I noticed

Alan Carr. Annoying tw*t

People who mistakenly think abbreviations like BTW are acronyms

wasps, bulls, arguments.

Endings 10 thru 15 of Return of the King. In fact I'm sure they've tacked another couple on since I watched it in the cinema. And Foxes Glacier Mints call that a eff mint, tastes like a grandparent has already had one go at it

Popups that say "your password will expire in 14 days, would you like to change it now?"

No. F'koff. I only changed it 16 days ago. I'll change it in 2 weeks.

Christmas Adverts in October
David Cameron
Rio Ferdinand's "opinions"

'Supporters' who boo their own side
Anti-intellectualism
Militant vegans
The sheer number of empty disabled parking bays
Animal lovers
Tongue scrapers
Religionists
DRM
Microsoft
Mushy peas
The way adverts are louder than the tv programme
Comic sans
Paypal
Carling
Alan Green

...

I feel much better.

Alan Green - hearing you there pal, cannot stand the guy. Why BBC have not realised yet he's far too opinionated to be a commentator, I'll never know.

I would like to add:

Constant talk of the 2012 olympics, funding and whether we'll be ready. I DON'T CARE - It's 4 years away! Change the record. Do we really have to endure this for the next 4 years?

And I live in London!

Russel Brand

Beggars who 'set up camp' in front of an ATM machine

Second thoughts, Paul McCartney!"

Seconded.

And Baby Cameron. The most vacuous and bumptious political leader in living memory?

Whoever is responsible for deciding when to have an ad break during a film on TV.

Was watching Ice Cold in Alex on Ch4 just now and we're getting towards the end ... cast sit down at the bar

"Set 'em up Joe"
"Set what up?"
"Four Ice-cold lagers"...

... cut to break ...

back from break ... barman pours lagers ... cast drink ... 5 more minutes ... end of film.

what?

Which is why god invented Sky+

Gavin & Stacey-if just for using serial killers surnames for the three families. Yet more dirivitive BBC sitcom for a dim working class audience.

arse prints on leather furniture

I agree, plain material or even floral prints are much more pleasant.

You've still got it, tarby!

Banally unfunny..........

Anne Nightingale. Who the eff does she think she is\was?

Just sat through BBC4 Annie does 50 years of pop\rock and, well, when she got to Aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid House was more important than punk, and said Peel was the only DJ\Journalist more influential than her

She was one of the original "token women" and deluded beyond belief.

Pass me the gun and she can be in front of Fiona Phillips, which says something

So what would you put in ? I shall start :-

Those stupid little mopeds that go about 20mph but the exhaust is sooo loud you can here them coming a mile off.

People who get on the bus, have a really loud conversation on their mobile, then get off.

Bouncers/Parking wardens - people who get a little bit of authority that goes straight to their head.

Wasps (nastle little bleeders )

I'm sure there are plenty more........

People who don't even read the stickies before starting a new thread


mod edit - threads now merged

Bollox

Move along everyone

I love it.

duplicate posts go straight in. hate them.


sorry but this was in danger of slipping down the view new posts lists

-I totally agree with Mopeds, they make a f'ing racket and always cut out my television signal!

-People that start indicating to get into a faster lane when you are about to overtake them. INDICATE WHEN I HAVE GONE PAST U DUMB twit! INSTEAD OF MAKING ME THINK YOUR GOING TO PULL OUT ON ME AT 70MPH.

-Old People, eff me old people are dumb, had the last 2 days off work and they are everywhere, walking in your way in the supermarket, walking in your way in the car park, its a eff road Grandma, get out the way!!!

-Peadophiles, I eff hate them.

-Hairy f@nny's.

-Mother's Day, waste of time and money.

Hmmmmm...

I posted a theory on here recently that wondered if people who prefer them shaved are closet paedophiles....

I do that. I like to give as much notice as possible that I would like to overtake. Don't actually start to overtake until it's safe to do so, obviously. Never understood why some drivers either a) indicate after they've started to pull out, or b) sit behind a lorry waiting for an opportunity rather than letting other road users know that they would like to pull out.

I dont think you should indicate that you would like to pull out when there is a 70mph missile fast approaching and blocking the way. Because I dont care if you would like to or not, you cant, its insane and dangerous. So why spread any doubt or hesitation in other drivers minds.

If you do that to me, I have no idea if you have seen me or not, it makes me ask more questions in my mind than is safe... and ive seen enough stupid pulling out infront of other cars to make uncertainty a very valid emotion when someone indicates like that

i must've used the phrase

"doddering old fool" about 20 times yesterday, mainly in sainsburys (other supermarkets are available), but also in the car park, the drive home and walking the dog.

I have total respect for older people who have all (or at least 50%) of their faculties but they are on a slippery slope.

you get three things don't you.. so

Doddering old fools
The Hyundai Getz (to ensure if any doddering old fools slip through the net they arent allowed on the road)
Transfer deadline day - as an everton fan this concentrates the plan into at least 2 days a year but generally 2 months