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The World Health Organisation has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus and there is no reason to quarantine dogs any more.
W.H.O. let the dogs out.
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W.H.O. let the dogs out.
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I've heard better jokesraoul wrote:The difficulty is that Wolves and Liverpool (plus Pope and Taylor) are very good picks now whichever route is taken and the fact plenty are considering ignoring the MC and Arsenal DGW evidences that doublers do not always trump a good singler.
I am still undecided which route to take but I had better decide soon!
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I sneezed in front of my laptop and my anti-virus put it into lockdown
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I spotted an albino Dalmatian today
Well, it was the least I could do
Well, it was the least I could do
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Not sure I will succeed in the translation of this ....
I had a nigthmare last night, I dreamt that all the pubs were open again and people were allowed to visit the pub in alphabetical order......
and I was Zinedine Zidane
I had a nigthmare last night, I dreamt that all the pubs were open again and people were allowed to visit the pub in alphabetical order......
and I was Zinedine Zidane
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They start with the AA!
(in case that doesn't work for the Swiss, the AA is Alcoholics Anonymous!)
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So, what's the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, their flag's a big plus...
Well, their flag's a big plus...
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Just rang B&Q to ask how big the queue is
'same size as the B mate'
'same size as the B mate'
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I was walking down the street the other day and passed a bloke who was shouting 'Tower! Steeple! Battlements!"
Apparently he had turrets
Apparently he had turrets
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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You guitar wonder though, with pipa harping on about it .
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Did you know that 50% of Canada is a
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Took me a few secondsunc.si. wrote:Did you know that 50% of Canada is a
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I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan (90) from Coventry?
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I've started following her on twitter. - she has already sent a few derogatory tweets about Apple.Richt wrote:I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan (90) from Coventry?
I've no idea how she knew that about Melania though.....
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You know there are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand binary and those that don't
Those that understand binary and those that don't
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Jernaine Defoe walks into a bar, goes up to the first woman he sees and says
"Get yer coat you've pulled"
She says
"Ooh you're a little forward aren't you?"
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"Get yer coat you've pulled"
She says
"Ooh you're a little forward aren't you?"
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You know there are only 2 types of people in the world:unc.si. wrote:You know there are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand binary and those that don't
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data
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There is a sadist and a masochist, the masochist says 'hurt me', the sadist says 'no'.
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possibly posted before, but maybe not so...
2 lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
2 lions are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
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2 parrots are on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Does this smell fishy to you?"
2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Can you drive this thing?"
2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Can you drive this thing?"
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A Jewish guy come's comes out of the sea with his dog. A man says to him, "Are you a vet?"
"Am I a vet?" he replies "I am bloody soaking"
"Am I a vet?" he replies "I am bloody soaking"
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