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AKNel1
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We need a winner - please vote

Post by AKNel1 »

Caption comp from the fanatsy advent calendar thread has produced a high level of responses, but which is best - only one way to find out....VOTE!!!!

(too many options for the vote tool, so please post your 1-2-3's on the thread)


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AKNel1 - 'Where the eff did that come from'

AKNel1 - 'Virgin my Arse'

murf - Damn, I didn't have him as a pick til the 24th.

Sted - Oooh, a four leaf clover.

Spinynorman - Fried or boiled?

AKNel1 - Joseph & Mary's new 3DTV was very realistic

Pa102aw - "Don't you think that it's time you did a Bush Tucker Trial Willie"

Wilbert - "Headmaster, are you sure we don't have money left in this year's budget for a manger"

AKNel1 - 'Behold, fellow Gooners', Arsene bellowed, 'feast your eyes on our new signing for the January window'

Bluenosey - Have you lot never seen a baby before ? Get me a babygrow and a whisky and make it snappy - I'm freezing my nuts off down here !

murf - Damn, I was hoping for a black one so we could sell it to Angelina Jolie.

Sted - Hogwarts had to sell the Quiditch pitch to pay for Weasley's chemotherapy.

Sted - "ear , ear , what's all this then"

"eff of, it's not funny any more"

murf - "We are going to call him 'Jebus'".

AKNel1 - Mary: 'I'm sorry Joseph, but I don't like Jebus, how about Jesus'

Moist van Lipwig - Call him Jesus? are you sure. I thought we were going with Kevin?

Tacalabala - Mary was concerned when two men from Social Services made a visit to inspect the reportedly cramped conditions she and her newborn were currently living in.

murf - Social services bloke: "No crib for a bed?"

AKNel1 - The NHS cuts in Bethlehem were really starting to hit home, the Maternity ward had been closed down forcing the weary travellers to make do in a nearby stable.

AKNel1 - & on the next edition of Jeremy Kyle, Joseph asks for a Paternity test after wife Mary claims to be a Virgin after giving birth. Mary denies affairs with Shepherds, 3 Kings & the Angel Gabriel

cut to Kyle opening envelope

'& the Father is....'

Surprised - A fiver? I can get one of this down the Pound shop for a quid!

Knulpuk - Behold the Son of God is born

AKNel1 - 'Son of God, In a eff stable, you're shitting me right

AKNel1 - Everyone knows the son of God is called Paul - Well Kenny Dalglish is God, isn't he ?

murf - Didn't you ought to wrap him up a bit, it is the bleak midwinter you know. Winter? Look outside, its the middle of summer!

murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"

AKNel1
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Re: We need a winner - please vote

Post by AKNel1 »

My top 3

1. Pa102aw - "Don't you think that it's time you did a Bush Tucker Trial Willie"

2. Sted - Oooh, a four leaf clover.

3. murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1 - murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"
2 - Pa102aw - "Don't you think that it's time you did a Bush Tucker Trial Willie"
3 - AKNel - Everyone knows the son of God is called Paul - Well Kenny Dalglish is God, isn't he ?

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1. AKNel1 - 'Behold, fellow Gooners', Arsene bellowed, 'feast your eyes on our new signing for the January window'

2. murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"

3. Tacalabala - Mary was concerned when two men from Social Services made a visit to inspect the reportedly cramped conditions she and her newborn were currently living in

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Knulpuk
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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1. Knulpuk - Behold the Son of God is born
2. Knulpuk - Behold the Son of God is born
3. Knulpuk - Behold the Son of God is born

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1 Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"
2 Don't you think that it's time you did a Bush Tucker Trial Willie
3 Damn, I didn't have him as a pick til the 24th

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1st murf - Damn, I didn't have him as a pick til the 24th.
2nd - AKNel1 - 'Behold, fellow Gooners', Arsene bellowed, 'feast your eyes on our new signing for the January window'
3rd murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1. murf - Damn, I was hoping for a black one so we could sell it to Angelina Jolie.
2. murf - Damn, I didn't have him as a pick til the 24th.
3. murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"[/quote]

Or

1. AKNel1 - 'Behold, fellow Gooners', Arsene bellowed, 'feast your eyes on our new signing for the January window'
2. Moist van Lipwig - Call him Jesus? are you sure. I thought we were going with Kevin?
3. Sted - Hogwarts had to sell the Quiditch pitch to pay for Weasley's chemotherapy.

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

Post by DrBunker »

For being apt it can only be:


1. AKNel1 - 'Behold, fellow Gooners', Arsene bellowed, 'feast your eyes on our new signing for the January window'

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sted
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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1. murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"

2. AKNel1 - Joseph & Mary's new 3DTV was very realistic

3. Knulpuk - Behold the Son of God is born

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Re: We need a winner - please vote

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1. AKNel1 - 'Behold, fellow Gooners', Arsene bellowed, 'feast your eyes on our new signing for the January window'
2. murf - Joseph ignored the visitors as he was updating his Facebook Status to "Dad"
3. AKNel1 - 'Where the eff did that come from'

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