Tiger Woods car accident?

[el_pappje]

He was the one that brought it into the public domain by driving his car into a fire hydrant and a tree. Otherwise we'd have been none the wiser. What if a small child or a cute doggie had been playing/using that hydrant at the time? I'm quaking with fear at the thought...

Although the US tabloids were onto him - Pouzar was aware of the National Enquirer stuff. I suspect much of the mainstream media wouldn't dare touch it for fear of betting cut out of future interview opportunities etc.

I wonder if he will alter his 2010 schedule to stay at home more.

[RichardRoma]

I think Tiger needs his rescue club! Shes going to take him for all hes got. Women that have kids during an affair no what they are doing. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$44

[URkiddingMe]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... tr=2015164" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[RichardRoma]

Let shope theres no footage about to surface of him in the bushes and long grass

[unc.si]

I like this quote:

When asked by police if he had been close enough to detect any smell of alcohol on Woods, Mr Adams said he had been but he had not smelt anything.
"No alcohol, no any other kind of drug whatsoever," he said. "None. Zero."

Reminds me a bit of Baldrick's " We didn't receive any messages and Captain Blackadder definitely didn't shoot the delicious plump breastd pigeon, sir"

[El Tel of Ealing]

So a porn actress takes the count to 7.
He's certainly been in the rough a few times.
And the rumours about the British TV presenter are fascinating.

[murf]

And the rumours about the British TV presenter are fascinating.

Does Clare Balding ever cover golf?

[Dot]

And the rumours about the British TV presenter are fascinating.

Does Clare Balding ever cover golf?

I dont think any lesbians cover golf.

[El Tel of Ealing]

Clare Balding is very keen on golf.She is a member of one of our local clubs-Wyke Green.Unfortunatey it is now known among the Middx ladies as Dyke Green.

[The Ledge]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[el_pappje]

This whole things is getting out of control. Latest is that a 911 call was received from his house last night. Conflicting reports suggest either the patient refused to be taken, or that someone was taken.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/rescue-ca ... nordegren/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I thought number of rumoured mistresses was even approaching 9 - in the absence of any statement it is a field day for the tabloids. More worrying is this link suggesting he has been taken to hospital with breathing problems the night after the crash:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woo ... -overdose/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A demigod is being slain before our eyes.

[Lister]

This whole things is getting out of control. Latest is that a 911 call was received from his house last night. Conflicting reports suggest either the patient refused to be taken, or that someone was taken.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/rescue-ca ... nordegren/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I thought number of rumoured mistresses was even approaching 9 - in the absence of any statement it is a field day for the tabloids. More worrying is this link suggesting he has been taken to hospital with breathing problems the night after the crash:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woo ... -overdose/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A demigod is being slain before our eyes.

Great alias Will Smith now that name would not attract attention

[murf]

Are the paperazzi asleep?

Dozens off them (undoubtedly) camped outside his house yet there are conflicting rumours about ambulance visits???

[el_pappje]

Are the paperazzi asleep?

Dozens off them (undoubtedly) camped outside his house yet there are conflicting rumours about ambulance visits???

It's a gated community

There is no confirmation of anyone being in the ambulance as a patient when it returned. It seems likely that Erin - as the blonde woman - may have attended the hospital for some reason, given the inference drawn on the Cadillac Escalade having a similar tag to the one TW crashed (and that he has two). I'm sure TMZ are working on their hospital sources as we write!

[The Ledge]

talkSPORT reporting SSN reporting an ambulance left Chez Woods with an 'unidentified woman' onboard.

[el_pappje]

Aside from the mysterious ambulance news today, here are links to some interesting opinion pieces on the whole TW issue (plus a humorous Aussie slant on it)

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/golf ... 34636.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/ti ... 5887804.jp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sp ... 5807124557" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[murf]

BBC now saying the woman in the ambulance was his mother-in-law

[Pouzar]

Yes, that what is being reported here as well. Apparently she had a stomach problem. She couldn't stomach Wood's cheating on her daughter any longer.

[Kdub]

Yes, that what is being reported here as well. Apparently she had a stomach problem. She couldn't stomach Wood's cheating on her daughter any longer.

Pouzar tells a joke...

[Jonathan]

BBC now saying the woman in the ambulance was his mother-in-law

Is she nice? Would he, do you think?

[DrBunker]

BBC now saying the woman in the ambulance was his mother-in-law

Is she nice? Would he, do you think?

I was thinking "the man just can't say no" but you beat me to it!

The Daily Mash's take: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php ... &Itemid=26" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Jonathan]

I needed to look up exactly what transgression meant. In Woods' case, a different kind of salty deposit?

transgression (trāns-grěsh'ən) Pronunciation Key
A relative rise in sea level resulting in deposition of marine strata over terrestrial strata. The sequence of sedimentary strata formed by transgressions and regressions provides information about the changes in sea level during a particular geologic time. Compare regression.

[DrBunker]

They missed a trick there

[mad dog]

just found this on photobucket

[El Tel of Ealing]

And the rumours about the British TV presenter are fascinating.

Does Clare Balding ever cover golf?

The Evening Standard is hinting that Kirsty Gallacher is the name in the frame.
She denies it,saying they are mates.
I can't remember how she handled Stan Collymore's tales of threesomes and chocolate fingers.
(Do I win a prize for getting Liverpool into Tiger's thread?)

[blahblah]

Collymore's tales of threesomes and chocolate fingers.

Link?

[el_pappje]

Aren't Tiger's alleged conquests grubby blonde/brunette types rather than tidy sports presenters?

[blahblah]

How many is it upto now?

[El Tel of Ealing]

11,I think, if you count the British TV presenter.
On Sky News Kelvin McKenzie,whilst chortling about today's Sun Front page,reckoned it was open season and the count would reach 40.
I have no reason to disbelieve Collymore's autobiography.He wasn't sued.Therefore I wouldn't presume to draw a distinction between Rachel Uchitel and Kirsty Gallacher on your grubby/tidy spectrum,el pap.

[URkiddingMe]

A demigod is being slain before our eyes.

i had some sympathy for Tiger initially thinking that he'd commited one indiscretion. but it's now obvious he's a right bustard who's been up to this for years. i can't believe no one tried to stop him. that's what you get for being a "god" - no one stands up to you.

it would be foolish of his wife to get back with him. he's obviously a very flawed person.