Elite League | Six-a-Side

[Backlash]

Yikes, this is going to hurt Simon (Davis not Jordan) in the Overall Sidegame.

PS Thanks for the update Mod Dog

It is his own fault-I'm practically carrying this 6 a side team all on my lonesome.

[mad dog]

Love Island got lucky (5th lowest score) - played someone who scored even less!

Delias got the 4th lowest score - also played someone who scored even less!

Round 25
flower arrangers 546 v 345 salad dodgers
emmerdale fc 427 v 511 jackson 5
BBM 471v 554 super six
simon Jordan 430v 516 llama
the unwashed 545 v 396 eastenders fc
curved ball 516 v 522 stokies
cuckoos nest 399 v 519 spiceboys
love island 364 v 339 sausage fingers utd
coronation street fc 326 v 353 delias delights
rob forty 5's 489 v 502 the unemployables


Cuckoos Nest 399
The Rob Forty 5's 489
The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers 546
Simon Jordan & Friends 430
Jackson 5 511
Spiceboys 519
Big Bad Midtablers 471
Llama & the magic numbers 516
The Stokies 522
The Six! 554
‪Delis delights‬ 353
‪Curved ball‬ 516
Salad dodgers 345
The unemployables 502
Sausage fingers united 339
Love Island fan club 364
Emmerdale FC 427
East Enders FC 396
Coronation Street FC 326
The unwashed 545

Cuckoos Nest 399
leethomas 32
ronny10 49
blademan 118
gutshot 96
madchester 79
t.gridley 25

The Rob Forty 5's 489
mad dog 92
zimmerman 59
edmondson 83
superiorpinkham 108
miles t 84
chrisharry12345 63

The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers 546
ex-pro-gaffer 118
zidane 108
robot 77
wolviebob 55
waynebo 115
buckowski 73

Simon Jordan & Friends 430
cbn 114
wnp 34
iksh 40
backlash 65
juckster 79
chrispyb 98

Jackson 5 511
jeffmcgow 94
jonwebb76 110
jpk 88
johnboy72 80
nigel1305 55
jagduracell 84

Spiceboys 519
s_sutton87 66
nightowl 104
stoneybatter 89
woody123 102
spinynorman 79
zarch 79

Big Bad Midtablers 471
Ashers, 70
the postman, 74
Vid, 82
ISSACA, 94
Kid Kongo, 101
pne4prem 50

Llama & the magic numbers 516
llama, 71
kennyboy28, 78
legs11, 96
plevna1963, 126
army786, 68
Foxinthebox2001 77

The Stokies 522
The Pom, 94
Suzykins, 79
Dead parrot 94
littlefeller 66
Maldini 81
black dogs 108

The Six! 554
Walter Bishop 117
Beerfuelledman 103
LadiesMan217 105
Rick: 101
Martynwood 98
the bear 30

‪Delis delights‬ 353
‪mrtomripley‬ 85
‪knighteye‬ 14
‪Blockhead‬ 23
‪Redrum2‬ 92
‪SKilly‬ 85
‪Sim‬ 54


‪Curved ball‬ 516
chrismar 62
Jok57 85
Jonesbones 55
Jules 117
Rinky 92
Adnankhanzada 105

Salad dodgers 345
Martin 53
Yorkshire Exile 93
Harpo10 35
Jaycar25 63
Stretchman 51
Hot pot 50

The unemployables 502
Kris_fiso 110
owenclass 98
Budastep 91
Yorkyowl 64
mmikkeelee 63
Average score 76

Sausage fingers united 339
Chris765 58
sdhough 28
thejudge 49
Hayesag 91
johnnyhp 58
buu133 55

Love Island fan club 364
Ken Thorn 42
TriXaM 25
el_cee 61
TheBigLewandiwski 55
Fergie222 94
mrtass 87

Emmerdale FC 427
nufcwaz 98
Jonnyholywoodni 30
Shakermeister 99
Arch Stanton 114
tf7 76
bossdrum 10

East Enders FC 396
THFC 79
Lorenzo 92
Frattonender 86
gypo99 51
Magic Plums 38
footballpunt 50

