SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook
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SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook
Welcome to the Semi Finals of Miss FISO 2010
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Scarlett Johannson
Kelly Brook
Pick your favourite in this match
Poll will run for 3 days
See video pictures tributes below
Scarlett Johannson
Kelly Brook
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I can't understand how any man can find Kelly Brook's inflatable boobs attractive,so although I don't find Scarlett Johannson particularly beautiful,I've voted for her rather than abstain as I considered doing.
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grob wrote:I can't understand how any man can find Kelly Brook's inflatable boobs attractive.
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You think they're her own murf ? I think she's admitted they're not natural,but perhaps I'm mistaken. If so,sorry Kelly. (but you'll have to let me feel them before I concede)
Most of the women who opt for these boob jobs subsequently decide they're either too large and get them reduced,or vice versa.
Most of the women who opt for these boob jobs subsequently decide they're either too large and get them reduced,or vice versa.
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Kelly Brook is definitely natural - unless she's had some work to keep em perky, but not as far as I know. They've been the same size ever since they did the big countdown to her 18th birthday in the Daily Sport
Quality read that is
Quality read that is
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With you on that one Grob, I just voted for SJ on the same basis. It's now 13-all... gonna be a close one!grob wrote:I can't understand how any man can find Kelly Brook's inflatable boobs attractive,so although I don't find Scarlett Johannson particularly beautiful,I've voted for her rather than abstain as I considered doing.
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Just made it 14 for Scarlett although I have nothing against Kelly's assets.
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They look real to me, although alas I haven't felt them so I can't say for sure. The only thing I have against Kelly is she has slightly flat feet, but then I am a perfectionist .
Scarlett, on the other hand, although a beautiful woman, can look plain (eg in Vicky Christina Barcelona), whereas I don't think Kelly could look plain if she tried. I feel a bit like Cheryl Cole refusing to choose, but ultimately Kelly gets my vote.
Scarlett, on the other hand, although a beautiful woman, can look plain (eg in Vicky Christina Barcelona), whereas I don't think Kelly could look plain if she tried. I feel a bit like Cheryl Cole refusing to choose, but ultimately Kelly gets my vote.
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Had to vote Scarlett as of the original field, I think she'd make a worthy champion.
Is Chuck up to dirty tricks with his nude video of Kelly (need tomorrow's broadband top-up to view )
WE DEMAND NUDE SCARLETT NOW!!!
Is Chuck up to dirty tricks with his nude video of Kelly (need tomorrow's broadband top-up to view )
WE DEMAND NUDE SCARLETT NOW!!!
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ask and you shall receiveEl Neilio 10 wrote:WE DEMAND NUDE SCARLETT NOW!!!
last throw of the dice for Scarlett. not looking good tho
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Sterling effort Mark
Haway Scarlett!
Haway Scarlett!
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Time for dirty tactics
Kelly Brook admits her breasts are getting saggy
I'm not 20 anymore
Admittedly she looks incredible in that photo shoot!
Kelly Brook admits her breasts are getting saggy
I'm not 20 anymore
Admittedly she looks incredible in that photo shoot!
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I agree Ross - gloves are off
Kelly Brook only likes slapheads - Billy Zane.....Jason Statham
So all non-slapheads should change their vote. Danny Cipriani was a one-off - but unless you have his looks & abs you've got no chance either
I happen to have those looks & abs, and I'm still voting Scarlett
Kelly Brook only likes slapheads - Billy Zane.....Jason Statham
So all non-slapheads should change their vote. Danny Cipriani was a one-off - but unless you have his looks & abs you've got no chance either
I happen to have those looks & abs, and I'm still voting Scarlett
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I have a skinhead. I'm a 'tit man'. Sorry lads, Kellys 31st vote was mine!MarquisMark wrote:I agree Ross - gloves are off
Kelly Brook only likes slapheads - Billy Zane.....Jason Statham
So all non-slapheads should change their vote. Danny Cipriani was a one-off - but unless you have his looks & abs you've got no chance either
I happen to have those looks & abs, and I'm still voting Scarlett
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Brook has the acting skills of my ear.
Scarlett has released an album of Tom Waits covers and appeared with the Jesus and Mary Chain. + she can act.
Also Brook is annoying, Scarlett is not annoying.
I believe we are talking complete package - no-one* on FISO would be so shallow as to base entirely on norks et al.
*TheBear excluded
Scarlett has released an album of Tom Waits covers and appeared with the Jesus and Mary Chain. + she can act.
Also Brook is annoying, Scarlett is not annoying.
I believe we are talking complete package - no-one* on FISO would be so shallow as to base entirely on norks et al.
*TheBear excluded
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Yes, but have you heard it? It's terrible!Knulpuk wrote:Brook has the acting skills of my ear.
Scarlett has released an album of Tom Waits covers and appeared with the Jesus and Mary Chain. + she can act.
Also Brook is annoying, Scarlett is not annoying.
I believe we are talking complete package - no-one* on FISO would be so shallow as to base entirely on norks et al.
*TheBear excluded
I agree though that (apart from aforementioned musical disaster) she is not as annoying as Kelly.
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But the sentiment was there - it's better than any Waits cover album that Brook has attempted.Billy Whiz wrote:Yes, but have you heard it? It's terrible!
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Have you not seen Piranha 3D ? Her performance was worthy of an Oscar. Some people have no tasteKnulpuk wrote:Brook has the acting skills of my ear.
Go Kelly
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