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Beerfuelledman wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 11:07 I vote Mad Dog goes on the beers again tonight after the footie and has another crack at inspecting the ....lingerie on the clothesline.


I'm not voting to encourage MD to become a perv. :wink: He should either "get in there" or leave well alone!

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1. Go over and nick her lingerie from the line
2 If he catches you then confess and say you may as well sample his beer whilst you wait for the police

two birds and only one stone used.

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Beerfuelledman wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 11:07 I vote Mad Dog goes on the beers again tonight after the footie and has another crack at inspecting the bar/lingerie on the clothesline.
I do fancy a beer......hmmm we'll see what happens

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mad dog wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 19:55
Beerfuelledman wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 11:07 I vote Mad Dog goes on the beers again tonight after the footie and has another crack at inspecting the bar/lingerie on the clothesline.
I do fancy a beer......hmmm we'll see what happens
It has been over 24 hours now... Has anything happened?

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Re: Neighbour has built a bar in his garden

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Maybe he has been barred.

Fell foul of the neighbour's missus and her bouncers.

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Rather than risk jumping the fence and getting caught stealing a beer and his misses bra/thong off the line I'm going to play the long game.

Befriend him, get myself an invite round. Get a pint from the shed bar.

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So still alive, not in prison :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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mad dog wrote: 27 Aug 2017, 22:52 Rather than risk jumping the fence and getting caught stealing a beer and his misses bra/thong off the line I'm going to play the long game.

Befriend him, get myself an invite round. Get a pint from the shed bar.
Get yourself a hot tub and position it so he can see the steam rising from his bar.

You'll be pissed and swinging before the clocks go back.

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Genius

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Quick update. At the weekend I saw him pouring a beer from one of those barrels you buy so the pumps are just for show.

I did see his misses with the big udders outside this week and said "oh I've seen your bar in the back looks good"

She said I can pop round one night but now it's dark at 730 and I'll essentially just be drinking a can in a garden I've lost the desire to go round. We'll see what happens. Also now summers over I doubt she'll be hanging any washing outside.

Ill postpone this till next June

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mad dog wrote: 07 Sep 2017, 22:20 Quick update. At the weekend I saw him pouring a beer from one of those barrels you buy so the pumps are just for show.

I did see his misses with the big udders outside this week and said "oh I've seen your bar in the back looks good"
Euphemism?
mad dog wrote: 07 Sep 2017, 22:20 She said I can pop round one night but now it's dark at 730 and I'll essentially just be drinking a can in a garden I've lost the desire to go round. We'll see what happens. Also now summers over I doubt she'll be hanging any washing outside.
Ann?
mad dog wrote: 07 Sep 2017, 22:20 Ill postpone this till next June
You mean until you know he is out? :idea:

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