Claim to Lame

[Surprised]

I have been to the Mercury bar in Stone Town, Zanzibar

[blahblah]

I am not the non killer of Jill Dando, who had some link to him, didn't he?

As if anyone here is going to admit to having shagged him

[Surprised]

I am not the non killer of Jill Dando,

Isn't that a double negative?
Which would mean you are confessing to her murder?

[blahblah]

I was not the person who was framed for it, then.

No alibi, though - I was cramming for a Project Management Exam the next day.

[sted]

My soon to be father-in-law once pissed on Ken Dodd

Diddy?

No, Doddy.

Can't believe you crossed this over and nobody got a head to it.

[primitive man]

Several years ago Roy Walker caught me sh*gging his 15 year old kid sister.

He said, "It's good but it's not right!"

[pa102aw]

Several years ago Roy Walker caught me sh*gging his 15 year old kid sister.

He said, "It's good but it's not right!"

Did the girl say to you "Five seconds, here we go" or,
did you say "It's good, but it's not tight!

If you didn't know that it was going to be a threesome did you say to her "what's Mr Chips doing here"

[bspittles]

My brother was a sculptor at Madame Tussards when the waxwork of Freddie Mercury was commissioned. My eldest brother was used as the model as he had a similar physique.

Incidentally, Freddie's waxwork is the only one for which a wig had to be made for his armpit hair

On a similar note, Madame Tussards in Amsterdam has two figures on the outside wall, each three times life size. My brother who worked for them was the model for the one on the right

[bluenosey]

In 1976 I shagged the one on the right in a van behind a Disco in Holland where they were playing

Isn't that a geezer Pa??

I'm sure she was male as well..
but whatever floats your boat

It was dark, so maybe it was the one on the left

Fair play Pa

I go to a 70s/80s night once a month and "Yes Sir, I can Boogie" gets the occasional airing.

Trouble is every time I hear that song from now on I will think of this thread and the 70s Man at C and A Pa

[CanaryYellow]

Thrilled to have won this prestigious title. Going for the double with claim to fame now.

[CanaryYellow]

This was me in 1975

And in 1989 playing the trumpet

[Stick]

I once served Kevin Richardson (he had jus lifted the coca cola cup with villa at wembley) at Spar in Wylde Green. He pushed in front of a big queue, by accident he said, I allowed him to continue. I was 16

[Stick]

Also i almost ran over Tony Daley in Tesco's car park New Oscott. He was playing for Forest Green at the time. Still had a silly hair cut

[Bandit]

Thrilled to have won this prestigious title. Going for the double with claim to fame now.

Can't believe my Ken Dodd story didn't win

[murf]

Okey dokey. I'll go first with my favourite rock legend - Frederick Bulsara. I was a major Queen fan in the 70's / 80's etc.


Edit - I'll leave in for a day or two to see if anyone has a real CtF about Freddie (or his statue )

Back in the day I used to be Elton John's doctor and when studying one of his stool samples I found traces of Mercury.



[/old gag]

[jimwinn]

My soon to be father-in-law once pissed on Ken Dodd

Steward's Enquiry

Hold all bets - we have an objection to the winner

Prey tell -

1 Is your father-in-law into watersports?
2 Is father in law the same as "a mate of mine" (this makes you your father-in-law I think)?
3 Was he and / or Ken hammered or just lying down hiding in a urinal?
4 Has your father-in-law pissed on anyone else (famous preferably)?
5 Was he arse0led at your wedding (and did he . ...... .....)?


The reason bandit didn't win initially was because I know who Ken Dodd is (we were out clubbing - he was really mullered and then did the strangest thing .......... ..........). If it had been Ken Dodd's Dad's Dead Dog that got pi$$ed on then you definately would have won).

[Bandit]

My soon to be father-in-law once pissed on Ken Dodd

If it had been Ken Dodd's Dad's Dead Dog that got pi$$ed on then you definately would have won).

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!

[unc.si.]

From 1974 to 1977 I was the Manager of a Disco in a town in the north of Holland called Groningen. A lot of up and coming groups used to come to my place and I also had a thing going with one of the girls from a Dutch Group called 'Pussycat', who had a big hit with a song called Mississipi (I'll see if I can find a clip)

This was me in 1975

My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die!

[unc.si.]

I have Petra the Blue Peter dog's signed photo.

[Knulpuk]

I just bumped into Gareth Malone of Choir related fame and 80's songster Paul Young within 30 seconds of each other on Harley Street.