Coronation Street FC 326
marcusuk 58
gaz1882 54
Brettley 19
neilf 100
reddog1 44
Seroldo 51

The unwashed 545
seysey 95
Reecey2 96
geoffv 94
dareel 76
purge54 108
Average score 76

[mad dog]

TABLE after round 25

Jackson 5. 57 points
Love island 54 points
Spiceboys 50
Rob 45s 46 points
Delias 45 points
MMFA 45 points
Cuckoo 42 points
Six 42 points
Eastenders 40 points
Llama 40 points
Unwashed 39 points
Unemployables 39 points
Curved ball 36 points
BBM 36 points
SJ and friends 34 points
Salad dodgers 27 points
Emmerdale 25 points
Stoke 22 points
Sausage fingers 21 points
Corrie 6 points

[Zimmerman]

League leaders are toppled by the flower arrangers.
Corrie (just two wins all season) register a decent score (8th highest of the week) but still lose.
Stokies lose by a single point.
Whilst BBM get the biggest whooping of the week (losing by 106 points)!!!

Round 26
jackson 5 502 v 530 flower arrangers
super six 479 v 434 salad dodgers
llama 494 v 488 emmerdale fc
eastenders fc 530 v 424 BBM
stokies 519 v 520 simon Jordan
spiceboys 453 v 535 the unwashed
sausage fingers utd 433 v 471 curved ball
delias delights 471 v 463 cuckoos nest
the unemployables 454 v 539 love island
rob forty 5's 533 v 505 coronation street fc

Table
Jackson 5 57
Love Island 57
Spice Boys 50
Rob 45s 49
Delia 48
MMFA 48
Six! 45
Eastenders 43
Llama 43
Cuckoo 42
Unwashed 42
Unemployables 39
Curved Ball 39
SJ 37
BBM 36
Salad Dodgers 27
Emmerdale 25
Stoke 22
Sausage Fingers 21
Corrie 6

[Zimmerman]

This week sees top v bottom

Round 27 03/02
flower arrangers v super six
jackson 5 v llama
salad dodgers v eastenders fc
emmerdale fc v stokies
BBM v spiceboys
simon Jordan v sausage fingers utd
the unwashed v delias delights
curved ball v the unemployables
cuckoos nest v rob forty 5's
love island v coronation street fc

[Zimmerman]

Wasnt a week that match of the day would want to cover.
Our average across every team was a mere 35 (CBN's 33 doesn't seem quite so bad now).

A week where the cream didn't rise allowed the dross to prosper.
7 of the bottom 11 sides won their games this week.
The Top two also continued their dominance, both picking up wins (Jackson 5 managing to win despite being 15th for their collective score).

Round 27
flower arrangers 221 v 211 super six
jackson 5 193 v 163 llama
salad dodgers 184 v 179 eastenders fc
emmerdale fc 239 v 214 stokies
BBM 193 v 185 spiceboys
simon Jordan 202 v 248 sausage fingers utd
the unwashed 247 v 212 delias delights
curved ball 244 v 203 the unemployables
cuckoos nest 230 v 217 rob forty 5's
love island 230 v 187 coronation street fc

Code: Select all

Jackson 5	60
Love Island	60
MMFA        	51
Spice Boys	50
Rob 45s     	49
Delia        	48
Six!           	45
Cuckoo     	45
Unwashed	45
Eastenders	43
Llama       	43
Curved Ball	42
Unemployables	39
BBM          	39
SJ             	37
Salad Dodgers	30
Emmerdale	28
Sausage Fingers	24
Stoke        	22
Corrie       	6

[Zimmerman]

Round 28 10-Feb
llama v flower arrangers
eastenders fc v super six
stokies v jackson 5
spiceboys v salad dodgers
sausage fingers utd v emmerdale fc
delias delights v BBM
the unemployables v simon Jordan
rob forty 5's v the unwashed
coronation street fc v curved ball
love island v cuckoos nest

[Zimmerman]

Think there was a dodgy lasagne for the pre-match meal at Love Island arena.
The long time league leaders scored a Corrie-esque 606 for the week (second lowest of the week). Their opponents were the top scorers Cuckoos Nest who rattled in a massive 781.

