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Sports Haiku

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Being silly via Faebook for the last few days with a few friends sending ridiculous haikus instead of normal chat, figured we could play in here as well with sports based ones. So bring em people! (remember 5-7-5 syllables)

Rooney sorry for
falling over his own feet
winning penalty

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Re: Sports Haiku

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Lukaku sorry
For scoring Euro hattrick
While not in most teams

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Re: Sports Haiku

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Henderson gutted
Mario snatched the football
Appeared from nowhere

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Media Loved It
Captain hung him out to dry
Bredan covers it up

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Who really gives a
Fact is that he scored it
And Jordan wouldna

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Re: Sports Haiku

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Not quite Mirallas
But there ain't no I in team
Wrong thread I would guess

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Haiku new to me
I'm beginning to like it
I'll shut up now though

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Re: Sports Haiku

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Not so surprising
Murf defends his 'Pool again
Some things never change


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Re: Sports Haiku

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Go easy on him
Mario can't find the net
without easy ones

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Re: Sports Haiku

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how do you do this?
five syllables then seven?
I'll give it a go.

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I'm "working from home"
F P L website not blocked
Put the kettle on

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