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SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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Poll ended at 11 Nov 2010, 11:41

Scarlett Johannson
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47%
Kelly Brook
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53%
 
Total votes: 66

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SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by Chuck Taylor »

Welcome to the Semi Finals of Miss FISO 2010

Pick your favourite in this match

Poll will run for 3 days

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Scarlett Johannson


Kelly Brook

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by grob »

I can't understand how any man can find Kelly Brook's inflatable boobs attractive,so although I don't find Scarlett Johannson particularly beautiful,I've voted for her rather than abstain as I considered doing.

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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grob wrote:I can't understand how any man can find Kelly Brook's inflatable boobs attractive.
:shock:

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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You think they're her own murf ? I think she's admitted they're not natural,but perhaps I'm mistaken. If so,sorry Kelly. (but you'll have to let me feel them before I concede)

Most of the women who opt for these boob jobs subsequently decide they're either too large and get them reduced,or vice versa.

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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Kelly Brook is definitely natural - unless she's had some work to keep em perky, but not as far as I know. They've been the same size ever since they did the big countdown to her 18th birthday in the Daily Sport

Quality read that is :D

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by Hogmeister »

grob wrote:I can't understand how any man can find Kelly Brook's inflatable boobs attractive,so although I don't find Scarlett Johannson particularly beautiful,I've voted for her rather than abstain as I considered doing.
With you on that one Grob, I just voted for SJ on the same basis. It's now 13-all... gonna be a close one!

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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Just made it 14 for Scarlett although I have nothing against Kelly's assets. :)

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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They look real to me, although alas I haven't felt them so I can't say for sure. The only thing I have against Kelly is she has slightly flat feet, but then I am a perfectionist :P.

Scarlett, on the other hand, although a beautiful woman, can look plain (eg in Vicky Christina Barcelona), whereas I don't think Kelly could look plain if she tried. I feel a bit like Cheryl Cole refusing to choose, but ultimately Kelly gets my vote.

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by El Neilio 10 »

Had to vote Scarlett as of the original field, I think she'd make a worthy champion.

Is Chuck up to dirty tricks with his nude video of Kelly :?: :shock: (need tomorrow's broadband top-up to view :cry: )

WE DEMAND NUDE SCARLETT NOW!!!

:twisted:

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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El Neilio 10 wrote:WE DEMAND NUDE SCARLETT NOW!!!
ask and you shall receive :wink:

last throw of the dice for Scarlett. not looking good tho :cry:




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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by rossn13 »

Sterling effort Mark :mrgreen:

Haway Scarlett!

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by rossn13 »

Time for dirty tactics :twisted:

Kelly Brook admits her breasts are getting saggy

I'm not 20 anymore

Admittedly she looks incredible in that photo shoot!

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by MarquisMark »

I agree Ross - gloves are off

Kelly Brook only likes slapheads - Billy Zane.....Jason Statham

So all non-slapheads should change their vote. Danny Cipriani was a one-off - but unless you have his looks & abs you've got no chance either

I happen to have those looks & abs, and I'm still voting Scarlett 8-)

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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MarquisMark wrote:I agree Ross - gloves are off

Kelly Brook only likes slapheads - Billy Zane.....Jason Statham

So all non-slapheads should change their vote. Danny Cipriani was a one-off - but unless you have his looks & abs you've got no chance either

I happen to have those looks & abs, and I'm still voting Scarlett 8-)
I have a skinhead. I'm a 'tit man'. Sorry lads, Kellys 31st vote was mine!

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by Knulpuk »

Brook has the acting skills of my ear.

Scarlett has released an album of Tom Waits covers and appeared with the Jesus and Mary Chain. + she can act.

Also Brook is annoying, Scarlett is not annoying.

I believe we are talking complete package - no-one* on FISO would be so shallow as to base entirely on norks et al.

*TheBear excluded

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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Knulpuk wrote:Brook has the acting skills of my ear.

Scarlett has released an album of Tom Waits covers and appeared with the Jesus and Mary Chain. + she can act.

Also Brook is annoying, Scarlett is not annoying.

I believe we are talking complete package - no-one* on FISO would be so shallow as to base entirely on norks et al.

*TheBear excluded
Yes, but have you heard it? It's terrible!

I agree though that (apart from aforementioned musical disaster) she is not as annoying as Kelly.

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

Post by Knulpuk »

Billy Whiz wrote:Yes, but have you heard it? It's terrible!
But the sentiment was there - it's better than any Waits cover album that Brook has attempted.

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Re: SF 1 - Scarlett Johannson v Kelly Brook

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Knulpuk wrote:Brook has the acting skills of my ear.
Have you not seen Piranha 3D ? Her performance was worthy of an Oscar. Some people have no taste :wink:

Go Kelly 8-)

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