Rob 45's lost again (think me and Chrisharry have held these guys back for far too long now).

Jackson 5 take advantage of the love island slip and go clear at the top.


Round 28 10-Feb
llama 751 v 721 flower arrangers
eastenders fc 624 v 740 super six
stokies 647 v 721 jackson 5
spiceboys 661 v 693 salad dodgers
sausage fingers utd 615 v 670 emmerdale fc
delias delights 678 v 630 BBM
the unemployables 696 v 674 simon Jordan
rob forty 5's 699 v 725 the unwashed
coronation street fc 599 v 626 curved ball
love island 606 v 781 cuckoos nest

Code: Select all

Jackson 5	63
Love Island	60
MMFA        	51
Delia        	51
Spice Boys	50
Rob 45s     	49
Six!           	48
Cuckoo     	48
Unwashed	48
Llama       	46
Curved Ball	45
Eastenders	43
Unemployables	42
BBM          	39
SJ             	37
Salad Dodgers	33
Emmerdale	31
Sausage Fingers	24
Stoke        	22
Corrie       	6

NO GAMES THIS COMING WEEKEND

Week 29 will be weekend of 24/02

[mad dog]

cheers Zimm.

Looking to next season. I’ve been thinking maybe teams of 4 and of people who actually want to be in it. As opposed to smashing in everyone and most probably don’t even know or care.

If we only got 6/8/10 teams we could do a shorter league or play 4 times a season.

Even make it £5 a person winning team takes all.

Let me know your thoughts

[Ex-Pro-Gaffer]

Makes sense to me

[Spinynorman]

The Spice Boys seem to be slipping away a bit. I must do better.

[martin]

Idk if people don't care i guess most will check this thread every week laugh an just not comment as i do especially scince we have been getting smashed

even though us salad dodgers are more like points dodgers we had a good win this week 5th bottom managed to beat 4 th top spiceboys thanks to spinynorman being so rubbish hehe just kidding spiny finally had something to comment on lol just thought it was worth a mention

[S_sutton87]

The Spice Boys seem to be slipping away a bit. I must do better.

No worries spiney we can pull it back I'm having a mare of an elite season tho

Sent from my VFD 510 using Tapatalk

[CBN]

cheers Zimm.

Looking to next season. I’ve been thinking maybe teams of 4 and of people who actually want to be in it. As opposed to smashing in everyone and most probably don’t even know or care.

If we only got 6/8/10 teams we could do a shorter league or play 4 times a season.

Even make it £5 a person winning team takes all.

Let me know your thoughts

Love it.

Shotgun not with Backlash.

[gutshot]

cheers Zimm.

Looking to next season. I’ve been thinking maybe teams of 4 and of people who actually want to be in it. As opposed to smashing in everyone and most probably don’t even know or care.

If we only got 6/8/10 teams we could do a shorter league or play 4 times a season.

Even make it £5 a person winning team takes all.

Let me know your thoughts

Happy days

[gutshot]

Have you got last weeks results guys?

[Spinynorman]

My Elite Team had been my second best team all season but has recently slipped to being my fourth best.

[Ex-Pro-Gaffer]

My Elite Team had been my second best team all season but has recently slipped to being my fourth best.

Snap ! - I've tried all sorts over the past 3 months to try something different, not owning Salah and Kane for most of the season, needed a miracle to finish top 6 with such a sloppy start, went with the win/bust mentality, looks like bust unfortunately, Robot won't be best pleased being my doubles partner ...although I'm still beating him

[Zimmerman]

[Zimmerman]

From last week's Top 10, only Love Island and Super Six failed to get a win... which of course means Jackson 5 go six points clear at the top.

