include them when you include the above examples of tuesday's and friday's)
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I think it's wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy .
They should get married and let celibacy happen to them the usual way.
They should get married and let celibacy happen to them the usual way.
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I became obsessed with auctions after only going once ...going twice... going...
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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?
Because he didn't feel well.
Because he didn't feel well.
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Why did the man with no nose go to the parfumerie?Spinynorman wrote:Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?
Because he didn't feel well.
Because he didn't smell good
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Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?
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The new jumper I got the other day kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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Spinynorman wrote:The new jumper I got the other day kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?
On Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store?
For the Watch.
On Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store?
For the Watch.
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If you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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When my sister said she was leaving because of my fixation with The Monkees, I thought she was having a joke. And then I saw her face.
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I wanted to get my snail in the gastrapod Olympics so I took his shell off to help reduce wind resistance
Now he's quite sluggish
(Heard on Talksport)
Now he's quite sluggish
(Heard on Talksport)
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My Mother was so overprotective that we were only allowed to play rock, paper, bubble wrap.
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Some people say I'm addicted to generalisations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?
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