Looking at the poster who started this thread, it's a long time since we've seen Mark R... I remember the days when he was trying to outdo Murf on post count when we moved to the first version of the PHP forum!

New baby ended his free time I think. I still have a mobile number for him from an old fiso meet. I might buzz him and ask him to say hello

New baby not so new now, however many phones have passed under the bridge since then.

This place is in a state.

Ulrika seems to have left, starting to sag a bit anyways from here photo. The ghost of Olga seemed to have passed on too, it was a sad day when Olga died on the pool table.

Anyhows I have a bottle a couple of bottles of Lagavulin and half dozen crates of Stella and Deuchards to tide us over till the I get the place up and running again, oh and of course a carton of cream and a couple of liters of the white stuff for the cat.

So pull up a stool, if you can find one intact, and we can blow the froth of a couple and chew the fat.

Am away tomorrow for a few days, but if anyone knows of some acceptable bar wenches looking for work please ask them to forward their CV's.

Now if I can just get that bloody jukebox to work.

Walked past here every day and saw the dust gather and the paint fade.
Was very surprised to see it open again
I'll have a pint of Brains SA

I see that the shutters are down and the place has had a lick of paint. Pint of Pedigree please.

I'll take a deuchars and sit quietly in the corner moaning about how FF isn't as good as it used to be.

This is the 2nd thread where you posted just after me Spiny
Are you stalking me?
Are people after me?
It's them isn't it? The government.....youré with them!!

what! These pork scratchings are two years out of date.

Nothing is like what it was.
I remember, way back when, you could have a few beers and a bottle of whisky down the pub, drive the kids back from school, get home and slap the wife if the tea wasn't on the table, slap her if it was, beat the kids because they were smaller.
But now....heck...drink drive limits!?

I've got a thread of my fleece caught on your cufflinks.

aye, and soon we'll not be allowed to slap the wife pc world gone mad.... I tells ya!

Cameron's broken Britain
At least I can still beat my kids and make them work cleaning chimneys. They can't outlaw our basic yuman rites can they?

I knew it!!
Government issue blue fleece?

So it's just in PC World that you're not allowed to do it?

This didn't really work with a couple of posts inbetween.

You can if you read the Daily Mail

Back in the good old days of this bar we used to feed Daily Mail readers to the tigers who live in the rhodedendrons at the back of the beer garden.

Had a quick peek out there and they look a bit less friendly than they used to.....

That's because I ripped all their teeth two years ago in a rage when the bar ran out of Talisker.

This is 2010..............we have Piranha's now.............in 3D......and they adore evicted BB housemates and Bolton fans

Chaps, got a guest barmaid in for this afternoon and tonight to celebrate the reopening of the FISObar

Say hello to Emma and be nice about her new haircut!

Well Hellooo Emma - mine's a stiff one !

Just started to rain, got room for a moist pussy Emma, milk please, and make it creamy...

Giggity, giggity giggity!

MarkR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come here for a big smooshy hug!

blimey rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Ironfist peeks in* Ooo gay bar... champagne, hugging & kissing, Surprised in leather tanktop and murf with a sheep on a leash... *vomits a little in mouth*...