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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 17:52 
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I saw this and came right to this thread :)

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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:01 
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I don't get it!? (although I am thinking maybe I should) :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:08 
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Tangent Graphs\Curves. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:23 
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It's slightly less nerdy/more obvious than some of the gags above but it still requires a degree of knowledge. I can't confess to fully understanding it fully but I know enough to get that it's a joke about tan (like sine and cos) lines/waves.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:23 
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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:30 
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Is that a joke or a response to the comments above?! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:33 
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murf wrote:
Trawling off America


I get it

The Cat Sat
On An Orange
And Had Hysterics

Is the way I remember it :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 18:46 
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Knulpuk wrote:

There's a big calculus party, :roll: and all the functions are invited. ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.
ln(x): "What's wrong e^x?"

e^x: "I'm so lonely!"

ln(x): "Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!"

e^x looks up and cries, "It won't make a difference!"

..but he'd gain a constant.

Mostly he should avoid drinking and deriving.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 19:06 
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Saw this recently...

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I halve a spell chequer witch came with my pea see. It revues miss takes I dew knot sea aft her each quay strike. Eye type a word and weight four it two say weather eye is rite. Eye nose when eye maid a mist ache and can put the era rite. It is never wrung, just like this post is prefect in every weigh cause my chequer tolled me sew.


Just proves technology can not do everything, all my spell checkers do not complain about any of this text :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2011, 19:29 
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Interesting as my spell checker wanted to change witch, weather, cause & tolled but the rest of the text was fine :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 09:30 
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blahblah wrote:
murf wrote:
Trawling off America


I get it

The Cat Sat
On An Orange
And Had Hysterics

Is the way I remember it :wink:


The Old Aunt
Sat On Her
Chair At Home


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PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 11:08 
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sohcahtoa "soccer-tower"


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 13:08 
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Knulpuk wrote:
Two chemists walk into the bar, and one challenges the other to a drinking contest. The first chemist says to the barman "A glass of H2O please." The second approaches the barman and says, "Well in that case, I'll have a glass of H2O too!"

Needless to say, the first won.



I did like this one! :D Hydrogen peroxide - isn't that rocket fuel? Of course, the first one was going to win! ;)

Sohcahtoa for me too (like above post) - the word stuck and will probably forever do so as it reminded me of Krakatoa! :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 02 Nov 2011, 18:32 
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bspittles wrote:
blahblah wrote:
murf wrote:
Trawling off America


I get it

The Cat Sat
On An Orange
And Had Hysterics

Is the way I remember it :wink:


The Old Aunt
Sat On Her
Chair At Home


Some Officers Have
Curly Auburn Hair
To Offer Attraction

was the one I was taught.

blahblah yours is mad - way to make things difficult :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 02 Nov 2011, 19:01 
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Bartender says "we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here".

Neutrino walks into a bar.


Ha...very good.

I like that one. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 02 Dec 2011, 16:44 
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A biologist walks into a bar and asks for a glass of adenosine triphosphate.

The barman says, "That'll be 80p"


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 02 Dec 2011, 17:17 
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Bartender says "we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here".

Neutrino walks into a bar.


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 Post subject: Re: Nerdy jokes
PostPosted: 02 Dec 2011, 17:26 
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quizking wrote:
Bartender says "we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here".

Neutrino walks into a bar.

I got that one :mrgreen:


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