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pa102aw wrote:
kizkiz wrote:And bbeing all football related for once ( :wink: ) - surely bert trautman wins the playing while injured contest. He breaks his neck and plays the remainder of the FA cup final and wins the trophy!!
Philip Robinson can beat that. Apparently he once played a whole 90 minutes for England whilst medically brain dead. :lol:
that's nothing - john cleese in the life of brian had everything cut off and it never dampened his spirit one jot.

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tedbull wrote:
viddleodge wrote:
reminds me of hawthorn afl player shane crawford a cupla years ago.
everyone said he was a nancy boy but he continued playing through a match even after shattering his arm.
and crow jason porplyzia - dislocated his shoulder about 4 times this season, even twice in one match, but hardly missed a game.
Milne playing out a match a few weeks back looking like this was a pretty good effort too.
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and there's a loyal vic robert harvey on the right.
still with his halloween wig on. :)

talking of milne - he was accused of raping some girl a cupla years ago.
was acquited but the cries of rapist rang on for some games following.

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If Ian is reading this I just wan't let him know that things could have been a whole lot worse. Some people are born just plain unlucky (or stupid). You will realise what I mean after you read this.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from North western University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.........Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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:mrgreen: Always loved that one Paw

Reminded me of this that people may have seen before. A lion meeting up with it's rescuer



Geez, Ians thread is turning into a forum of it's own :shock:

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Marquee_Mark wrote:
Geez, Ians thread is turning into a forum of it's own :shock:
Ian? Who's Ian? :shock:

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Billy Whiz wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:Geez, Ians thread is turning into a forum of it's own :shock:
Ian? Who's Ian? :shock:
No one knows.
AKNel1 wrote:Hope you get well soon Ian / Iani / Yani / Jan / Brookings / Ianovich / whatever bleedin name you're using today :wink:

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Billy Whiz wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:
Geez, Ians thread is turning into a forum of it's own :shock:
Ian? Who's Ian? :shock:

yeah,we've long since forgotten about him ! :lol: today's news = tomorrow's fish and chip paper

come to think of it, isn't it about time the local newspapers down there got wind of this acccident ? :?

and when's Adidas going down to Southampton Hospital to see the lad on our behalf ?

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SunderlandFan wrote:Hey Mike/Karrde, have you heard anymore about Ian?

Would be good to know how his spirits are.
He was (as expected) a rotten patient. Desperate to get home asap. Eventually he has arrived home, and last night was flat on his back - headset on and calling New York to arrange Conference Calls for work. Aside from the fact that he cant move and the only part of him that doesnt hurt are his ears, he is the same old character... Im told he was less than thrilled to wake up to find Gary had added the following graffiti to his leg casts:

I love Chelsea
Derby are shyte
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Apparently he wanted to get on Fiso last night, but they cant figure out how to get his laptop into a position where he can see the screen and type without lifting his arms - His idea was to suspend it on a tray, hung by ropes from a pully :?

He then (via Gary) asked if I was still losing at Poker. :lol:

Obviously at that point I ended the conversation :wink:

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(and while his foot is in a mess - the ankles have had to be reset twice, Gary admitted to some "poetic license" with the bit about it spinning round loads and loads of times :lol: )

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grob wrote:
Billy Whiz wrote:
Marquee_Mark wrote:
Geez, Ians thread is turning into a forum of it's own :shock:
Ian? Who's Ian? :shock:

yeah,we've long since forgotten about him ! :lol: today's news = tomorrow's fish and chip paper

come to think of it, isn't it about time the local newspapers down there got wind of this acccident ? :?

and when's Adidas going down to Southampton Hospital to see the lad on our behalf ?
he was too busy dressing up in a nurses uniform apparently.

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I thought it best to get the ok from the man himself.

When he's up for (and wants) visitors I will of course be happy to go and get graffiting on his casts :D

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Don't forget the itching powder :twisted:

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Sweepstake on when he first posts back on here anyone...?

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Thanks for the news Karrde.

:)

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DixieDean wrote:Sweepstake on when he first posts back on here anyone...?
Saturday 11 October between 9am and 12noon. :D

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what road did he have his accident on then?

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doofyman wrote:what road did he have his accident on then?
Knowing Ian it would have been the "Highway to Hell".

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Bloody hell! I'm away for a week and all this happens!:shock:

Glad to hear that ianovich is on the mend. Best wishes mate. :D

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Has he still not been on yet?

HTFU Ianovich, it's just a couple of broken legs after a near fatal accident :roll:

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SunderlandFan wrote:Has he still not been on yet?

HTFU Ianovich, it's just a couple of broken legs after a near fatal accident :roll:

Men :roll:

I had wisdom teeth out last week and I was back on FISO within an hour. I guess women just have a higher pain threshold. Men are delicate things. :mrgreen:

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We're not all wussies Cheryl. I had a paper-cut on my finger last week but I still went to work.

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I'm a bit worried about the bloke again now. He really must be feeling rough if he hasn't posted yet. Do you think his internet access is playing up? :mrgreen:

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cherylhoney wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:Has he still not been on yet?

HTFU Ianovich, it's just a couple of broken legs after a near fatal accident :roll:

Men :roll:

I had wisdom teeth out last week and I was back on FISO within an hour. I guess women just have a higher pain threshold. Men are delicate things. :mrgreen:

I got my finger trapped in a pusher motor once,
eventually got my finger out only for the top to droop to one side,being held on by some skin.
but I did manage to hold it on and lock the machine back up 8-)

then I went into headless chicken mode.

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Come on Ian, I'm desperate to is you're back to full fitness yet? Surely you can get Gary to do a secretarial turn and dictate some chat. Poetic license would of course be expected :wink:

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What's up with ianovich?
I stubbed my toe today and it hurt like hell but 4 hours later I came round and was back on FISO although I'm not sure I can risk walking yet.
All ianovich had was a bit of a scrape.

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If nobody else is going to do it, then I will ...


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Ha. I thought I was gonna see this when I clicked play then:


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cherylhoney wrote:
SunderlandFan wrote:Has he still not been on yet?

HTFU Ianovich, it's just a couple of broken legs after a near fatal accident :roll:

Men :roll:

I had wisdom teeth out last week and I was back on FISO within an hour. I guess women just have a higher pain threshold. Men are delicate things. :mrgreen:
or maybe women have less wisdom in some cases :wink: :lol:

apparently he is back betting with 5 out of 5 thanks primarily to his nicholls contacts yesterday.

i received some similar messages but chose to ignore them :roll: :lol: :(

so only a matter of time before he is back, no doubt 'make my day punk' will feature :lol:

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From this video it appears Ianovich had things on his mind. :lol: :wink:


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I just realized that Ianovich conveniently had his "accident" at around the same time that the economy went tits up.

I reckon Ianovich is really absent from FISO because he's bigger off quickly to a secret retreat in the Maldives with a ton of stolen treasury bonds stuffed down his trousers and a suitcase full of gold bullion :shock:

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Ianovich has just phoned and said he'd like to make it clear that there is no room left in his trousers after he avoids getting done for indecent exposure.

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