The *worst* XI in FPL
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The *worst* XI in FPL
From Twitter (made me chuckle).
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The 11 "wink" current players to own in FPL
A {THREAD} about football. Not wink.
IN GOAL...
Kepa Arrizabalaga 5.5 - CHE
7 points. Zero clean sheets. Just 11 saves and now playing for a team that do not give a flying eff about defending.
AT THE BACK...
José Holebas - 4.8 - WAT
4 games
3 yellow cards
2 points
What an absolute shower of shit. Ben Davies has the same amount of points and he's only played 16 eff minutes.
David Luiz - 5.9 ARS
Zero clean sheets for his new club. Who actually kept a clean sheet the first game of the season when they didn't have him. 3 points so far, 8 goals conceded, 2 yellow cards, 2 penalties conceded, has only won 50% of his tackles. Terrible.
Jonny Otto - 5.5 WOL
Owned by just 1% of the game (that still feels too high) - Jonny has thus far kept one clean sheet, in a game he got booked in, and has just shipped 5 goals at home. Creates nothing. Offers nothing. Gash.
Ben Godfrey - 4.5 NOR
Has conceded 12 goals in 5 games and plays for Norwich. Who are to clean sheets what... well... wink is.
IN MIDFIELD
Xherdan Shaqiri - 6.3 LIV
Has played 178 minutes of football in the past 20 matches. This is a player who is 27 and has scored 22 goals for Switzerland. He really is very decent. What on earth is going on here...
Giovani Lo Celso - 7.4 TOT
Has three points so far, since Spurs got their cocks out in the transfer window to waft in front of the likes of Chelsea and United about what a signing he was. Currently injured. Again.
Ross Barkley - 5.7 CHE
The creative hub in a free scoring Chelsea team? No... that's Mason Mount... this is the guy who still plays 90 minutes for England despite being as useful as a blocked toilet. 5 points so far. No goals. No assists. No nothing.
Ayoze Pérez - 6.2 LEI
An absolute flotsam. Perez has been about as much use as a pet rock. And not a good rock like limestone or amethyst, I'm talking about a bit of gravel that gets stuck in your eff shoe. 5 matches, 8 points, 0 threat. Useless.
AND UP FRONT
Olivier Giroud - 6.8 CHE
Now free to spend more time in the barbers. Giroud may still occupy a place in the heart of @KylieFpl - but he is currently getting as much pitch action as she is. The worst striker at a club who own Michy Batshuayi.
Moise Kean - 7.5 EVE
The worst value forward in the game who has played a part in all 5 matches so far. Yup, worse even than Chris "raffle prize that nobody wants" Wood. No goals - averaging 1.8 points per game. Cost £30m.
@hindumonkey is the author;
The 11 "wink" current players to own in FPL
A {THREAD} about football. Not wink.
IN GOAL...
Kepa Arrizabalaga 5.5 - CHE
7 points. Zero clean sheets. Just 11 saves and now playing for a team that do not give a flying eff about defending.
AT THE BACK...
José Holebas - 4.8 - WAT
4 games
3 yellow cards
2 points
What an absolute shower of shit. Ben Davies has the same amount of points and he's only played 16 eff minutes.
David Luiz - 5.9 ARS
Zero clean sheets for his new club. Who actually kept a clean sheet the first game of the season when they didn't have him. 3 points so far, 8 goals conceded, 2 yellow cards, 2 penalties conceded, has only won 50% of his tackles. Terrible.
Jonny Otto - 5.5 WOL
Owned by just 1% of the game (that still feels too high) - Jonny has thus far kept one clean sheet, in a game he got booked in, and has just shipped 5 goals at home. Creates nothing. Offers nothing. Gash.
Ben Godfrey - 4.5 NOR
Has conceded 12 goals in 5 games and plays for Norwich. Who are to clean sheets what... well... wink is.
IN MIDFIELD
Xherdan Shaqiri - 6.3 LIV
Has played 178 minutes of football in the past 20 matches. This is a player who is 27 and has scored 22 goals for Switzerland. He really is very decent. What on earth is going on here...
Giovani Lo Celso - 7.4 TOT
Has three points so far, since Spurs got their cocks out in the transfer window to waft in front of the likes of Chelsea and United about what a signing he was. Currently injured. Again.
Ross Barkley - 5.7 CHE
The creative hub in a free scoring Chelsea team? No... that's Mason Mount... this is the guy who still plays 90 minutes for England despite being as useful as a blocked toilet. 5 points so far. No goals. No assists. No nothing.
Ayoze Pérez - 6.2 LEI
An absolute flotsam. Perez has been about as much use as a pet rock. And not a good rock like limestone or amethyst, I'm talking about a bit of gravel that gets stuck in your eff shoe. 5 matches, 8 points, 0 threat. Useless.