Round 29 24-Feb
flower arrangers 429 v 397 eastenders fc
llama 396 v 351 stokies
super six 356 v 378 spiceboys
jackson 5 373 v 332 sausage fingers utd
salad dodgers 312 v 330 delias delights
emmerdale fc 393 v 371 the unemployables
BBM 298 v 347 rob forty 5's
simon Jordan 405 v 332 coronation street fc
the unwashed 407 v 348 love island
curved ball 351 v 389 cuckoos nest

Code: Select all

Jackson 5	66
Love Island	60
MMFA        	54
Delia        	54
Spice Boys	53
Rob 45s     	52
Cuckoo     	51
Unwashed	51
Llama       	49
Six!           	48
Curved Ball	45
Eastenders	43
Unemployables	42
SJ             	40
BBM          	39
Emmerdale	34
Salad Dodgers	33
Sausage Fingers	24
Stoke        	22
Corrie       	6

Round 30 03-Mar
(19) stokies v flower arrangers (3)
(5) spiceboys v eastenders fc (12)
(18) sausage fingers utd v llama (9)
(4) delias delights v super six (10)
(13) the unemployables v jackson 5 (1)
(6) rob forty 5's v salad dodgers (17)
(20) coronation street fc v emmerdale fc (16)
(2) love island v BBM (15)
(7) cuckoos nest v simon Jordan (14)
(11) curved ball v the unwashed (8)

[mad dog]

Round 30 03-Mar
(19) stokies 264 v 321 flower arrangers (3)
(5) spiceboys 312 v 289 eastenders fc (12)
(18) sausage fingers utd 269 v 256 llama (9)
(4) delias delights 353 v 302 super six (10)
(13) the unemployables 297 v 320 Jackson 5 (1)
(6) rob forty 5's 338 v 330 salad dodgers (17)
(20) coronation street fc 266 v 335 emmerdale fc (16)
(2) love island 295 v 307 BBM (15)
(7) cuckoos nest 448 v 356 Simon Jordan (14)
(11) curved ball 269 v 325 the unwashed (8)


Cuckoos Nest 448
The Rob Forty 5's 338
The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers 321
Simon Jordan & Friends 356
Jackson 5 320
Spiceboys 312
Big Bad Midtablers 307
Llama & the magic numbers 256
The Stokies 264
The Six! 302
‪Delis delights‬ 353
‪Curved ball‬ 269
Salad dodgers 330
The unemployables 297
Sausage fingers united 269
Love Island fan club 295
Emmerdale FC 335
East Enders FC 289
Coronation Street FC 266
The unwashed 325


Cuckoos Nest 448
leethomas 64
ronny10 88
blademan 75
gutshot 86
madchester 77
t.gridley 58

The Rob Forty 5's 338
mad dog 79
zimmerman 68
edmondson 71
superiorpinkham 66
miles t 21
chrisharry12345 33

The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers 321
ex-pro-gaffer 48
zidane 48
robot 57
wolviebob 39
waynebo 71
buckowski 58

Simon Jordan & Friends 356
cbn 65
wnp 58
iksh 71
backlash 52
juckster 47
chrispyb 63

Jackson 5 320
jeffmcgow 44
jonwebb76 62
jpk 61
johnboy72 48
nigel1305 43
jagduracell 62

Spiceboys 312
s_sutton87 75
nightowl 58
stoneybatter 23
woody123 59
spinynorman 56
zarch 41

Big Bad Midtablers 307
Ashers, 61
the postman, 47
Vid, 54
ISSACA, 45
Kid Kongo, 70
pne4prem 30

Llama & the magic numbers 256
llama, 51
kennyboy28, 32
legs11, 47
plevna1963, 57
army786, 44
Foxinthebox2001 25

The Stokies 264
The Pom, 59
Suzykins, 21
Dead parrot 65
littlefeller 44
Maldini 26
black dogs 49

The Six! 302
Walter Bishop 75
Beerfuelledman 40
LadiesMan217 52
Rick: 44
Martynwood 46
the bear 45

‪Delis delights‬ 353
‪mrtomripley‬ 53
‪knighteye‬ 40
‪Blockhead‬ 75
‪Redrum2‬ 62
‪SKilly‬ 56
‪Sim‬ 67

‪Curved ball‬ 269
chrismar 31
Jok57 73
Jonesbones 44
Jules 37
Rinky 45
Adnankhanzada 39

Salad dodgers 330
Martin 56
Yorkshire Exile 21
Harpo10 62
Jaycar25 74
Stretchman 71
Hot pot 46

