Jokes about Dominic Cummings
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Anyone got any goodies?
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Covid-19 did 
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This HIGNFY tweet on 27 May was pretty good:
BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.
BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.
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I posted this on another thread but golfers have a new term:
A Cummings - a long drive that goes way out of bounds but incurs no penalty.
A Cummings - a long drive that goes way out of bounds but incurs no penalty.
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Ex shadow home secretary Dianne Abbott has again called for both Dominic Cummings and Bernard Castle to be sacked after the decision by Durham police to take no further action.
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Apparently Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver. He drove 260 miles and it took the contagious.
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Hearing rumours that Dominic Cummings only travelled to see family in Durham because he'd been rejected by his family in Oxford and Cambridge
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Hawkeye has just been spotted driving to Barnard Castle
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What's he difference between Boris Johnson and last night's referee?
One should have overridden a nerdy thing that suddenly and inexplicably claims to have had eyesight problems...
One should have overridden a nerdy thing that suddenly and inexplicably claims to have had eyesight problems...
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