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 Post subject: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 18:03 
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Being a bit of a nerd myself I do like nerdy jokey things and while browsing funny Facebook sites this one gave me a chuckle...

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and one of my favourites is ...

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... and I'll also admit to really liking The Big Bang Theory show.

Any others please post :D


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 18:14 
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quality response, plenty of people i could use that on :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 18:21 
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I have no idea what CSS is so that one went over my non-nerdy ( :wink: ) head and despite never having been on Facebook I have absolute faith in my conviction that 90% of it is lamebook!

I trust that isn't a genuine tattoo but if some people want "I am a tw*t" stamped across their neck who am I to argue.


I then laughed at the Pisa one. Sorry :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 18:26 
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I don’t get any of the above………

and I feel comfortably content with that :!:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:08 
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I'm assuming the tower of pisa relates to itallics but I don't get any of the others.

I do like the Big Bang Theory though. Guess I relate more to science nerds failing to pull hot women than I do to IT nerds. :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
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I don't understand any of this thread. Is it because I'm past the flush of youth or do you also need to be intelligent?


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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:22 
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The only thing that has made me smile so far on this thread is the leaning tower of Pisa's smiley face :o

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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:30 
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I saw a terrible T-shirt once, seriously nerdy. something along the lines of the following, in the style of a command line prompt:

> cd pub
> more beer

It's pretty embarrassing that I even understand it :oops: .


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:35 
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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:40 
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The mug is excellent and the ltop is quite funny too.

The others are just a little on the sad side of nerdy for me! :wink:

(Please don't ask what the opposite side is called!! :lol: )


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:48 
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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 19:53 
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And how many QA testers to change a lightbulb?

None, it's just their job to report that it is dark.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 20:19 
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there are only 10 types of people that understand these jokes - those who do and those who don't

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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 20:55 
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MarquisMark wrote:
there are only 10 types of people that understand these jokes - those who do and those who don't

:shock:



that one I got!!


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 21:12 
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Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 21:12 
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http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/200 ... -jokes.jpg


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2010, 14:54 
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johnF wrote:
I do like the Big Bang Theory though. Guess I relate more to science nerds failing to pull hot women than I do to IT nerds. :oops:
My wife isn't a nerd (in the classical sense) but she likes this show a lot.

I'm a wannabe nerd, i.e. I can sound quite nerdy with non-nerds but I find myself well out of my depth amongst proper nerds! :lol:

I'm sure most people affiliated with this social class already have this comic in their RSS reader but it's still worth mentioning:

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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2010, 15:13 
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Not quite nerdy jokes, but a nice selection of help-desk stories.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2010, 19:05 
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Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
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A sodium atom walks into a police station.

"What seems to be the problem sir?" asked the duty officer.

"I'd like to report a missing electron." says the sodium atom.

"Are you absolutely sure that you've lost your electron?" asks the officer.

"Yes," replies the sodium atom. "I'm positive!" :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2010, 12:18 
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Werner Heisenberg was speeding along a country road when he got pulled over by a traffic cop.

"Have you got any idea how fast you were going?" asked the officer.

"No," replied Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!" :|


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2010, 12:42 
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Ave a banana wrote:
I don’t get any of the above………

and I feel comfortably content with that :!:


I'm with you :lol:

Although I do find The Big Bang Theory quite entertaining :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2010, 13:52 
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gazwood wrote:
Ave a banana wrote:
I don’t get any of the above………

and I feel comfortably content with that :!:


I'm with you :lol:

Although I do find The Big Bang Theory quite entertaining :oops:


But not as funny as The I.T. Crowd :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2010, 15:42 
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Ok, I'm officially a nerd - I laughed at the CSS mug :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 22 Mar 2010, 21:28 
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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 22 Mar 2010, 23:40 
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fil16 wrote:
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Yes I did bother, and it only took a minute or so.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 23 Mar 2010, 00:15 
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Shaggy365 wrote:
fil16 wrote:
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Yes I did bother, and it only took a minute or so.


go on then, put me out of my misery :|


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 23 Mar 2010, 00:26 
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But not as funny as The I.T. Crowd :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 23 Mar 2010, 10:22 
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Two chemists walk into the bar, and one challenges the other to a drinking contest. The first chemist says to the barman "A glass of H2O please." The second approaches the barman and says, "Well in that case, I'll have a glass of H2O too!"

Needless to say, the first won.

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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

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There's a big calculus party, :roll: and all the functions are invited. ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.
ln(x): "What's wrong e^x?"

e^x: "I'm so lonely!"

ln(x): "Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!"

e^x looks up and cries, "It won't make a difference!"

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Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide-and-seek. Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush. Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one meter square in the dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide at all. Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of course, he immediately sees Newton and calls "I see Newton" Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a square meter is a Pascal!"

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PostPosted: 23 Mar 2010, 10:57 
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Shaggy365 wrote:
fil16 wrote:
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Yes I did bother, and it only took a minute or so.
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