Tacalabala ........ Buttery Biscuit Base ........ Experience in logisitics (I get to work and back every day without doing much in between )
Richt............... Barndoor Hitters.............. Experience in auditioning for your process but not getting past the senior members of the production team
Crispybits ........ Rock n Roll Hamsters ....... Experience in strategic planning (I sold Berbatov the GW before he scored 5)
bulgarche............... Svetcite............. Experience in drinking
Kengster.......... FISO H2H Prem Champs.......... Experience in aviation (I go to work and can't find my way back).
Moist von Lipwig........... A.M. Postal Service............Experience in time management (can make the smallest task last all day)
Brightwater........BrightwaterVilla FL........Internet surfing expert, regular member of top 20 usage hit lists at 2 FTSE 30 companies
Hogmeister......Who Let The Hogs Out....Experience in running a successful business (made a small net profit on fantasy teams last year)
Briankidd.......Tableproppers........Inate abilties in "smelling what's selling"
Ironfist.......Odin United.......Experience in Strategic Consulting (If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made by prolonging the problem!)
FingerPass.......Half-Full Football.......Sexual favours.
the pom.......Smoke City......... No experience at all just pure class
Alwaysonthebeer.. Bayern poonich.. Experience in top 1000 finishes
mowatson.............Plastic Whistle............These aren't show ponies, they aren't thoroughbreds, my team is a team of donkeys
Surprised......Kickers XI........Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow
The Dude Abides....Happy Harry Haslam... I was a apprentice in 1977
flyingkillercob.....The Luiz Boat......Futures, Annuities, Investments and Loans - F.A.I.L.
Flyman ...... Apathetic Thistle ....... Vastly over-experienced in muckin' abhaat.
Lovely Camel.......Kazma FC........ Experience in picking the right man for the right job (I've picked Mauro Boselli as my GW1 Captain last season)
Ashers........Diggers.......................Beneath these glasses is a core of steel
reds363..........Naked Punching...........My team has seen a steady rise in its (overall position) figures over 5 years
Libero... Biermann's Beermen... Experience in every type of fantasy footballing error; less experience in learning from them
grob......Grob's Sizzlers....I've got nerves of steel when it comes to taking hits..16pt or 24pt hits don't frighten me
Bonsey........I cant Adam & Steve it.......When I'm good, I'm very Good, but blink & you could miss it - my mrs will provide a reference!!
Sir_john_grimes....taking back my title.....I LOVE LAMP
Vid ............Furballs ...........Somebody said that sugar was available in here, I just want a couple of spoonfuls for my coffee then I can leave
bagpuss ........ \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ ........ Experience in motivation (encouraging former Spurs owners to get their chequebooks out)
Billy Whiz ...... Whiz Bang Wallop ...... The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Pink_Elephantz .......CechDefoeKingCarr (soon to change) .......because I'm number 1! Simples!
Discogod ...... Discogods ...... I will increase your profits by approaching 1000%! (nearly 1000% better performance between last 2 FPL seasons)
Calvin1979….. No Ruddy Points….. Gave up Sandhurst Scholarship for this
topcat24......topcats strollers......Experience with telecommunications, direct line to officer dibble
*Monkey Magic*...Mönkchengladbach....Can fly on clouds for profit...and able to pee on Buddha's hand if bonus points don't go my way
Knulpuk....Eenog Koning...The scenery only changes for the lead dog, I intend to run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
tenpinterry......Duke Nukem FC...top class at b@llsh@t, love myself, backstabber, will do anything to win
Abumies......Abumiehet.....Experince in the middle of nowhere + late pick champion!
marxist......Zapatista FC.......A PhD in Political Economy enables me to make informed purchases
WHATEVER......One John One Nine......I have the X factor
Taff Murray.......Real Sociopath..........Every week I give 100%. Monday 15%, Tuesday 20%, Wednesday 35%, Thursday 25%, Friday 5%
Dronning Maud Land....... Zen Arcade....... Dennis Healey's eyebrows reincarnated.
Jeffersdn......................Mass Effect Combo...................Snuffling out those truffle
Sideswipe....................Sideswipe..............................When it comes to business, I mean business.
baganboy.....Egaro...... qualified bullshitter, with conviction.
Le Red...........Butter Bridge United...........................Bright and gifted, but also beautiful and modest
stuboy........stuboy_united.......experience of two emotions, hunger and horniness. If you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich
Viva...........Viva United.............Experience in everything, master of nothing.
Chuck Taylor.....RC MILAN.......Experienced in blinking, breathing, sleeping, eating, walking and talking.
Alacranium........Norwich or Poor....... Experience in trusting Fabregas for far too long.
Mintman.....CLEAN_UP_ON_AISLE7.....Experience Schmerience!! I got 2 pool balls in a sock!! Want some??
blahblah............pants....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQloro92xAmoonlightdribbler.........Bombo Chipolata............World class ditherer (I always join sidegames at the last minute!)
isalla..........Isalla..........Experience in playing football with two left feet.
marc09.......pot luck ...... you make your own luck and i have been busy
Abhishekrocked............Antella11...........Experience In fantasy football from 2 years.
Ralfbergs..........
New Village........Experience in drinking beer and shouting goaaaal
ENTRIES NOW CLOSED! Look out for the competition thread from next week, including details of elimination schedule....