wenger prank call

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Got this off a fellow arsenal fan and it made me laugh, thought I would share it.. Equipment needed a sound board

"Hello there this is Golden Dragon take-away, what can i get you?"
"We only look for super quality"
"Yes we have many quality dishes which one would you like?"
"As soon as i decide you will be the first one to know"
"Umm..Ok sir..how about No. 38 chicken foo young?"
"Foo Young? I don't know a Foo Young"
"It's just what i'm recommending for you Sir"
"Look. I have many super quality players in my squad. When Jack comes back he will be like a new signing. We don't need a Foo Young"
"Ok well what are you going to buy then Sir?"
"Everytime we lose. The answer is always to buy buy buy"
"Yes sir that is normally what you do when you phone a chinese. You need to spend money"
"I'm not scared to spend money. If you go out with me one night, you will understand that"
"Sir i just want to know what you will be ordering? How long until you make a decision?"
"It's a matter of days