Mock The Footie Week competition 1 **JUDGING POLL NOW OPEN**

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:22

Getting bored of caption competitions so here is a new idea, stolen from new TV series 'Mock The Week'.

the idea is things you wouldn't want to hear from.... and this week its ....the new England manager.

Examples:

"We are going to play a long ball game"

"Hellooo, I am also from Sweden"

"Wayne who?"

Get the idea?

Post by **thelip** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:24

Does Faria Alam still work here?

Post by **Madchester** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:26

"I shall be playing Peter Crouch in place of Michael Owen"

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:26

Madchester wrote:"I shall be playing Peter Crouch in place of Michael Owen"

"I am making him captain as I have been a fan of his ever since I read his first diary"

Post by **Tricky Tree** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:27

Bonjour

Post by **thelip** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:28

I understand Robbie Savage has an English grandparent.

Post by **Madchester** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:30

"In which minute did you want Robinson to score an own goal Mr Abramovic?"

Post by **tom4nash** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:32

I think keeping Beckham as captain is a great idea, Victoria.

Post by **thelip** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:33

"Hi my name's Hank and the English Soccer Conference will be pressing FIFA for a game of four quarters"

Post by **Bunners** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:35

thelip wrote:Does Faria Alam still work here?

A clear winner imo nice work lip

Post by **Madchester** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:35

"Oh shit - not again"

Post by **tom4nash** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:37

I am the special one.

Post by **Madchester** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:38

tom4nash wrote:I am the special one.

I'd quite like to hear that one!

Post by **Tricky Tree** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:39

All hail Durno, for I am the best

Post by **thelip** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:40

Tricky Tree wrote:All hail Durno, for I am the best

There's times when you have just got to laugh out loud. Good work TT!

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:42

Madchester wrote:
tom4nash wrote:I am the special one.
I'd quite like to hear that one!

I wasn't sure if Tom meant it was Maureen saying it or someone claiming they are the real special one (cos they are better than Maureen)

Anyway glad this has taken off cos I thought it was one of my better ideas

Post by **Madchester** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:42

oi sheephead - are you going to score these as well?

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:43

Madchester wrote:oi sheephead - are you going to score these as well?

I will give a winner, though that looks like being hard (TT might be winning at the mo but there are some other good ones)

Post by **NEONTETRA** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:49

'It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous.'

Post by **cherylhoney** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:54

I only had one brandy.

Post by **tom4nash** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:55

murf wrote:
Madchester wrote:
tom4nash wrote:I am the special one.
I'd quite like to hear that one!
I wasn't sure if Tom meant it was Maureen saying it or someone claiming they are the real special one (cos they are better than Maureen)

Anyway glad this has taken off cos I thought it was one of my better ideas

Which ever one gets me closer to winning.

murf, I don't have to actually admit out loud that it's one of your better ideas to win, do I?

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:56

tom4nash wrote:murf, I don't have to actually admit out loud that it's one of your better ideas to win, do I?

PMs are acceptable

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:57

"Right, before we take on Brazil in the World Cup final lads, heres one for ya, An aircraft is standing on a runway that can move like a conveyor belt......."

Post by **murf** » 23 Feb 2006, 13:58

murf wrote:
tom4nash wrote:murf, I don't have to actually admit out loud that it's one of your better ideas to win, do I?
PMs are acceptable

PM received:

tom4nash wrote:Great idea.

I won't admit it if you tell, though.

Post by **The Woolster** » 23 Feb 2006, 14:01

Do I not like that

Post by **tom4nash** » 23 Feb 2006, 14:11

murf wrote:
murf wrote:
tom4nash wrote:murf, I don't have to actually admit out loud that it's one of your better ideas to win, do I?
PMs are acceptable
PM received:

tom4nash wrote:Great idea.

I won't admit it if you tell, though.

It's a fake! Gather the Tribunal! I want me sheep's head.

Post by **Garnerish** » 23 Feb 2006, 14:26

Rio Ferdinand? He's the lazy one ain't he?

ALT

I can assure you I'm staying as England manager, I've just had a meeting with a sheikh and we discussed my future.

ALT

I feel Middlesborough can continue without me

ALT

Sol, you're coming off in the second half

FinalALT

Yeah, Joe's feeling abit stressed, so i'm taking him to The Sun's christmas party.

Post by **tom4nash** » 23 Feb 2006, 14:28

Make mine a double brandy

Post by **Karrde** » 23 Feb 2006, 14:30

"Wayne, I want you to study this video of Kevin Davies"

Post by **eagle224** » 23 Feb 2006, 15:04

guten morgen.

- or -

Hi, I'm Mike Basset ...

- or -

None of that 4-4-2 or 4-5-1 stuff, I favour a 5-5-0 formation.

FISO

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Mock The Footie Week competition 1 **JUDGING POLL NOW OPEN**

Things you wouldn't want to hear from the new England manager - best caption?

Mock The Footie Week competition 1 **JUDGING POLL NOW OPEN**

Mock The Footie Week competition 1 JUDGING POLL NOW OPEN

Mock The Footie Week competition 1 JUDGING POLL NOW OPEN