I'm thinking of getting a cheapo, but i want that doesnt get too hot. What one have you got?

Salon Babyliss executive edition.

I've got a towel.

£1 from matalan.

I want to style with it as well, so the nozzle has to be slit like i think.

Alex Ferguson Deluxe

cos you're a man.

My hair is short so is dry before I've dried myself

Just been outside walking the dog after a bath and hair wash. Hair all dry now although outside is quite a lot bigger than most compact hair dryer models.

There was a guy in my gym using two at once. Obviously a cowboy in his spare time.

On another occasion there was an old guy using the hairdryer to dry himself all over. Leaving the hairdryer running he lays it on the shelf (ball height!) then proceeds to dry himself with his towel whilst gently swaying his sack in front of the hairdryer. Not content there he turns round, bends over and starts to dry his knees with his towel. As if the whole of the changing room is oblivious to the fact he’s drying his ass with a hairdryer!

A black one

too right

It's hardly a Hair-dryer you need more like a wig..

I'm sending you an Adebayor Afro wig.