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Torres then malouda die you monkey squirrels

OK, I'll give it a bash

Malouda benched <bang>

not only did i miss the double, i just transferred in Ba with him off to the ACON this week. doh!

Where the hell have you been?

It's post's like this that make me believe in myself again. Despite a so far terrible overall position I know I can overtake people ahead of me!

i'm usually well clued in, but the christmas gameweeks flew by too fast due to general booziness.

froog this morning:

he he

Bang bang bang bang!! This effing game drives me bonkers!!!!!

Has this anything to do with you wildcarding our Taylor and Sinclair?

Partly. Taylor was never gonna be in my team. Only brought him in briefly as i thought there was an outside chance of him double rising and making me 0.1. Sinclair yes. Sold him for dempsey on the basis that sinclairs points come at home and 3 out of swanseas next 4 home fixtures are against arsenal, chelsea and man city and dempsey has very good fixtures coming up.

Im also banging my head on the table because of spurs and stoke. I brought dawson and huth in as their fixtures rotate home and away and they are both strong defensively at home but not so away. So what happens? In the first week i try it dawson the home player concedes because of that annoying eff fletcher (not the first time he has wiped out a home banker clean sheet were my defenders are concerned) and huth the away player gets a clean sheet. Its meant to be the other way round!

Add to that the fact that before this week valencia had been an assist machine. As soon as i get him he does nothing in a 3-0 win.

Yeah well I advised my wife to bench Woodgate and bring in Senderos. That 6 point deficit might knock her out of the cup...

*Bang*

Out Bale, Morison & Sinclair
In Gerrard, Yakubu & McLain

Oooo... how sweet you're still in that happy naive phase of your marriage

It's not that, she was still in bed and couldn't be bothered.