FPL WRESTLING WEEKLY!!!
Forest Greene wrote:
Welcome everyone to FPL Weekly! You join me in the FPL Studios and boy do we have some action for you!!!
Thats right, in just a moment I will be tossing you into the capable hands of our annouce team as they talk you through the action from this weekend.
Folks, we have news galore. We have a new World Champion, and a number one contender sorted. We also have the first two casualties in our Elimination Chamber series. Forty Eight massive human beings crammed themselves inside all that cold hard steel... and let me tell you it was only seconds before the carnage was OFF THE CHARTS BABY!
So without further adoo, lets throw this over to Stone and Cole. We join them with the wrestlers set to start!
Stone Cutter wrote:
Oh my goodness Cole, Im so excited I can barely think! This crowd is going nuts and we are about to get underway with the First Annual Elimination Chamber Series!!
Superstar Cole Starr wrote:
Forty Eight guys in there and not one of them even a tenth as good looking or talented as me. This could be a long night.
Stone Cutter wrote:
Oh my! With The Face and The Body in there, you had better hope they dont see the tape of this, or you could find yourself in hot water!
THATS THE BELL!!!! Viewers, this war is now officially underway!
Superstar Cole Starr wrote:
Jeesaloo! I cant figure what the hell is going on in there. Its just a mass of swinging arms and legs!!! Ohhh though I can see Fezzik and Beefy Steel getting their asses kicked in the corner, looks like they are in for looooong nights baby! Slam Dunkin Donut Homer and Scorpio are smashing their faces in! I love it.
Stone Cutter wrote:
This is a bruising encounter already. Several wrestlers over in the far corner and there are about seven pairs of fists all ganging up on The Nutcracker!! He is in a world of pain, and awful day at the office for him... and OWCH!!! Murf just gets tossed face first into the cage! Smeagol showing him that he means business.
While over on the far side I can see that Nacho Libre is unloading a series of kicks right to the groin of Axtramad! He will be singing in the boys choir tomorrow! Nacho looking very strong in the early going.
Superstar Cole Starr wrote:
Another one singing soprano tomorrow will be The Madrill! He is crotched right over the top rope there by The Dump Truck. Madrill looks like he is fighting while on dope! he just aint with it so far.
Stone Cutter wrote:
Bodies are starting to litter the mat now. This fight is ugly! OH!!! Carlos The Finger Breaker!!! He has The Body, he has him hooked in... Can he hit it? YES!!!! The Finger Breaker nails the Tevez Driver. This could be all over!! The Body is in deep trouble.
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Oh man!! It was THAT close, but The Body just survives and rolls away into a corner. AND AS I SPEAK!!!! The Stormtrooper is looking strong in there and has the Raging Bully locked in!!! He is going to make the Bully submit to the dreaded Lescott Lock!!! The Raging Bully in dire trouble.
Superstar Cole Starr wrote:
I dont believe it!! The Ranging Bully somehow manages to survive, only because The Honey Monster got Belletti Bombed and fell on top of him and accidentally broke the hold. Tellin ya Stone, those two are stinking the joint up this week. Either one of the Bully or the Monster could have been out already.
Stone Cutter wrote:
But they arent eliminated, they do hang on, as does a woozy looking Captain Meat Head, who has just been sent into next week by a rampant Sultan Of Pain. He looks in great form this week.
Superstar Cole Starr wrote:
Hahaha check this out!!! We have 3 losers all lined up in a row! The Human Fly, Barry The Baptist and The Cobra Yeti. All mashed up in the corner after stereo Cahill Plexes. That was a thing of beauty man!! Big up to The Beast Of The Yeast, Phenomenal Cyberpig and The Headless Pigeon for that one, cos that was superb action!
Stone Cutter wrote:
With all this intense action its hard to see, there are a mass of wrestlers just brawling in the middle of the ring, they seem to be staying out of trouble, but they arent making inroads into the opposition... BUT!!!!
THE SEVENTH WONDER!!!!!!!!! THE SEVENTH WONDER!!!!!!!!! He has the Killa Chinchilla in position!!! AND NAILS THE TEVEZ SLAM!!!
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HE HAS DONE IT!!! THE 7th WONDER ELIMINATES THE KILLA CHINCHILLA!!! AND BECOMES THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Superstar Cole Starr wrote:
Oh my god what a move, did you see the impact on that!!! He made Road Kill out of that Chinchilla. That was one hell of a move.
Stone Cutter wrote:
Cant disagree with you there Cole, and as The Seventh Wonder punches the air in delight over in the far corner, could this be????? YES!!!! BENDER HITS A FLYING GERRARD ON WARRIOR WOOD!!!!!!!
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YESSSSS!!! Its all over!!! Bender pins Warrior Wood and is declared number one contender to The Seventh Wonder!!!
Forest Greene wrote:
And thats how it went down this week folks. Mass chaos in there, but when the dust settled it was The Killer Chinchilla and Warrior Wood who will not be involved next week. Though im getting word from the Chairmans Office, those two will be facing each other next week in an attempt to redeem themselves in the eyes of the fans.
But lets take a second to congratulate the NEW World Champion. The Seventh Wonder stood tall and demolished all infront of him. He will defend the gold next week in singles action against Bender.
Tune in next week. For FPL Wrestling, buh bye.
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