this made me cringe

Surprised · **Posted:** 25 Jan 2008, 22:00

Just saw a chat show on Dutch TV where a dwarf did the following (not sure that hes a dwarf changes anything but he was a dwarf!):

Stuck playing cards to his face with a staple gun and then pulled them off leaving blood trickling down his face.

Ate a light bulb

Opened a beer bottle with his eye socket

Attached a hoover to his dick

I wouldn't mind being able to open a beer bottle with my eye socket as it would be a great party trick but it looked pretty painful and it took him a few attempts!

Flipside · **Joined:** Tue Aug 08 2006 **Posts:** 4775

I did the hoover thing in my wild teen days :oops:

Thank f*ck Dysons weren't around then!! :lol:

viddleodge · **Posted:** 26 Jan 2008, 05:52

you grubby little man

viddleodge · **Posted:** 26 Jan 2008, 05:55

suppose i did open a beer with my knob once
but there you are.

Flipside · **Joined:** Tue Aug 08 2006 **Posts:** 4775

viddleodge wrote:

suppose i did open a beer with my knob once
but there you are.

darkspidey · **Joined:** Mon Nov 05 2007 **Posts:** 3555

What else can the little people do?

Karrde · **Posted:** 26 Jan 2008, 11:16

Flipside wrote:

I did the hoover thing in my wild teen days :oops:

Thank f*ck Dysons weren't around then!! :lol:

Seriously?

When I ws a kid I used to put it on my arm and it would leave a mark for ages... putting it on your wee man, aye carumba!!! Youre lucky he still works :lol:

this made me cringe

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