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Post by sligorover » 05 Dec 2007, 15:57

Dear FPL Gods,

Please grant us an Arsenal clean sheet tonight with goals from Gallas and assists from Rosicky. Please rest Gerrard and Ronaldo this weekend but let Tevez and Lamps flourish in an orgy of goals and clean sheets.

Thank you o powerful one,

You faithful servant,
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Post by dublin_gooner » 05 Dec 2007, 16:03

enough with the voodoo.

prayers will be answered for frank and teveth with the sunderland & derby defences

however Cesc had better be back and banging them in

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Post by Richt » 05 Dec 2007, 16:03

Please also grant us a couple of goals from Mr Adabeyor also. Maybe awarding the key contributions to Bacary Sagna.

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Post by *Monkey Magic* » 05 Dec 2007, 16:39

Hattrick for Adeybayor please Big G, oh and if you can manage it, an assist, or dare I say it, a goal for Alumunia. I know you can do it. :-)

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Post by anon6 » 05 Dec 2007, 16:42

4-0 victory to newcastle with a Barton hat trick and Adebayour own goal :twisted:

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Post by meat shield » 05 Dec 2007, 16:42

*Monkey Magic* wrote:Hattrick for Adeybayor please Big G, oh and if you can manage it, an assist, or dare I say it, a goal for Alumunia. I know you can do it. :-)
I'll 2nd, 3rd and 4th that! :!:

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Post by JDB » 05 Dec 2007, 16:44

1-0 to the Toon please.

I usually don't wish others ill but soooo many people in my league have capped or are playing Adebayor that I need this in the worst way.

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Post by nimbus » 05 Dec 2007, 16:50

2-1 newcastle please. gallas goal, gallas to be substituted for minor injury after 60 minutes with a clean sheet please (so 2 toon goals in last 30). oh, and an adebayor sending off would be good :twisted:

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Post by pork » 05 Dec 2007, 16:57

Dear Lord,

I ask you not for much.

..may you please grant me an Arsenal clean sheet in their game against Newcastle United tonight.

This is all I require.

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Post by Mike James » 05 Dec 2007, 17:16

Gallas hat-trick with assists from Adebayor :lol:

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Post by SunderlandFan » 05 Dec 2007, 17:37

A Gallas goal and an Arsenal clean sheet please oh great one. Sorry about that incident last year with the vicar's Black & Decker.

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Post by Roger Ramjet » 05 Dec 2007, 17:54

Almighty Father,

I am pleading with you in my hour of need, please help Willam Gallas to score a goal tonight & get a clean sheet as well. Which would really help his good friend Manuel Almunia.

And if you see fit to strike down Cristiano Ronaldo with the plague, then so be it!

Thank you!

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Post by M-boy » 05 Dec 2007, 20:34

Richt wrote:Please also grant us a couple of goals from Mr Adabeyor also. Maybe awarding the key contributions to Bacary Sagna.
Amen to that!

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Post by nemo » 05 Dec 2007, 20:44

1086 wrote:4-0 victory to newcastle with a Barton hat trick and Adebayour own goal :twisted:
and Adebayor red card! :twisted:
and missed penalty, while you're at it!

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Post by beglee » 05 Dec 2007, 21:05

why sligo why!! Jinxed the clean sheet like a fox you did! :evil: :wink:

what a rubbish week :roll:

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Post by rookie » 05 Dec 2007, 21:53

...and that is why I don't go to church every sunday my dear God!

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Post by Bob Newhart » 05 Dec 2007, 22:02

1086 wrote:Barton hat trick :twisted:
Your only chance of that would've been in cards... but Graham Poll's retired.

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Post by pork » 05 Dec 2007, 22:49

pork wrote:Dear Lord,

I ask you not for much.

..may you please grant me an Arsenal clean sheet in their game against Newcastle United tonight.

This is all I require.
Did i ask for much? Like eff i did.

eff off God, i'm joining Scientology :x

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Post by nimbus » 05 Dec 2007, 23:07

I knew my prayers would not be answered....

...so i bet on adebayor (who isn't in my team) to score first :D

betting against my FPL selections has been quite successful for me so far this year!

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Post by SunderlandFan » 06 Dec 2007, 02:01

Horrocks! I'm back on the atheist train (until Saturday ;))

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Post by sligorover » 13 Dec 2007, 13:08

Oh Powerful one,

You do not like us for sure but I have served my penance by sticking with Gallas and by leaving Green on the bench last week.

This week i simply ask for a Villa clean sheet and a goal+assist+some boni from Martin Petrov. Let the big 4 players Gerrard and Ronaldo rest themselves but reward hard working brother Samba with a headed goal from a corner.

Your faithful servant,
sligorover

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Post by carloduplessis » 13 Dec 2007, 13:19

Thats wrong on so many levels :lol:

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Post by chrislondonlad » 13 Dec 2007, 13:26

Dear Lord,

I ask you not for much.

..may you please grant me a defeat for Arsenal, a win for Chelsea, a defeat for Liverpoo, a win for Man U.

This is all I require.

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Post by beglee » 13 Dec 2007, 14:57

sligorover wrote:Oh Powerful one,

You do not like us for sure but I have served my penance by sticking with Gallas and by leaving Green on the bench last week.

This week i simply ask for a Villa clean sheet and a goal+assist+some boni from Martin Petrov. Let the big 4 players Gerrard and Ronaldo rest themselves but reward hard working brother Samba with a headed goal from a corner.

Your faithful servant,
sligorover
I may as well just bench M Petrov and my Villa defenders now :roll:

:wink:

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Post by sligorover » 20 Dec 2007, 16:27

Oh powerful one,

You have ignored our simple plea's but given the season thats in it please grant Villa and Newcastle a clean sheet and young Kevin Doyle a brace.
Please rest Gerrards limbs as he has a cold.

Your servant,
sligorover

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Post by beglee » 20 Dec 2007, 16:54

Your last prayer asked for a Villa CS, bupkiss, and some points for Petrov, which did come true. You also mentioned how your Gallas request the week before went unanswered, and then the lord gifted you a Gallas CS & goal. But you also had your Samba (-1) request firmly rejected.

So you're about 50-50 for your divine requests last week. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away, eh? :D

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Post by cookiezncream » 20 Dec 2007, 22:53

Hey Big Guy,

Can I have a 1-0 result between Man City and Villa? But Petrov needs to get the goal with Laursen and Dunne both picking up the boni.

Oh, also, seeing as I have actually captained Fab this week, he needs at least 1 goal 2 assists and 3 boni.

Cheers Chief.

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Post by SunderlandFan » 20 Dec 2007, 23:01

cookiezncream wrote:Hey Big Guy,

Can I have a 1-0 result between Man City and Villa? But Petrov needs to get the goal with Laursen and Dunne both picking up the boni.

Oh, also, seeing as I have actually captained Fab this week, he needs at least 1 goal 2 assists and 3 boni.

Cheers Chief.
I think some of these prayers are getting way too specific for divine intervention. :lol:

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Post by cookiezncream » 20 Dec 2007, 23:15

Oh ye of little faith. The big guy can do anything.

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Post by blahblah » 21 Dec 2007, 00:01

Some points please, from anyone in my team, I am not fussy, at all.

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