Caption Competition MM1

[murf]

Some high jinx at Man City's training ground this morning but what are they saying and/or what should be the caption?

All you have to beat is "Mario, Mario, calm down, I was only joking when I said I had been speaking to Harry Redknapp about you"

[Dixon]

"Mario, Mario, calm down, I was only joking when I said I had been speaking to Arsene Wenger about you"

done.

[bloggie]

Mario forget society's taboos we can be together.

[barry]

"Gimme the bib son"....."but gaffer, it took me an hour to put it on!"

[juckster]

"Mario, Mario, calm down, I was only joking when I said I had been speaking to Celebrity Big Brother about you"

done.

[AKNel1]

'Whats a matter you
gotta no respect
whadda you think you do
why you look a so sad
it's a notta so bad
it's a nicea place
Ah Shaddup a ya face'

[murf]

"Mario, Mario, calm down, I was only joking when I said I had been speaking to Rapid Vienna about you"

[Mark1886]

No no no Mario, I am leading when we go on Strictly come Dancing.

[eagle224]

Gimme some money, gimme some money!

[the dude abides]

Mario, give me the jacket . The Big Issue seller wants to go home.

[Latic]

Oi! Just f**k off!

[bloggie]

Oi! Just f**k off!

And the caption?

[foxinthebox2001]

MB - "boss, just because Fergie drinks a bottle of vintage red a day, it is no guarantee of success".
RM - "I can handle it, now come here and give uncle Roberto a big new year kiss".

[Latic]

Oi! Just f**k off!

And the caption?

It just seemed apt.

[WilBert]

"Gimme the bib son"....."but gaffer, it took me an hour to put it on!"

[morganb]

In the Italian remake of Fawlty Towers the part of Manuel will be played by Mario Balotelli

[blahblah]

"The bib goes on the other way!!!!!"