Right to help me mate Zimm out and stop cluttering up every thread with bollocks, when a thread starts to go down the route of inane banter/talking shit/random bollocks ( jesus thats most of them ) could we take it to this thread to save him the trouble of splitting it off all the time. It's like a full time job for the fella and he doesn't get paid

Plus he's too busy planning this seasons assault...

So it would go like this.........

Random poster - Which goalkeeper is best?

another random poster - oh I think Green is ace at 2.5m blah, blah

Stinky - Green is shit, Long Haul, triangles, blah blah

Tomuk - ladyboys, blah blah

Nick - sharks, alcoholics, ( serious ) glass half empty, blah blah

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Now what should have happened is all the above in red should have occurred here job done, Zimm saved a lot of time and effort

My first visit to the Dog Inn - so far what A great place - but that's so far

Hey whats going on in here? Liven up everyone, and barman pass me a double vodka n coke with ice, i'll down it in one then fire off to the Triangle Tavern down the road where the action is

Stinky you'd better hurry up and win this thing because I read yesterday that the record age for a domestic goldfish is 43 and noticed somewhere else on here that you are 40, and I imagine that record breaker didn't go through all the stress of playing DT. So get your skates on and finish first plaice fast.
Cheers.

Sorry MP i didnt quite catch that, could you please repeat a bit louder.

I'm rather hard of herring.

BOOM BOOM

Man you're quick Stinky, I'm guessing if you do win this thing that you will be doing the conger all night long.

There will be no coger for fish face cos he wont get a sole to do it with him

The Rounded Keeper's got the lovely Gretna (sic)

Surely, this isn't the time or plaice for bad fish puns!

Edit: PLAICE has already been used. Gonna have to work on a way of getting John Dory into the thread

Codney Rhyming slang?

"That Stinky, his claims of SDT success is nothing but a tall John Dory"?

madog has a drink problem and a chest the size of my 10 year old nephew, and small man syndrome this more like it dan lol hahaha we can all put labels on posters danny boy, boy being the operative word

Came across this on "Plaicebook"

Question: Can I eat Goldfish ?



Answer: I do not recommend swallowing them whole, you miss all the nuances of flavor you get by chewin um up real good. And you do want to chew good cause they have lots of bones, the smaller ones are mostly bones. You can fry the small ones up crisp and eat them crunchy bones and all. Start a trend, serve small crispy fried goldfish on the larger goldfish crackers as appetizers at the next Sun HQ meet, or as Hors d'oeuvres at your next TFF bee.

I would avoid the fancier types such as veil tails, fan tails, and tri-tails as all the extra finnage just means more bones. I'd especially stay away from the bubble eyes, as they will be staring mournfully at you as you try to eat them. However if you choose the Black Moor, you can have blackened goldfish without having to worry about over cooking it. If you prefer fillets or a larger meal, Goldfish do get up to 2 feet long and over 6 pounds.

Gold fish are carp, Carassius auratus, the domestic version of the Crucian carp, C. carassius, if you prefer them cooked any carp recipe would work. Gold fish are low in sodium and have no sugar, they are very high in protein and phosphorous, high in selenium and vitamin B12. A fair source of iron and calcium ('specially if you eat the bones), they are however high in cholesterol. They can be an inexpensive meal, common comets can be purchased at pet shops for around 50p, or cheaper as feeder fish; a couple of quid for a dozen at a bait shop, or even free as prizes at county fair ring toss games. But prices get up into the thousands and even more (paid by people who are defiantly 'certifiable idjits.') It depends on if you want fast food or fine gourmet dining.

Bon apetit! ( Which is French for look out for the bones.)

ya bell end, I don't even drink that much? haha

I'm average height mate your just abnormally tall.

Yeah i'll intoduce the Dog Inns barmaid to you tomorrow

Gutted the rate the uglies thread got locked because of nicks constant moaning.



nice one mate - I know I'm a stud - jealously is a terrible trait - just because I'm good looking, smart, funny and loaded people get the arse ( serious ) just because some ugly effer in his 40's is jealous ( banter )

The penny's just dropped re. the real reasoning behind the thread title!


God, I'm slow, sometimes!

im not even tall im 5 ft 10..

