FPL Prayer Mat

[magicdave]

Dear FPL God, I have a prophecy I wish fulfilled.

Red card for Costa

Assist from a corner + a goal for Downing

Penalty for Hazard.

Yellow cards for Chelsea back four.

Thank you FPL God in advance

I think you made him angry.

[gallus]

Dear FPL Gods,
I need a big game from Silva to save my week. Anything over 10 points would be delightful.

Yours faithfully,
Gallus

[Brunauge]

Please, clean sheet southampton, swansea and mancity
Goal from bony yaya and rvp

[Brunauge]

Please dear God let me predictions come true

Austin Hat-trick
Costa red card
Aston Villa Clean sheet

[gallus]

Dear FPL Gods,
Please don't let all of my players blank.

Yours faithfully,
Gallus

[JLH]

Dear FPL God,

Please grant me a Ward-Prowse and Silva goal. Also, no Ivanovic shenanigans please.

E: And dont forget to leave Wisdom out of the squad so I get Bruce in

[Douglas Reynholm]

Please can I have 2 goals and an assist from Silva, a goal from Clyne and a penalty save from Ben Foster and if it's not too much trouble can you make Everton win one nil and have Burnley score against United with Di Maria keeping up his crap run of form.

Thanks in advance.

[asm_fanz]

A West Brom CS would be great (and Wisdom starting too), goals from Puncheon and Silva would be nice too

[Carlos Kickaball]

Dear FPL god could I have an Agüero mega haul tonight, just like what happened at the Stadium of light against the defence that was so good it kept Chelsea out. I don't think I'm asking for much, but without Ryan Shawcross, and with a day less to prepare for the game, I'm sure they will be tired and disorganised, so much so that the only conciliation for them is a Victor Moses goal. I know you work in mysterious ways, but you always seemed quite angry with Kane in that bible book, especially after what happened with Abel, now every shot he hits goes in, no wonder Stephen Fry thinks you do terrible things. Also my friend says that you go to all the games, because you're omnipresent, but I was confused if you're omnipresent doesn't that mean you're already at the games anyway?

While you're here, do you ever do non Premier League requests? If so: Harry Kane to get a 5 game ban for biting into the forbidden fruit Ivanović in the League Cup final...

...But also Harry Kane to score the winning goal in the 2022 world cup final, because it's nothing personal against the lad.

[JLH]

Dear FPL god! I don't ask much, just that Cech and Bellerin both keep a CS tomorrow and that Walcott starts his season like he ended last. If you're feeling generous, throw some goals Mane's way Amen

[Blue Fire]

Love this thread

[NoEyeDeer]

Oh dear baby Jesus, please blessed be the boots that adorn young Theo's feet.

May they shine in perfect harmony on the way to a holier than thou hat-trick and trio of assists.

Achoo

Bless you.

[MoSe]

connection was down

[NoEyeDeer]

I just converted to Buddhism.

[MoSe]

or to Ruddhism

[MoSe]

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Dear FPL gods,

A 2nd half Sanchez goal or two please. I promise to be good.

Sincerely,
MPTree

Dear FPL gods,

A 2nd half Arnautovic goal or two please. I promise to be good.

Sincerely,
Bob

Request denied

heathens not kneeling on the proper mat will not be heeded

[SFC_Fan]

I feel like all my prayers came true when Sanchez out scored Ozil. Could have been so much better with a little bit of luck.

[MPTree]

heathens not kneeling on the proper mat will not be heeded

I knew I was doing something wrong.

[Blue Fire]

Would love it if Lukaku misses the game tomorrow
Got Aguero as VC and Mee to come off the bench if he doesn't play

[Sutter Kane]

Well I'd love if Valencia, Snodgrass and Walcott were all available for next week and Amat restored to the first team on Monday. That would be nice. I'd take any two of these four but I'll likely only get the one at best. Funny it was at this gameweek last season give or take, I suffered the worst injury crisis in living memory when 7 of my players were instantly unavailable. It riles and makes me nauseous to this day...

[ZeroRemorse]

Would love to see a Lukaku blank, my closest competition in my leagues have him captained.

[gallus]

Oh mighty FPL gods, do not let the Spurs final game at WHL end without a hattrick from Harry Kane.

[RuudTheDudeVanTheMan]

I'm a united fan but I wouldn't be too sad if Arry and Alli went mental tomorrow!

[Pirlo's Beard]

I'm a united fan

Really? With that username I would never have guessed.

[Potters82]

I pray that Sanchez plays on Tuesday, not looking good though!

[sstaffsw]

Haha! Great thread!

[MoSe]

I pray that Sanchez plays on Tuesday, not looking good though!

Beware, ever seen "Bedazzled"? http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0230030/

Just play?
Play 10 minutes score an OG, miss a pen and get dismissed for protest after the miss, then it is.
Granted.

[Beerfuelledman]

Oh mighty FPL gods, do not let the Spurs final game at WHL end without a hattrick from Harry Kane.

Oh Mighty FPL Gods may I second this prayer.

Oh and Bailly can score Man Utds only goal I dont want bedazzled.

[jacksosi]

Oh mighty FPL gods, do not let the Spurs final game at WHL end without a hattrick from Harry Kane.

Oh Mighty FPL Gods may I second this prayer.

Oh and Bailly can score Man Utds only goal I dont want bedazzled.

Thirded, including the Bailly goal, with all the assists by Son pls

[MoSe]

you pray FPL God to get assists by his Son?