There was that terrible joke going round about I'd 8 2 be an Arsenal fan - but that was 4 3 weeks ago now !

Maybe would had been better last week.

.............to be continued (next week) !

Is this still going ? Exclusion list ? transfer deadline ?

or has it gone down under ?

A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores.

Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from home, he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is...its Kylie Minogue!

Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feeling there's something missing."

Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do anything". "Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" "OK" "And my trousers?" "OK" At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her lips. "OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off the other way and meet you half way." "OK dear, whatever will make you happy?"

So off they set. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint, runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts:.......................... "Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging'!!

Hello the actual 2nd window for this game will be at the sun's tw3 window

Any score update on this ?

Dyer out for rest of season with foot injury sustained in training.

Transfer time soon?

Sorry guys, I completely forgot about this. I've got a spreadsheet somewhere that will help someone run the game properly.

Does anyone fancy running this game for me?


As you may have been able to tell this season, I kind of can't be ar$ed with FISO / DreamTeam anymore... certain things have transpired which have just left me completely uninterested in it

I'm happy to continue running it.

I've now received the spreadsheet from Jules. TW2 will now be the week after TW4 and TW3 will be the week after TW5. I'm still assuming £50 is up for grabs (from the 1st post) as i've not heard otherwise but I'm running this with no liability to myself. The current leaderboard is below. The next exclusion list will be published after the next transfer window. Full details via PM and on here nearer the time.

1 Welsh-Wizard 186
2 Ronny10 208
3 SelhurstP 218
4 Pa102aw 234
5 ISSACA 238
6 ChrisMar 248
7 spoogehead 250
8 chrispyb 269
9 Vid 293
10 SDHough 299
11 topspur 307
12 The Pom 316
13 SUZYKINS 320
14 RichT 321
15 Deppy 333
16 Rob45 336
17 Rick Spangle 349
18 PNE4PREM 353
19 woody123 363
20 Mad Dog 371
21 pokermad 390
22 Jules 408
23 Juckster 418
24 Ashers 595

Thanks Chris for taking this over, you're a gent

The £50 prize still stands.

Here is your exclusion list for TW2. Please PM transfers tome by 23:59 Monday 13th Feb. All the same rules as before still apply. The final transfer window will be the week after TW5.

J Wilshere
C Fabregas
E Eboue
A Diaby
Denilson
A Santos
J Jenas
S Ireland
J Makoun
J Collins
N Kalinic
M Salgado
B Emerton
C Lee
S Holden
M Taylor
N Anelka
Y Zhirkov
Ramires
Alex
J Beckford
S Coleman
L Osman
P Jagielka
D Bilyaletdinov
C Salcido
S Sidwell
Lucas
J Cole
C Tevez
J Boateng
N Vidic
D Fletcher
A Lindegaard
L Best
S Marveaux
S Taylor
P Ramage
K Gorkss
M Connolly
A Faurlin
K Dyer (It is his league after all)
D Higginbotham
A Gyan
S Malbranque
N Bendtner
D Vaughan
W Brown
T Bramble
C Gordon
L Cattermole
R Pavlyuchenko
V Corluka
W Gallas
M Cech
G Jara
C Brunt
Z Gera
B Myhill
C Kirkland
R Zubar

1 Welsh-Wizard 193
2 Ronny10 228
3 SelhurstP 227
4 Pa102aw 295
5 ISSACA 288
6 ChrisMar 273
7 spoogehead 282
8 chrispyb 289
9 Vid 306
10 SDHough 316
11 topspur 328
12 The Pom 378
13 SUZYKINS 346
14 RichT 352
15 Deppy 359
16 Rob45 378
17 Rick Spangle 397
18 PNE4PREM 394
19 woody123 414
20 Mad Dog 443
21 pokermad 419
22 Jules 447
23 Juckster 445
24 Ashers 664

Do you have a copy of our current teams?

Been that long since we have had an update.

PM me if you need a copy of your team.

I need a copy pls pal

Don't you hate people who start/run these competitions and then neglect them....

@rseholes

Just 6 teams made transfers meaning the exclusion list hit hard. Here is the updated table with penalties now included for TW1 - TW2 and TW2 - TW3.

1 SelhurstP 234
2 Ronny10 243
3 ChrisMar 285
4 ISSACA 311
5 SDHough 321
6 Pa102aw 334
7 Vid 334
8 Deppy 356
9 SUZYKINS 368
10 topspur 398
11 spoogehead 412
12 Rick Spangle 424
13 RichT 428
14 chrispyb 442
15 Rob45 447
16 Jules 450
17 woody123 483
18 PNE4PREM 518
19 pokermad 520
20 Juckster 555
21 The Pom 586
22 Welsh-Wizard 588
23 Mad Dog 657
24 Ashers 784

Hi guys

TW3 Exclusion list. Please get your transfers to me by 23:59 on Wednesday 11th April so I don't cock up over Easter!

J Wilshere
C Fabregas
E Eboue
Denilson
A Santos
J Jenas
J Makoun
S Petrov
D Bent
N Kalinic
M Salgado
B Emerton
C Lee
F Muamba
S Holden
P Robinson
M Taylor
N Anelka
Y Zhirkov
Alex
J Beckford
D Bilyaletdinov
C Salcido
Lucas
J Cole
J Boateng
N Vidic
D Fletcher
L Best
S Ameobi
P Lovenkrands
F Coloccini
S Taylor
P Ramage
K Gorkss
M Connolly
A Faurlin
K Dyer (It is his league after all)
D Higginbotham
A Gyan
S Malbranque
W Brown
T Bramble
C Gordon
R Pavlyuchenko
T Huddlestone
V Corluka
W Gallas
M Cech
G Jara
J Morrison
Z Gera
B Myhill
C Kirkland
R Zubar
G Elokobi
J O'Hara

Nice one for taking over from Jules Chris, great game, I won't make transfers as my team is so bad I can't see the point.

Hope others do that can win it

1 Ronny10 315
2 SelhurstP 337
3 ChrisMar 359
4 Vid 396
5 SDHough 429
6 SUZYKINS 446
7 ISSACA 451
8 Deppy 460
9 topspur 481
10 Pa102aw 502
11 Rick Spangle 563
12 woody123 574
13 spoogehead 578
14 Rob45 585
15 Jules 592
16 RichT 643
17 PNE4PREM 647
18 pokermad 694
19 chrispyb 696
20 Juckster 702
21 The Pom 738
22 Welsh-Wizard 752
23 Mad Dog 914
24 Ashers 1013

All penalties added. Could be the most success ronny has in Dream Team all season

1 Ronny10 348
2 ChrisMar 383
3 SelhurstP 409
4 Vid 452
5 SDHough 456
6 Deppy 493
7 ISSACA 499
8 SUZYKINS 510
9 topspur 567
10 Rob45 598
11 Pa102aw 603
12 Jules 631
13 Rick Spangle 644
14 woody123 655
15 spoogehead 684
16 pokermad 701
17 chrispyb 704
18 PNE4PREM 731
19 Juckster 736
20 RichT 765
21 The Pom 790
22 Welsh-Wizard 795
23 Mad Dog 951
24 Ashers 1065

Ronny's Kalou against SelhurstP's Torres and my earlier points won him the game. Interesting result. I think there's some cash on offer from Jules if you check the first post. I'm sure he'll be in touch.

£50 I believe in total, I owe Vid £25 anyway and will also donate the other £25 to Pa's collection. will sort it out when Jules gets in touch (Issaca is donating £20 of the prize)