Bit of a sore point that is it?

On the other hand, we might be the only team recruiting. Apart from Evil Eye, and god knows what's going on there ...

i think if Evil can't make up a complete team then 5 in reserve league should form a team to replace them so long as the rules are not broken

Surely Evil Eye will be able to recruit someone from the reserves league Im sure we'll hear soon.....

Hmm I've put my self in the league.

Silence from the Badboys! ( I notice with relief!)

Shhhhhhhhhhh....

Like you have anything to worry about. Dont think youve been out of the top 8 any week of the FPL Wrestling yet. Multi World Title match winner you

You'd think an apparently unbeatable human hating robot would be every 5AS managers dream

What?

I think he was refering to Pork unexpectedly announcing his departure. Wasn't that even a little obvious?

Twas a sarcastic what?
There's sod all point in doing anything 'til next week anyhow.

It is 'next week'.

I've been otherwise enganged this week and am surprised to find the fifth berth in the Evil Eye has not yet been filled. The one time title favourites are in a state of transition and need a player who has the ability to turn a game. With the controversial departure of Pork (the club goat still has a sore sphincter ) any bad feeling at the club has gone and we are looking to make an assault on what is rightfully ours... the 5AS title

The perfect candidate would be one who has a grudge on society and can register their team this afternoon (the latter being a prerequisite).

I look forward to the initiaition

Have we got any takers?

If so PM el capitano 'latic soon for entry into this gameweek.

Well, I've now joined the Evil Eye.

Nice to have you onboard FingerPass. Time to kick some serious ass and start becoming upwardly mobile once again

Will your scores for this gameweek count do we know?

yes they will on my games

Don't they have to be there at the start of the GW?

I don't think it makes a difference in the overall result for the H2H matchup - but does effect the starting order and therefore the individual results. (I only ask as I've got to send krispy an update and obviously want to try and get it right )

edit: it does turn it from 2-3 to 1-3 so some GD

So nobody 'snapped up' Pork then?

Sorry i wasn't aware that he had joined after close of GW22 so no results won't be affected until GW23....( i will add points into 5-a-side league as this doesn't matter, but for h2h results Evil Eye have just the 4 members this week)

Sorry pork.

Yep, our new signing FingerPass just missed the deadline for this week.

From the press conference held earlier today:

[Agent] ...and though my client had a chance to join a competitive top division club, after he and I sat down and discussed it we both felt it would be in his best interest to pass on the opening and wait to see what other opportunities may come his way. His style and personality would really conflict with that of Evil Eye, and I felt it just wouldn't be a smart move at this early and crucial stage of his career and he agreed. This is nothing personal or negative against the club, and we do congratulate FingerPass in joining Evil Eye and wish them the best of success. My client is doing very well in his first season, going top of the 5AS Reserve/Tsfr Mkt League on goal differential* after this GW. As I work my hardest to get him signed at a club this January, he will continue to work his hardest to bring home results. Any clubs interested may check the www button at the bottom and/or message me with any questions or inquiries.

[Journalist #1] What if your client isn't signed by the end of the January transfer window?

[Agent] We have discussed this, and though he and I both hope it is not the case, he does realise it is a possibility and he will continue to do his best no matter what. He's hopefully got a long career ahead of him so if it doesn't happen this season he said, and I quote: "I'll just keep my head up and work harder next season".

[Journalist #2] What about the allegations brought against both your agency and IndEleven for the illegal transfer of funds in order to get him into the 5AS Reserve/Tsfr Mkt League to be available for the January transfer window?

[Agent] My client has not been accused of any wrong doing and only I and my agency are being investigated. Since the investigation is ongoing I cannot comment further on the allegations or the investigation. I'm going to have to end this press conference now. Thank you.


*goal difference=less transfers made



(edit) Statement released on 14/1/08:
Since the "phantom" assist has been taken away from Santa Cruz, IndEleven loses out on first place after GW22 and drops down to 2nd, only 3 points behind the leader. In regards to this, IndEleven has stated: "These things happen. It isn't the first time FPL have done something like this and it certainly won't be the last, but I believe in the end taking away the assist was the right thing to do. In the bigger scheme of things it's only 3 points. The squad is looking strong. I shook things up and now it's all starting to settle. I plan on one transfer this week and then get ready for GW23"

personally i cannot believe that The Figjams are not replacing Team DDG2658 who has not made a transfer since 31st August Surely a prime candidate for numpty-ing

I may be sh1t but i am keen to join a 5AS team. If anyone is desparate I would love to join them. Much emphasis on the fact that a team has to be desparate though!

wow...wish the SPD's were hiring

thats a tremendous CV there Rich you should have no trouble getting a placement now

I feel that honesty is always the best policy.

that and Under promise and over deliver (as i am getting better you see)

don't worry richt we'll save it for next seasons team of people offended by the infamous camel

I am over that now, I dont hold grudges