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Neighbour has built a bar in his garden

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Right as the thread says, was nosing out my bedroom window and noticed my neighbour has built a bar in his back garden.

I can see a Stella pump and a fosters one ( pussy ) can these be functioning or just for show?

Now I don't really speak to this fella. I do his misses as she's decent enough and got a decent pair 🍈🍈

So I'm thinking I either jump the fence in an hour or two and check it out or just go round one night and say alright geezer I've spotted your bar fancy inviting me over for a beer. Or is that a bit rude?

Thoughts? Cheers

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Yes it can "work", but keeping it cold enough to be drinkable is unlikely - well for 3-5 months of the year. (Do C4, or whoever, still do "shed of the Year? Check them out :wink: )

How big is it, as it might need Planning Permission? I remember the eff'em's getting into trouble about a Treehouse...

If they are playing music, or having an orgy then gatecrashing should be straight forward?

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I know a couple of folks who have bars in their garden and all they ever seem to stock is lager. :?

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Aside from the taste, which is even worse when it's not VERY cold, there maybe mechanical issues re pumps etc.

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Sheds can be pretty big. At my last place I built one that was 5m x 3m. Designed to just not need planning permission. Had to be 1m from the boundary I think.

As long as he has power then why not a bar? Hole underground to keep beer cool??? Or just serve shorts...

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What snacks has he got?

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Can't see. I think another beer and I'm gonna go investigate

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It would be rude not to pop next door and offer to test the brews on offer, all of them, several times, you won't care if they're cold or not after a while!

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Can just make out the fosters and Stella pumps

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Right you only live once I've had a couple I'm gonna go investigate

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If he hasn't got these he isn't trying hard enough Image

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I can't wait for what happens, and I'll assume a graphic account of his wife's top.....

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So what do we assume if we never hear from mad dog ever again! :shock:

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He's died in her cleavage?

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I never got over the fence too busy at the minute. How many people take their dogs out this time of night?

I'm hoping to see if the pumps are real and hopefully she's got a bra or thong on the washing line. Maybe I should take a pint glass in case the pumps work?

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Too busy at the upstairs window? :?

I'm not discussing dogging, Mad dog :? :? :?

Is pumps a euphemism? :? :? :? :? :?

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Early hours run out?

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blahblah wrote: 25 Aug 2017, 22:31 Too busy at the upstairs window? :?

I'm not discussing dogging, Mad dog :? :? :?

Is pumps a euphemism? :? :? :? :? :?
I think we're getting confused.

I want to see if the beer pumps work. i don't want to squeeze her tits ( well I would ) too many people about walking dogs. I'll try again in a bit or I'll pass out watching babestation

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:lol: :lol:

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I am struggling with what you jumping over a fence between gardens has to do with dogging :?

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Anxiously awaiting an update here. Whether on the beers or the missus I'm not sure.

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Couldn't get over. Too many people about. I'd had too many beers, misses got back from night out so abandoned mission.

Think I'll try the old fashioned way of talking to him when I see him and get an invite round. Might take a few weeks:months

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Mystery wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 09:40 Anxiously awaiting an update here. Whether on the beers or the missus I'm not sure.

Your use of "anxiously" worries me a little. :wink:

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Striker wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 09:53
Mystery wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 09:40 Anxiously awaiting an update here. Whether on the beers or the missus I'm not sure.
Your use of "anxiously" worries me a little. :wink:
Just thinking of MD's well being you understand. Unless there were pictures.

Ah well, maybe one day

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One element of this thread is starting to make me nostalgic for 1972. :)

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Striker wrote: 26 Aug 2017, 10:08 One element of this thread is starting to make me nostalgic for 1972. :)


The mind boggles. :mrgreen:

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I vote Mad Dog goes on the beers again tonight after the footie and has another crack at inspecting the bar/lingerie on the clothesline.

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+2

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What you need to do is build a better and bigger bar and create some healthy local competition!

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