1. small man syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's physical prowess and penchant for threatened violence. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in small-statured people who feel they need to make up for their physical inadequacy somehow.

not even going to get into the good looking bit, as its subjective.

a stupid chav like ugly poll for wittless fools who have the intelligence of a brick.
ps dan your ego would have been slightly tarnished as you was winning the ugly vote hahaha
but saying that ignorance is bliss, so you would have no doubt turned it around and said you were the best looking anyway. superficial f**l

I don't post on the Sun Forum

drunken rant blah blah . take no notice. ps,y dont you post in the sun forum? is your hatred of the sun, or some other reason?

And no FF interest.

Right some facts ( serious ) I probably have been drunk twice this year, my weekly alcohol intake is probably 4-5 pints.

I am 5 foot 7 or 8...... so thats two inches shorter than you - not a great deal, and going by the picture from the sun day there was quite a few my height?

I take the piss out of most people on a daily basis but its all in good humour and most people don't need words in brackets to realise that

I'll take the piss out of your writing style/things you have said - a bit jeremy kyle IMO, glass half empty and negative in my opnion - not once have a taken the piss out of your spelling or been personal about yourself.

To say I look like a ten year old and have small man syndrome is a bit personal and I'm a bit disappointed in you - was there any need.

I took the rate the uglies thread as a piss take ( I was going to do a poll myself but call it "fiso best looking man" - I thought it was quite funny and as soon as I saw the thread I knew I'd get slated and rated the ugliest. I know its all done to take the piss as I've been battering on for ages about I must be the best looking man on Fiso.

I'm also a bit annoyed that thread got locked before I could say my piece - why did it get locked - you mate, your post!......your constant moaning and slagging off of zimm, the geezer has so much shit to sort out on here as we seem to attract the lowest form of poster in the sun and you constantly moan about him as a moderator. He doesn't get paid for it?

I tell you what mate, you should count yourself lucky if I was a mod I'd be calling for a permanent ban for you in the mod forum

( by the way if your 10 year old cousin has a chest like me then he should do somethng about the man boobs before they get worse ) ( banter )

Thing is your probably the first to realise to anyone else who's a bit slow NTG for example ( banter )

The Dog Inn ( dogging ) as in what nick likes to do when he's not depressing everyone on fiso ( banter )

Thats all help zimm and keep all the random bollocks and even matchday boasting in here?

Here we are, nice 50 inch TV inside with SSN's on constantly



Still deciding on which three barmaids to employ
These 3? Olga, Victoria and Sarah?

Stinkys mate Ruby?

One for the older drinkers

One for the rest of us

She ain't much to look at but if she can carry this many beers she's got to be a winner

Crikey thats where Dot ended up after the Sun meet up
must have been the Ben Sherman what with all the "good looking" fellas about

I agree, that certain people really do need to lay off Zimmerman, as he does a great job on this board and on top of that he knows his stuff and he's always happy to have a laugh and a bit of banter with people.

Some people just go too far and need to have a bit more respect. There is plenty of room for opinions, banter and freindship on this forum, without idiots being childish and insulting towards others.

Even though knowing Zimm and a few others, it probably goes over their head and they don't even give it the time of day, as they're above all of that.

Anyway, my bit said

Totally agree with that mate, its only fantasy football, why some people go on and on about stuff like they do is beyond me....anyone who moans about zimm will find themselves promptly thrown out of the Dog Inn I ain't having that shit in here

Would anyone object if I painted the walls yellow and green in here?

Why, are you a canary follower?

Of course mate? you ipswich

Nah, I live in Lowestoft and I'm a fan of Lowestoft Town (season ticket holder) and Liverpool FC (supported for 25 years now). I do like to see Norwich do well though and it was great to seem them get promotion last year, as they played some good football.

You live in Norwich then?

Yeah mate, 3 miles from city centre

I expect another promotion from them this season - if you had said Ipswich it may have lead to a permanent barring

Not a huge fan of Ipswich and even less so with that prick in charge .

I think Norwich will do well but I think it's a bit much think they will get promotion again haha. Would be great though.

Might see you out and about in Norwich one time then and can have a beer or two.

Anyway......back to the banter.....

Yeah would be good mate, i'll pm you my number - don't mention a beer though. If I meet you for a beer I'll be slated as an alcoholic, as well as a tramp who turns up in an un-ironed shirt, not to mention a ten year old midget