THE BIG BALLS BETTING AND BANTER THREAD

[Walter Bishop]

The pack starting to turn up the heat up on CBN

Gutshot the next time you're not sure where to put the word UP in a sentence do a Poll so we can all help you

[gutshot]

[ronny10]

I'm flying up the league now readying myself for the Easter table

[Biddles32]

Pretty sure he's used all three. He'll be praying Lloris gets fit quick, Luiz stops rogering Conte's Mrs and Salah stops scoring...

Mostly what you said Simon

[Yorkshire Exile]

In an effort to diversify I kept my Everton, removed Salah and kdb....

Worked out great so far.....


I will see you all next year

[gutshot]

Are you Ronny in disguise

[Yorkshire Exile]

so.....

Start of season....
Everton with one of the better defensive records from previous year.
Good manager with track record of getting the most out of teams defensively
Manager not known for excessive rotation
Everton in the easy peasy europa league with the bonus of some qualifying games
2 solid DM in Gueye and schneiderlin to protect the back 4/5
Defenders well priced compared to CL alternatives enabling big hitters up front
tough starting fixtures granted - which I thought they would ride out by being tight as a gnats chuff.

3 months on my team is fked

[ronny10]

Mine is a totally different set of scenarios from the start but an incredibly similar ending

[Striker]

There's a thousand-fold more ways to fail than to succeed.

[superiorpinkham]

The rise and fall of Ricky THE NOWHERE Rosa

[leethomas]

only me with pogba ? Triffic

[Biddles32]

De Bruyne for Salah incoming Simon? you deffo got big balls to do that at this stage

[gutshot]

You paid out yet Ron?

[ronny10]

You paid out yet Ron?

I can't pay what I ain't got gutty

[gutshot]

You paid out yet Ron?

I can't pay what I ain't got gutty

[ronny10]

Winnings have been sent to Simon who should receive the prize of £4800 tomorrow.

What can I say other than he treated us with utter contempt and strolled home from about September onwards.

Well played Simon a superb effort and good luck in getting another chunk in the seasonal along with the 20k from a weekly and God knows how many other prizes in mini leagues!!!

I will be running this again next season with a tweak or 2 and hope we get a similar level of entry as no doubt bar the main game you would struggle to win a prize this high elsewhere (ok it does cost 200 to enter but then you are only up against 23 others).

Anyway, well done again to Simon and bring on the world cup.

Hmmmmmm mini balls world cup league

[Backlash]

Congrats Simon that’s 1 hell of a win for a private mini league.

Also credit to ron for not doing one

[CBN]

I heard Ronny had spunked most of it but thankfully he’s found some form from somewhere to collect a few prizes of his own to replenish it

Will give you all a chance to win it back next year - hopefully will be bigger and better if we get the entry started earlier.

[Edmondson]

£5 CBN on the nose and a quid each way on Ricky Rosa just in case.

Will be interesting to see that listing matched against an end of September mini league table

Is my £30 en route as well? Happy for you to deduct the £2 from my punty EW on RR

Well played Simon, I think Graham put up a bit of a fight, but the rest of us, destroyed!! Interesting I started with a similar team to you in this, then completely effed it up taking Ederson & KDB out after the first couple of games

[CBN]

Ron’s a good bloke, sure he’ll net the £28 off against next year’s donation

[ronny10]

Ron’s a good bloke, sure he’ll net the £28 off against next year’s donation

Myself and dodgy Ron are two separate people. He ain't called dodgy Ron for nothing, he's long gone with the cash in hand

[CBN]

What must my bank think

[MADCHESTER UTD]

Thanks for running the comp Ronny

Well done on your win Simon The £200 I spent last summer was well worth it for the 1st 3 weeks of enjoyment i got out of the league

[ronny10]

What must my bank think

I was considering worse

[mad dog]

What must my bank think

Same as rest of us. Sex trafficker

[Striker]

What must my bank think

Same as rest of us. Sex trafficker

£4800 suggests that he's not a very successful criminal.

[Zimmerman]

It’s not cheap being a sex trafficker with big balls.

“Place M” sounds a bit like a covert rendezvous point too.

[Edmondson]

I read it more as “Place M big balls on the counter and let’s have a look”

[gutshot]

Well played CBN, unstoppable and thanks for running dodgy Ron

[leethomas]

Cheers for running Ron and congrats again Simon.