The unemployables 297
Kris_fiso 28
owenclass 36
Budastep 47
Yorkyowl 39
mmikkeelee 95
Average score 52

Sausage fingers united 269
Chris765 43
sdhough 43
thejudge 45
Hayesag 52
johnnyhp 42
buu133 44

Love Island fan club 295
Ken Thorn 57
TriXaM 25
el_cee 47
TheBigLewandiwski 57
Fergie222 54
mrtass 55

Emmerdale FC 335
nufcwaz 77
Jonnyholywoodni 53
Shakermeister 51
Arch Stanton 43
tf7 59
bossdrum 52

East Enders FC 289
THFC 51
Lorenzo 56
Frattonender 57
gypo99 45
Magic Plums 35
footballpunt 45

Coronation Street FC 266
marcusuk 60
gaz1882 42
Brettley 36
neilf 52
reddog1 41
Seroldo 35

The unwashed 325
seysey 54
Reecey2 55
geoffv 51
dareel 67
purge54 46
Average score 52

[Ex-Pro-Gaffer]

Cuckoo's nest score this week

[Zimmerman]

The rest of us averaged 305, they got 448!
Spare a thought for their opponents. Second highest scorers this week, yet they ended up with the largest losing margin of the week

[gutshot]

Is that the latest league table above?

[Ex-Pro-Gaffer]

Is that the latest league table above?

Don't think so mate, looks like last weeks points need adding

[gutshot]

Cheers EPG

[Zimmerman]

Cuckoo had 4 of the top 8 weekly scorers

Love Island - only team in top 8 not to win
Emmerdale won the soap derby

Rob45's won despite having Miles (lowest of all 118 players) in their team

Round 30 03/03
stokies 264 v 321 flower arrangers
spiceboys 312 v 289 eastenders fc
sausage fingers utd 269 v 256 llama
delias delights 353 v 302 super six
the unemployables 297 v 320 jackson 5
rob forty 5's 338 v 330 salad dodgers
coronation street fc 266 v 335 emmerdale fc
love island 295 v 307 BBM
cuckoos nest 448 v 356 simon Jordan
curved ball 269 v 325 the unwashed

Code: Select all

Jackson 5	69
Love Island	60
MMFA        	57
Delia        	57
Spice Boys	56
Rob 45s     	55
Cuckoo     	54
Unwashed	54
Llama       	49
Six!           	48
Curved Ball	45
Eastenders	43
Unemployables	42
BBM          	42
SJ             	40
Emmerdale	37
Salad Dodgers	33
Sausage Fingers	27
Stoke        	22
Corrie       	6

[Zimmerman]

A couple of top 10 battles (3rd v 5th and 6th v 10th) whilst a couple of complete mismatches (top v bottom and 2nd v 17th)

Round 31 10/03
(3) flower arrangers v spice boys (5)
(19) stokies v sausage fingers utd (18)
(12) eastenders fc v delias delights (3)
(9) llama v the unemployables (13)
(10) super six v rob forty 5's (6)
(1) jackson 5 v coronation street fc (20)
(17) salad dodgers v love island (2)
(16) emmerdale fc v cuckoos nest (7)
(13) BBM v curved ball (11)
(15) simon Jordan v the unwashed (7)

[gutshot]

Cheers for the update

[mad dog]

Round 31 10/03
flower arrangers 181 v 180 spice boys
stokies 161 v 216 sausage fingers utd
eastenders fc 229 v 179 delias delights
llama 166 v 186 the unemployables
super six 193 v 194 rob forty 5's
jackson 5 138 v 227 coronation street fc
salad dodgers 210 v 218 love island
emmerdale fc 166 v 177 cuckoos nest
BBM 148 v 222 curved ball
simon Jordan 190 v 164 the unwashed

Corrie…. 6 points all season, beat top of the league!!!!

