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Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 20:59
by Ruth_NZ
raoul wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 14:14 Dear Lord
15 pts I have scored
And hits subtract 8
Which I really do hate
My ranking is falling
So here I am calling
For I'm taking a mauling
I need a big haul in
The last game today
So I just want to say
A hat trick for Siggy
Would be quite a biggy
A clean sheet for Keane
Oh what that would mean
No more will I speak
Of this 16th game week
So far it's been shite
Amen and goodnight
Lovely. Almost makes me want an Everton CS as well (though I'd really much prefer it if Watford scored).
When it rains, it pours, eh raoul?

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 21:36
by Striker
raoul wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 14:14 Dear Lord
15 pts I have scored
And hits subtract 8
Which I really do hate
My ranking is falling
So here I am calling
For I'm taking a mauling
I need a big haul in
The last game today
So I just want to say
A hat trick for Siggy
Would be quite a biggy
A clean sheet for Keane
Oh what that would mean
No more will I speak
Of this 16th game week
So far it's been shite
Amen and goodnight
The question is whether you are a worse poet or fantasy manager? :wink: :lol: :wink:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:03
by Vsz
Spreadsheet wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 18:34
Vsz wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 16:41 A Digne clean sheet or rest (so Alonso off the bench) and a goal for Richarlison, to get me to a ton for the week please!
Stick me down for one of these too please!
Prayers answered...just about!! 95th minute too.

103 points and out, ding ding.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:04
by Pirlo's Beard
God is dead. God remains dead. And Gylfi Sigurðsson has killed him.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:15
by raoul
Oh fab. No clean sheet and Siggy ... aasarrrggghhh!

Nightmare week.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:18
by Joccki_10
raoul wrote:Oh fab. No clean sheet and Siggy ... aasarrrggghhh!

Nightmare week.
Just look at it like this: you could have had Coleman instead of Keane. :oops:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:23
by Ruth_NZ
Vsz wrote: Prayers answered...just about!! 95th minute too.
103 points and out, ding ding.
Well done. Now go and share some with raoul. :mrgreen:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:29
by raoul
Ruth_NZ wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 22:23
Vsz wrote: Prayers answered...just about!! 95th minute too.
103 points and out, ding ding.
Well done. Now go and share some with raoul. :mrgreen:
Humbug.

23 (-8) but a 3pt auto sub to come. Maybe some BP. He said hopefully.

Oh dear. Shambles of a week.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:30
by raoul
Ruth_NZ wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 20:59
raoul wrote: 10 Dec 2018, 14:14 Dear Lord
15 pts I have scored
And hits subtract 8
Which I really do hate
My ranking is falling
So here I am calling
For I'm taking a mauling
I need a big haul in
The last game today
So I just want to say
A hat trick for Siggy
Would be quite a biggy
A clean sheet for Keane
Oh what that would mean
No more will I speak
Of this 16th game week
So far it's been shite
Amen and goodnight
Lovely. Almost makes me want an Everton CS as well (though I'd really much prefer it if Watford scored).
When it rains, it pours, eh raoul?
And after such a Good GW15.

Gutted.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Dec 2018, 22:31
by MoSe
Well, you won't be distracted by FPL Cup :innocent:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 15 Dec 2018, 11:18
by Stevieste
Kane miss pen and red card please :lol:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 02 Jan 2019, 18:48
by Spreadsheet
Christmas may be over, but my poor FPL season is not
So for the fantasy (football) Santa, a list of requests I’ve got:

A Martial show in Rudolph red tonight
With a brace of goals would provide much delight
Hazard’s been a good boy but a blank would be grand
After I forgot to give him the captain’s band
No mir nor frankincense, but I’d welcome a gift in gold:
A clean sheet for Jonny after Robertson was sold
A shut-out for the Hammers would be Fabianski too
And no more of Pogba’s dance moves, thanksi you
Is Rashford’s groin repairing such a wrench?
It would prevent Gunnarsson climbing off my bench
Finally, tomorrow I’d like a Man City win;
Not for FPL, but to keep things interestin’

Thank you in advance.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 03 Jan 2019, 08:11
by Spreadsheet
3/6 requests granted ahead of the City-Pool game, plus an unexpected 5 pts for Bednarek. Both to score tonight without Salah or Sane contributing (for this GW only) would complete this quite nicely.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 19 Jan 2019, 12:30
by Joccki_10
I sense a very poor GW incoming so I’d like a goal from Redmond today and two home wins tomorrow. :)

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 19 Jan 2019, 15:23
by MoSe
Just a little something for my saint day
San Mario
(St Marius https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marius, ... nd_Abachum )

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 19 Jan 2019, 16:33
by MoSe
Uncork your godly ears, I said FOR my saint, not FROM Saints

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 29 Jan 2019, 22:13
by Joccki_10
Salah to be ill just for one day. Would be lovely. :lol:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 11:02
by ajcairns
Joccki_10 wrote: 29 Jan 2019, 22:13 Salah to be ill just for one day. Would be lovely. :lol:
close enough, job done

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 07:18
by Stevieste
All ask is for Sterling to start and Aguero to be on the bench 🙏🏻

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 07:40
by Smurphy Paw
ajcairns wrote: 31 Jan 2019, 11:02
Joccki_10 wrote: 29 Jan 2019, 22:13 Salah to be ill just for one day. Would be lovely. :lol:
close enough, job done
:lol:

Another Aguero hat trick tonight would be super

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 07:53
by Joccki_10
Smurphy's Paw wrote:Another Aguero hat trick tonight would be super
Hat-trick of pens saved by Pickford you say? :wink:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 07:56
by Spreadsheet
Just the six goals between Sane and Richarlison would do to just about save my GW...

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 08:20
by Stevieste
Joccki_10 wrote: 06 Feb 2019, 07:53
Smurphy's Paw wrote:Another Aguero hat trick tonight would be super
Hat-trick of pens saved by Pickford you say? :wink:
I will also take this.

Never seen so many people praying on a weds morning 😂

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 08:58
by Smurphy Paw
Stevieste wrote: 06 Feb 2019, 08:20
Joccki_10 wrote: 06 Feb 2019, 07:53
Smurphy's Paw wrote:Another Aguero hat trick tonight would be super
Hat-trick of pens saved by Pickford you say? :wink:
I will also take this.

Never seen so many people praying on a weds morning 😂
Well this is the only thread where that particular prayer will be taken seriously :lol:

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 09:16
by ajcairns
Sterling starting would be great. A rest for Aguero would be almost as good.

I suspect I'll get neither.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 06 Feb 2019, 10:10
by Stevieste
ajcairns wrote: 06 Feb 2019, 09:16 Sterling starting would be great. A rest for Aguero would be almost as good.

I suspect I'll get neither.
Reverse prayer tactics, i like your style 😉

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Mar 2019, 10:51
by Ruth_NZ
Image

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Mar 2019, 11:02
by raoul
+1 to that.

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Mar 2019, 11:03
by blahblah
A Lpool CS and my MU3 to outscore the 24 on my bench which eoukd replace them :?

Re: FPL Prayer Mat

Posted: 10 Mar 2019, 11:14
by Stevieste
Amen to all of the above 🙏🏻