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Uncle BFM is cool...

A look at the posts from a year ago shows why

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Uncle Beerfuelled will be sorting out all your problems tonight as he has nothing better to do.

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Beerfuelledman wrote:Uncle Beerfuelled will be sorting out all your problems tonight as he has nothing better to do.

Stil struggling with your avatar. Whose imagination are you a figment of? Or is it your own world? Or something else?

Confused.

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I am from my own world. A world where Criminals actually get punished for the wrongs they commit. Where people can go to sleep at night knowing I am out there to protect them. Where the CID show up in 80's cars, nick the bad guy and he actually goes to prison. I am not from the current world where the police have to ask the Criminal if it is ok if they are arrested because we wouldnt want to interfere with their human right to steal, and where people with 50+ convictions still get bail to do it again. A figment of all our imaginations that that could happen, or is how it should be.

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Beerfuelledman wrote:I am from my own world. A world where Criminals actually get punished for the wrongs they commit. Where people can go to sleep at night knowing I am out there to protect them. Where the CID show up in 80's cars, nick the bad guy and he actually goes to prison. I am not from the current world where the police have to ask the Criminal if it is ok if they are arrested because we wouldnt want to interfere with their human right to steal, and where people with 50+ convictions still get bail to do it again. A figment of all our imaginations that that could happen, or is how it should be.

Ah, I understand now, and you are a virgin?

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I've filled the taco's of more world class banana magnets than you've had hot dinners son.

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Beerfuelledman wrote:I've filled the taco's of more world class banana magnets than you've had hot dinners son.

But the one that mattered, walked out on you?

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Birds 'n CID don't mix. You give a bloke a gun its a dream come true. You give a girl a gun she moans it doesnt go with her dress.

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Beerfuelledman wrote:Birds 'n CID don't mix. You give a bloke a gun its a dream come true. You give a girl a gun she moans it doesnt go with her dress.

But we all know she walked out on you :lol:

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My reputation precedes me.

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I'm off to Luigi's.

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Uncle Beerfuelled sorting out lifes problems again this evening for those with the courage to post them...

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Dear Uncle BFM.

Over the weekend it was brought to my attention that Cheryl Cole is in fact magic cos every time she comes on the screen, then so do I. Is this normal?

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Dear Uncle BFM

Is the PS3 really better than the xbox?

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Dear uncle BFM

what's the protocol if you witness your mate cheating on his girlfriend (who is also a friend of yours)?

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Surprised wrote:Dear Uncle BFM

Is the PS3 really better than the xbox?
Uncle Beerfuelled would say, yes it is. Lennox Lewis would not. He's an ex-boxer.

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Richt wrote:Dear Uncle BFM.

Over the weekend it was brought to my attention that Cheryl Cole is in fact magic cos every time she comes on the screen, then so do I. Is this normal?
No it is not. Most people do not have their cock out to watch TV, and if your ejaculation is hitting the screen you're sitting to close. Which is bad for your eyes my Mum says.

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barry wrote:Dear uncle BFM

what's the protocol if you witness your mate cheating on his girlfriend (who is also a friend of yours)?
Thats a Lose/Lose situation Baz. Have a word in his shell-like & tell him to wind his neck in.

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Dear Uncle BFM,

I'm contemplating putting on a double bet for the Champions League winner and the X Factor winner, who should I go for in both?

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Uncle Beerfuelled cannot see into the future Chuck. Though he suspects Barcelona & Matt Cardle are favourites for a reason.

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Hard to believe Uncle BFM didnt solve any problems in 2011. :shock:

He's back tonight to right those wronged...

Questions on a postcard... (or post here)

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How come a team that is so toilet won the biscuit tin?

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An old lady slipped on the ice outside my house this morning. I can see she is still there so should I go and help her up? I'm quite warm and am a bit reluctant to go outside in the cold but she probably has a cat that wants feeding so she needs to do that now.

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Richt wrote:How come a team that is so toilet won the biscuit tin?
It was a triumph of managerial nous over latent skill. You should be proud. It is a victory for the small man. You know your own skill kid - feel the results.

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Surprised wrote:An old lady slipped on the ice outside my house this morning. I can see she is still there so should I go and help her up? I'm quite warm and am a bit reluctant to go outside in the cold but she probably has a cat that wants feeding so she needs to do that now.
You should go and help her unless you are a bustard. eff the cat.

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Running a bath, I ran out of hot water..... put in cold to get it to the right temperature but it wasn't as deep as normal..... should I have just got in a shallow bath at the right temp, or fill it up to the right level but have it colder than normal????

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Driving through That London today (shudder) I couldn't help but wonder why the Blackwall Tunnel twists and turns like Arry Redknapp in the dock :? :?:

You'd have thought it was easier to tunnel in a straight line.....

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barry wrote:Running a bath, I ran out of hot water..... put in cold to get it to the right temperature but it wasn't as deep as normal..... should I have just got in a shallow bath at the right temp, or fill it up to the right level but have it colder than normal????
You ran out of hot water so added cold water :?: You should've got in & filled it as you went along. Praise heating :-)

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murf wrote:Driving through That London today (shudder) I couldn't help but wonder why the Blackwall Tunnel twists and turns like Arry Redknapp in the dock :? :?:

You'd have thought it was easier to tunnel in a straight line.....
Lovely story. Anyway...

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Beerfuelledman wrote:
barry wrote:Running a bath, I ran out of hot water..... put in cold to get it to the right temperature but it wasn't as deep as normal..... should I have just got in a shallow bath at the right temp, or fill it up to the right level but have it colder than normal????
You ran out of hot water so added cold water :?: You should've got in & filled it as you went along. Praise heating :-)
hot first, then cold....

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