Excellent you've made it Ooozzzie, that journey sounds pretty scary, I would have needed the vodka to get over the experience, seems as if that rocket you gave him did the trick though, still something to talk about at lunchtime.
Wearing your Gloucestershire cap, brilliant - I'll keep an eye out and see if I can spot it in the stand anytime the ball gets near.
(- hopefully a few sixes from our hitters, we can only hope.)
On the pitch and lineup (source cricinfo)
The track in Pallekele looks dry so it will probably turn. If there is a touch of rain in the mountain air it could swing as well. But even if the pitch starts spitting fire, and a blizzard rolls through, England might still feel confident. They feel as if they have an attack for all seasons.
Cloudy skies and a new ball in hand? Have a bit of James Anderson, who bowls like he has pictures of the clouds in uncompromising positions, and so will exploit them relentlessly. Think you can handle Anderson? Well, try a bit of Sam Curran for the left-arm angle. Or why not Ben Stokes, who bowls vicious bouncers with the new ball, and gets reverse with the older one?
And so what if Adil Rashid is having an off day? Moeen Ali and Jack Leach are still around. Not even the England camp will claim these are exceptional spinners, but the way Sri Lanka batted in Galle, they don't have to be.
With Moeen's new action, his right elbow no longer sticking out like a wing mirror at delivery, his bowling is far more controlled and menacing. As an orthodox off spinner he doesn't have a leg spinner's magic ball that really fizzes but does tweak it hard and gets appreciable turn and bounce on drier decks.
England have the luxury of having all bases covered whatever the surface and whatever the weather.
The toss is in the lap of the gods but absolutely crucial, far more so than for an ordinary run of the mill test, Sri Lanka seem to be gambling all on winning it.
It would be possible to win batting second but a herculean task and against all the odds, we have to hope Joe can make it seven from seven.