AND UP FRONT
Olivier Giroud - 6.8 CHE
Now free to spend more time in the barbers. Giroud may still occupy a place in the heart of @KylieFpl - but he is currently getting as much pitch action as she is. The worst striker at a club who own Michy Batshuayi.
Moise Kean - 7.5 EVE
The worst value forward in the game who has played a part in all 5 matches so far. Yup, worse even than Chris "raffle prize that nobody wants" Wood. No goals - averaging 1.8 points per game. Cost £30m.
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Ouch. Plus Barkley was so hot in pre-season!
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As I started to read down the list there was a feeling of dread that there might be a couple of mine there.
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A bit harsh picking non-starters?
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Ive had Barkley, Perez, wood and Kean so far this season and i wonder why im not doing so well
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Yep, definitely 11 "sensible" picks you could hsve used.blahblah wrote:A bit harsh picking non-starters?
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Jota is missing there..
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Wood should be there. As should Zouma and Trezeguet.
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Chelsea started with 2 CBs including Zouma. Then 3 CBs without Zouma. Super Frankie scarred for lifeHotstepper wrote: Wood should be there. As should Zouma and Trezeguet.
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I had Perez every gw this fpl season. I put so much trust in this guy, having so much patience with him and had him in my starting eleven every gw, took a -0.5 price drop, just because I knew that sooner or later, he will start scoring and be amazing value.
This was the gw I finally switched him out.
This is not a joke.
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I laughed.
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lol don't beleive you dude
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There was me regretting bringing Perthing in over the bstrd LB....
There was me regretting bringing Perthing in over the bstrd LB....
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No way is Ben Godfrey a bad defender, he is anything but. His individual displays have been quite incredible, and the big boys have already taken note of this. The only reason he’s made this Fantasy Team is because he’s had to play the whole season as Norwich’s only fit CB, which he can’t do on his own - he’s actually played half the games injured due to the fact Norwich have no other fit CB’s available at all. So given the circumstances, it’s harsh to single him out for a worst FPL team, that’s not right, he’s far better than that.
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That Perez bloke is OK too..AtALanta wrote: ↑26 Oct 2019, 10:47 No way is Ben Godfrey a bad defender, he is anything but. His individual displays have been quite incredible, and the big boys have already taken note of this. The only reason he’s made this Fantasy Team is because he’s had to play the whole season as Norwich’s only fit CB, which he can’t do on his own - he’s actually played half the games injured due to the fact Norwich have no other fit CB’s available at all. So given the circumstances, it’s harsh to single him out for a worst FPL team, that’s not right, he’s far better than that.
Ayoze Pérez - 6.2 LEI
An absolute flotsam. Perez has been about as much use as a pet rock. And not a good rock like limestone or amethyst, I'm talking about a bit of gravel that gets stuck in your effing shoe. 5 matches, 8 points, 0 threat. Useless.
(PS Being a good actual player is irrelevant, its a points game)
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GW1: https://ibb.co/6FVfkN4
GW2: https://ibb.co/3M1Xmfp
GW3: https://ibb.co/SvtnwkL
GW4: https://ibb.co/X4sjQ6t (on the bench because he didn't play)
GW5: https://ibb.co/Xt5wQ3S
GW6: https://ibb.co/xLswHVJ
GW7: https://ibb.co/tmY3z9p
GW8: https://ibb.co/12MttJG
GW9: https://ibb.co/CH1HMvW
GW10: https://ibb.co/p3wdQMy
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Damn man thats rough
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You want to join the FISO Divisionals? Can add you in for the next round just post or PM me a FPL team link if you are keen.Klopp-o-matic wrote: ↑25 Oct 2019, 23:02I had Perez every gw this fpl season. I put so much trust in this guy, having so much patience with him and had him in my starting eleven every gw, took a -0.5 price drop, just because I knew that sooner or later, he will start scoring and be amazing value.
This was the gw I finally switched him out.
This is not a joke.
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I’ll join, Oxford? My link is good, even if my team isn’t.
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Cheers!
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Up to 115 FISOers in the Divisionals now. Thanks Spreadsheet.
Here is the link to the google spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing
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Spreadsheet is in the spreadsheet
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Klopp-o-matic wrote: ↑26 Oct 2019, 14:49GW1: https://ibb.co/6FVfkN4
GW2: https://ibb.co/3M1Xmfp
GW3: https://ibb.co/SvtnwkL
GW4: https://ibb.co/X4sjQ6t (on the bench because he didn't play)
GW5: https://ibb.co/Xt5wQ3S
GW6: https://ibb.co/xLswHVJ
GW7: https://ibb.co/tmY3z9p
GW8: https://ibb.co/12MttJG
GW9: https://ibb.co/CH1HMvW
GW10: https://ibb.co/p3wdQMy
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Thanks Onz!Oxford NZ wrote: ↑31 Oct 2019, 08:51Up to 115 FISOers in the Divisionals now. Thanks Spreadsheet.
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