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 Post subject: this made me cringe
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2008, 23:00 
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Just saw a chat show on Dutch TV where a dwarf did the following (not sure that hes a dwarf changes anything but he was a dwarf!):

Stuck playing cards to his face with a staple gun and then pulled them off leaving blood trickling down his face.

Ate a light bulb

Opened a beer bottle with his eye socket

Attached a hoover to his dick

I wouldn't mind being able to open a beer bottle with my eye socket as it would be a great party trick but it looked pretty painful and it took him a few attempts!
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PostPosted: 26 Jan 2008, 06:20 
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I did the hoover thing in my wild teen days :oops: 8-)

Thank f*ck Dysons weren't around then!! :lol:
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PostPosted: 26 Jan 2008, 06:52 
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you grubby little man
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suppose i did open a beer with my knob once
but there you are.
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PostPosted: 26 Jan 2008, 07:17 
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viddleodge wrote:
suppose i did open a beer with my knob once
but there you are.


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PostPosted: 26 Jan 2008, 12:06 
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What else can the little people do? :?
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PostPosted: 26 Jan 2008, 12:16 
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Flipside wrote:
I did the hoover thing in my wild teen days :oops: 8-)

Thank f*ck Dysons weren't around then!! :lol:


Seriously?

When I ws a kid I used to put it on my arm and it would leave a mark for ages... putting it on your wee man, aye carumba!!! Youre lucky he still works :lol:
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