2 of the bottom 3 won (6 of the bottom 10)
2 matches decided by a single point

lowest scores:
JPK -2 (Jackson 5)
Maldini 1 (Stokies)
Issaca 6 (BBM)

highest scores:
nigel1305 59 (Jackson 5)
Gaz1882 56 (Corrie)
Iksh 56 (Simon Jordan)

Code: Select all

Jackson 5	69
Love Island	63
MMFA        	60
Rob 45s     	58
Delia        	57
Cuckoo     	57
Spice Boys	56
Unwashed	54
Llama       	49
Six!           	48
Curved Ball	48
Eastenders	46
Unemployables	45
SJ             	43
BBM          	42
Emmerdale	37
Salad Dodgers	33
Sausage Fingers	30
Stoke        	22
Corrie       	9

Weekly Team Scores
East Enders FC 229
Coronation Street FC 227
‪Curved ball‬ 222
Love Island fan club 218
Sausage fingers united 216
Salad dodgers 210
The Rob Forty 5's 194
The Six! 193
Simon Jordan & Friends 190
The unemployables 186
The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers 181
Spiceboys 180
‪Delis delights‬ 179
Cuckoos Nest 177
Llama & the magic numbers 166
Emmerdale FC 166
The unwashed 164
The Stokies 161
Big Bad Midtablers 148
Jackson 5 138



Cuckoos Nest 177
leethomas 32
ronny10 13
blademan 45
gutshot 17
madchester 40
t.gridley 30

The Rob Forty 5's 194
mad dog 49
zimmerman 32
edmondson 22
superiorpinkham 39
miles t 24
chrisharry12345 28

The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers 181
ex-pro-gaffer 37
zidane 34
robot 26
wolviebob 23
waynebo 25
buckowski 36

Simon Jordan & Friends 190
cbn 36
wnp 28
iksh 56
backlash 32
juckster 13
chrispyb 25

Jackson 5 138
jeffmcgow 25
jonwebb76 23
jpk -2
johnboy72 12
nigel1305 59
jagduracell 21

Spiceboys 180
s_sutton87 27
nightowl 49
stoneybatter 28
woody123 34
spinynorman 24
zarch 18

Big Bad Midtablers 148
Ashers, 37
the postman, 20
Vid, 33
ISSACA, 6
Kid Kongo, 18
pne4prem 34

Llama & the magic numbers 166
llama, 46
kennyboy28, 30
legs11, 14
plevna1963, 31
army786, 15
Foxinthebox2001 30

The Stokies 161
The Pom, 42
Suzykins, 30
Dead parrot 22
littlefeller 50
Maldini 1
black dogs 16

The Six! 193
Walter Bishop 36
Beerfuelledman 35
LadiesMan217 20
Rick: 25
Martynwood 34
the bear 43

‪Delis delights‬ 179
‪mrtomripley‬ 49
‪knighteye‬ 36
‪Blockhead‬ 24
‪Redrum2‬ 30
‪SKilly‬ 16
‪Sim‬ 24

‪Curved ball‬ 222
chrismar 44
Jok57 32
Jonesbones 26
Jules 47
Rinky 53
Adnankhanzada 20

Salad dodgers 210
Martin 28
Yorkshire Exile 23
Harpo10 39
Jaycar25 30
Stretchman 49
Hot pot 41

The unemployables 186
Kris_fiso 45
owenclass 18
Budastep 37
Yorkyowl 20
mmikkeelee 35
Average score 31

Sausage fingers united 216
Chris765 31
sdhough 25
thejudge 36
Hayesag 53
johnnyhp 30
buu133 41

Love Island fan club 218
Ken Thorn 45
TriXaM 33
el_cee 30
TheBigLewandiwski 47
Fergie222 21
mrtass 42

Emmerdale FC 166
nufcwaz 30
Jonnyholywoodni 38
Shakermeister 24
Arch Stanton 28
tf7 19
bossdrum 27

East Enders FC 229
THFC 35
Lorenzo 44
Frattonender 25
gypo99 35
Magic Plums 36
footballpunt 54

Coronation Street FC 227
marcusuk 34
gaz1882 56
Brettley 42
neilf 34
reddog1 30
Seroldo 31

The unwashed 164
seysey 30
Reecey2 21
geoffv 36
dareel 33
purge54 13
Average score 31